Honey, you're either going to "get" me and know my heart and my intent or you're not going to "get" me at all. If you don't, know your limitations and just back away from the keyboard after clicking the little "X" in the box on the upper right corner of your browser window, ne'er to return again. May you have happiness all of your days. If you enjoy what I do, then pull up a chaise by the pool and stay a while. If that's the case, you're the very person I'm writing this column for anyway. I don't write to please the masses or kiss anyone's ass. Everything you read here will be from my heart, off my cuff and dead on honest. If you want a good read designed to offend no one, go to ABC.com because they are great at what they do. If you want to hear what I really think about soaps, life, etc, then WELCOME! This is an opinion column filled with gossip and rumors and, well, my opinion. It may not agree with yours and I'm good with that. *Please also note that this is NOT a spoiler or "exclusive info" site...it's a GOSSIP page and what we are discussing might be a RUMOR or a SPOILER, but isn't guaranteed to be what hits the screen. I'm NOT in the business of or interested in breaking the exclusives.* I suggest that if you want to read on, you make peace with that as well and leave your weapons with my Marshall, Lenore, before you enter town. You'll get them back when you leave. Believe me, you'll need them for some sites on the net and I don't want my loveys to go unarmed into war! Remember to click that smiley globe in the links above to help EOS and search from the search engine above to help even more! HOW TO DO "SAGE'S SEARCH."
|History of Christmas Result #1 (although the others are good as well)|
|Dec 23, 2002|
Column will be up late tonight!
Darlings, just wanted to let you know that with Ginger's wedding imminent, I will be invisible until Monday when the new column comes out. I hope everyone has a wonderful weekend and a blessed Solstice!!
|Christmas stories Result #2|
|Dec 20, 2002|
And a bonus from me that is almost a Sage's Uncensored link! (dog humps a few things and may offend white trash)
White Trash Christmas
|Dec 19, 2002|
By the Time You Read This
It will probably already be Friday for you, which is Winter Solstice eve for me. That being the case, I felt a present might be in order, early-like, so I've slaved the day away in the midst of pre-wedding freakin' chaos to make a little gift for you.
This is a very special (and very long) Sage's Funny Pages. It is called: Operation Kill Brenda.
There are a few things one needs to bear in mind before reading this:
This is a JOKE. Satire. Spoof. Dark humor. This is not saying that I wish Brenda dead. I do not wish any harm to Vanessa Marcil. I do not feel that all of Port Charles' citizens want to kill her. Not disrespect is intended to VM, Brenda, anyone close to them, anyone they may admire from a distance, own or otherwise come in contact with, regardless of how fleeting that contact may be. This is ONLY intended to give a little giggle in an otherwise cold winters' snap. Consider it a little bit of General Hospital Fan Fic with illustrations. So if you are up for giving this a try, just click here to get started. It is very graphics intensive, so may take a good while to load. Be patient.
Happy Friday. Sage loves ya,
|Christmas Flash Result #1|
|Dec 19, 2002|
Cool (free) e-cards to send to your friends!
Here to Learn How to Help Sage
and Eye on Soaps Stay in Business!!
reader sent me a PILE of wonderful snappies, but didn't have tracking for where
all came from. If I use any that are yours and you'd like the credit, just lemme know. :)
|Dec 17-19||Dec 10-16|
|Dec 9, 2002||through Dec 5, 2002||Nov 25-27|
|Nov 18-24, 2002||Nov 9-16, 2002||Nov 1-8, 2002|
|Oct 31 - Nov 1, 2002||Oct 22-29, 2002||Oct 21, 2002|
|Oct 17-18, 2002||Oct 12-14, 2002||Oct 7-12, 2002|
|Oct 1-4, 2002||Sept 20-25, 2002||Sept 16-18, 2002|
|Sept 9, 2002||Sept 2-4, 2002||August 26-27|
|August 19, 2002||August 12, 2002||July 28, 2002|
|July 18 - 27,.2002||July 12-16, 2002||July 11, 2002|
|July 8-9, 2002||July 2, 2002||June2002 cont|
|June 2002||May 2002||April 2002|
|Mar 2002||Feb 2002||Jan 10-31, 2002|
|Jan 1-10, 2002||Dec 2001||Nov 2001|
|Oct 2001||Aug-Sept 2001||Jul-Aug 2001|