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"movie review" - Results #1 & 3 - For March 11th
|Mar 10, 2003|
I'm not gonna bullshit ya
I've got almost nothing this week in the way of rumors or other info. From now on, I'm posting all of my spoilers on the EOS spoiler pages, which you can find listed every Monday on our Recent Updates page. I may reference a spoiler or ten once in a while, but baby, Sage's Place is going back to pure gossip.
Sadly, I don't have much of that either. I'll give you what I have, then juggle to entertain you for a bit.
Like I said before, both David Canary and Jennifer Bassey have developed a serious case of Frons disease, meaning they are just waaaaay too old to get any play from head of ABC Daytime, Brian Frons. (I can't claim that, one of my Darlings actually came up with the Frons disease idea). Adam is absent for a few months to go look for JR, who shan't be returning. Marian will just fade away as Bassey goes to recurring status. Of course, Stuart fades away too.
Did you not just adore the scene on today's AMC when Greenlee was standing at Sidney/Sydney's door and the door kept opening on all of the potential admirers? Loved it. Just loved it.
If Anna is to leave, are we seeing the signs of trouble with little Leora's pacemaker being up for debate? Will David refuse the pacemaker, then the little girl dies, Anna blames him and leaves town? Will Anna insist on the pacemaker, the little girl dies as a result of the surgery and DAVID blames Anna and rejects her? Is she leaving at all? Still being denied, so it's unknown at this time.
I am so enraptured with the high drama of OLTL and it's GREAT to feel that whole "can't wait for 1pm to roll around again" feeling about a soap. Almost no Jenn! Keri's gone for a few minutes (yeah, yeah, she's still alive). The only thing that has bugged me is Al playing Speedy Gonzales and THE SENSELESS KILLING OFF MY MY SWEET LIZ, THOSE BASTARDS. Everything else has been picture perfect and it wins my big star award. I know *cough* another show that could take some lessons from OLTL in the vein of having many stories going on involving many people, all woven together in a delicate tapestry of beautiful acting and dynamic writing.
My offerings in this department are slim.
The arrival of the Queen of Quip, the Royalty of Rank, the Sultress of Chic, the Majesty of Mean, the Baroness of Badness, the Diva of the Divine, the brilliant, the beautiful, the outrageous Tracy Quartermaine, played by Jane Elliot, is just around the corner. Alas, because she is not in the targeted demongraphic (no, that wasn't a typo) age group, it is required that she only have a limited stay, so we get her for a glorious 12 weeks. No doubt just long enough for the current writers to destroy her character in an explosion of guts, couture and expensive jewelry. If Rick ain't sacred, ain't nobody sacred (and wise folk will notice, as explained in detail in Katrina's GH Front Page Rant, that there is only one letter moved to make "sacred" into "scared." *sigh* Tracy will be showing up to usher in the character of Dillion, who is her son by Paul Hornsby, so that would make him Ned's half brother. He's set up to be a love interest for Lucas-besotted Georgie.
Yes, Kristina Wagner is leaving, but there is a question as to whether Felicia will be killed off or recast. Wagner seems fairly maudlin about leaving, indicating that she didn't feel the fans would be particularly distressed over her departure. From what I hear, Felicia was set for a killin, but with Georgie's love story coming on board, they are interested in having a mom to corral the situation. Still undecided what will happen.
The big question, of course, is what is up with Baby Corinthos. What I'm hearing from one of my best sources is that Carly has an accident while ice skating (WTF?) and Sonny is faced with the heartbreak of (again) choosing between Carly and the baby. He chooses Carly and... the baby lives! I don't have any further info on the freaky montage I got wind of last week. It could be a go for later down the road or it could be on the scrap heap. Hey, I just report the stuff.
Get ready for a big run of Zander and Cameron as Emily comes back into town on the 28th of March. The summer, gearing up beginning with May sweeps, will center around what what the studio is calling "Young Love," which is a strong focus on Jason and Courtney, Zander and Emily and Dillion and Georgie. Folks, I don't see much hope of a thaw in the freeze out of 95% of the cast.
And that's that's all the gossipy bits for now. Here are some snappies with comments from me. Think of it The News by Dennis Miller, ala Sage.
When you die, you see Renaldo... Johnny... Harry... and other Sonny employees who have passed on.
The Faces of Elizabeth Webber. Someone, quick...
...Get another glass of that Jonestown Kool-Aid that's going around PC and put her out of her misery!
Ric wins the Duke Lavery Look Alike contest.
"Are you sure he was aiming for Corinthos?" Crackin' me up!
Holy cow! Bobbie AND Alan on the same DAY!! Get that champagne!!
I love this woman
*gasp*sob* I can't remember what to do next.
THAT TOILET IS BROKEN! THERE'S NO HOLE!
*sob* I'll never pee again!
Ahhh. Thank God for bushes! No lids!
"Isn't that Jason taking a piss in Lila's Rose Garden?"
"Pass that Kool-aid, hit woman."
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