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Honey, you're either going to "get" me and know my heart and my intent or you're not going to "get" me at all.  If you don't, know your limitations and just back away from the keyboard after clicking the little "X" in the box on the upper right corner of your browser window, ne'er to return again.  May you have happiness all of your days.  If you enjoy what I do, then pull up a chaise by the pool and stay a while.  If that's the case, you're the very person I'm writing this column for anyway.  I don't write to please the masses or kiss anyone's ass.  Everything you read here will be from my heart, off my cuff and dead on honest.  If you want a good read designed to offend no one, go to because they are great at what they do.  If you want to hear what I really think about soaps, life, etc, then WELCOME!  This is an opinion column filled with gossip and rumors and, well, my opinion.  It may not agree with yours and I'm good with that.  *Please also note that this is NOT a spoiler or "exclusive info"'s a GOSSIP page and what we are discussing might be a RUMOR or a SPOILER, but isn't guaranteed to be what hits the screen.  I'm NOT in the business of or interested in breaking the exclusives.*   I suggest that if you want to read on, you make peace with that as well and leave your weapons with my Marshall, Lenore, before you enter town.  You'll get them back when you leave.  Believe me, you'll need them for some sites on the net and I don't want my loveys to go unarmed into war!  Remember to click that smiley globe in the links above to help EOS and search from the search engine above to help even more!  HOW TO DO "SAGE'S SEARCH."

Note:  Due to the large volume of e-mail he receives, Sage regrets that he is unable to personally answer each e-mail.  He wants you to know that he reads each and every one (some 2-3 times) and greatly appreciates your communication.  Please DO NOT ask Sage for further info on what is going to happen on the shows.  Any information he has that he can share will be put into his column ASAP! 

History of Christmas Result #1 (although the others are good as well)
Dec 23, 2002

Column will be up late tonight!


Dec 20, 2002

Darlings, just wanted to let you know that with Ginger's wedding imminent, I will be invisible until Monday when the new column comes out.  I hope everyone has a wonderful weekend and a blessed Solstice!!


Christmas stories Result #
Dec 20, 2002

And a bonus from me that is almost a Sage's Uncensored link!  (dog humps a few things and may offend white trash)

White Trash Christmas

Dec 19, 2002

By the Time You Read This

It will probably already be Friday for you, which is Winter Solstice eve for me.  That being the case, I felt a present  might be in order, early-like, so I've slaved the day away in the midst of pre-wedding freakin' chaos to make a little gift for you.

This is a very special (and very long) Sage's Funny Pages.  It is called:  Operation Kill Brenda.

There are a few things one needs to bear in mind before reading this:

This is a JOKE.  Satire.  Spoof.  Dark humor.  This is not saying that I wish Brenda dead.  I do not wish any harm to Vanessa Marcil.  I do not feel that all of Port Charles' citizens want to kill her.  Not disrespect is intended to VM, Brenda, anyone close to them, anyone they may admire from a distance, own or otherwise come in contact with, regardless of how fleeting that contact may be.  This is ONLY intended to give a little giggle in an otherwise cold winters' snap.  Consider it a little bit of General Hospital Fan Fic with illustrations.  So if you are up for giving this a try,  just click here to get started.  It is very graphics intensive, so may take a good while to load.  Be patient.  

Happy Friday.  Sage loves ya, honey,

Christmas Flash Result #
Dec 19, 2002

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PS:  A reader sent me a PILE of wonderful snappies, but didn't have tracking for where they 
all came from.  If I use any that are yours and you'd like the credit, just lemme know.  :)

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