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This just in...yep, it's true...Natalie and Jessica are twins. November 22 will be Erin Torpey's last air date.
On our message board, some of the gals were passing around a personal questions interview kind of thing where you ask someone close to you to answer some questions about. I talked to my lifelong friend, Kurt, and got him to do it for me, so I thought I'd share it with you:
What is your relationship to him?
I can’t remember NOT knowing him.
My family lived the next house over from him forever.
OK, so I guess something like 46 years.
Oh, you do like to torture, don’t
you? I guess “alive.”
Sage is one of the most truly “alive” and in the world people
I’ve ever met.
He hides it at first, while he
decides if he should be angry about it or not, but once he figures it’s
a go, you definitely know about it.
Is he shy or outgoing around a group she
Shy at first until he finds his place
in the group.
Life of the party or casual observer?
Sage becomes the life of the party
without even trying. He walks
into a room, sits at a table on his own, starts talking to someone and
before you know it, there’s a crowd gathered and he had never even
raised his voice.
What's the best thing he's ever done for
There’s a lot to choose from.
I guess the most memorable is that for my 21st birthday,
he told me we were going out barhopping to celebrate and instead took me
to London to see Pink Floyd in concert.
I later found out he sold one of his cars to do it.
That’s the kind of person Sage is.
When's the last time he really ticked
you off and why?
Good question to ask right after
getting me pissed off about the head all over again.
OK. That butt shot
Sage is so proud of sending to everyone?
It’s not just a butt shot. It’s
a full porn spread he did a while back to put together a few extra bucks.
It’s on the internet somewhere, but I can’t find it…I just
know it exists because I saw the proofs.
What's the funniest thing you recall
seeing him do?
You’re talking about a lifetime and you’re talking about Sage.
I’ve been looking at this question for about ten minutes trying
to figure out what I’m going to say and which one to pick.
OK, when we were in our twenties, we went to New Mexico to visit
some friends. There was a
biker bar on the main drag of Alamogordo and it was called, thinking,
thinking, like the Rack and Cue or something like that.
Anyway, our friends were stationed at Holloman AFB, which was near
there and we’d all gone out for a drink.
The only bar they knew of was the Rack and Cue and so we tooled in
there a little nervously because it looked like a pretty rough crowd.
Sage was in the back (there were 4 of us) and as soon as we got
into the bar, Sage said to us, “Think fast, guys,” then yelled at the
top of his voice, “All you p u s s y bikers SUCK!”
The whole room froze, including us, then we bolted for the door
with this angry mob barreling after us.
We drove like mad and ended up out in the middle of the desert.
We realized we weren’t being followed (they were probably all
still trying to get their bikes to start) and collapsed into the dirt.
One of the guys was really pissed and started reaming out Sage,
“You f’ing little twerp!! You
want to get us all killed?” Sage
was laughing like mad and wiped the tears from his eyes and said, “Arch,
we could have gone in there and had a few drinks and laughed and called it
a good time. Now, you’re
going to have a story you’ll be telling for the rest of your life.”
He was right. But
again, that’s just how Sage is. He
really, really lives life.
How does he handle adversity?
I think Sage isn’t aware that
anything IS adversity. If he
comes up against a challenge, that brain just stays in full steam mode
until he has found the positive angle and suddenly what was challenging
five minutes before is in line and working to his benefit.
Oh God, the easiest question of all.
That ugly mullet hair he kept forever.
He looked like Joe Dirt.
About the way that you do and I do.
With Sage, what you see is what you get and he is a pretty easy
read. I think most people are
cued into what he’s about after talking to him for about 5 minutes.
He seems under the impression that
he’s just an ordinary guy.
He’s about the coolest, most fun,
kindest person I’ve ever met.
Yes he will, but he does have a soft
side and will mull for a while before deciding to kick ass.
The only time I EVER saw him fly into violence was when he BEAT MY
ASS DOWN when we were about 12-13 because I said his mom was the hottest
woman I’d ever seen. (My
God, that woman is fine. There
wasn’t a kid in the neighborhood that wasn’t head over heels for Mrs.
B) We’re all still nuts
about her, but we don’t mention it to Sage…ever. [Sage:
Only any time I walk into his house.
Probably pictures of himself!
Thatttttt’s right. Get your red hot GH scoops here. I had a ton of them pour in at once and I’m going to do my best to get them all in order to make sense for you and a big ol’ thanks to the source who was so generous!!
WARNING: These are detailed scoops! If you don't want to really know what's going to happen, DON'T read!
Sonny Muscle: Paulie and Marco.
Brenda slaps Sonny
when he goads her about her feelings for Jax
Scott does his best
to get a conviction against Alcazar for his wrong-doings, evoking moving
testimony from Alexis, Brenda, Felicia and Monica.
Jax even gives an “up-standing” statement against the man who
shot him. As Scott is
delivering his impassioned plea, he is interrupted and given a document
that changes everything. In
a surprise move, he announces that he is dropping all charges, to the
judge’s surprise. When
the judge reads the document, it’s official…a higher up has assured
that Alcazar remains a free man…but he gets a mysterious death threat
in the process.
montage in the works!
Skye gets some of
the medication Brenda is taking for her “disease” and learns it’s
nothing more than tranquilizers. On
the alert, she takes a trip to Switzerland, where she is able to get
important information from a nurse in the clinic that treated Brenda.
Armed with the information that Brenda doesn’t really have the
disease her mother had, she returns home to be confronted by Alcazar,
who knows she’s been snooping around.
She and Alcazar try to get information from one another, but when
she admits she’s going to use the info she has to end any chance
Brenda has with Jax, Alcazar tells her that on the contrary, she’ll
end any chance SHE has with Jax. He assures her he will take Brenda away from Skye and Jax
Skye writes a
heartfelt letter to Jax, who is moved…literally.
Alexis is relieved
when the DNA tests reveal Ned to be the father of Alexis’ baby.
Alexis thanks him and Ned admits he is responsible for the test
Lila gives Carly a
good talking to.
Alexis has a heart
to heart talk with Jax about love and marriage.
He points out that they way she’s describing her relationship
with Ned sure sounds like love. Alexis
works up the courage to ask Ned to marry her, but Ned has a question for
her as well!
hospitalized for high blood pressure and the threat she receives from
Sonny while there will make your blood run cold.
Afterwards, Ned affirms his devotion to Alexis and their daughter
and they share a warm moment.
Alexis puts her foot
down to Edward about how her daughter will be raised.
The return of JRN as
Kristina is very temporary and will take the form of a vision.
First a bag of flour
and now a coat hanger! Courtney
mistakes AJ for the stalker and beats the crap out of him.
That’s the FIRST time she gets the wrong guy!
AJ has an unexpected response to learning that Jason has been
protecting his wife. The
cops kick the door in.
Jason is knocked out
by the stalker and AJ, who saw the stalker, has to leave with the cops
to give a description to a police artist.
Jason regains consciousness and tells Courtney he’s going to
handle this once and for all. She
tries to stop him and ends up following.
Jason goes after Coleman in a big way and tells him that if he
bothers Courtney again, he’ll be dead.
(that’s not far from the truth, as it turns out!)
me, she loves me not…crunch.
Courtney shows up
and stops him. As they leave Jake’s, Courtney frets over the cut on his
head. In a heated moment,
they end up kissing deeply. Courtney
draws back in horror and they both swear it can never happen again. Courtney returns home as AJ is starting to worry about her.
They have a wonderfully intimate moment.
visits, Carly picks up on her feelings for Jason and gets an idea for
how to use them.
connection continues. Jax
has a hot, hot dream about Brenda and wakes to find her there.
Later, they very nearly kiss.
Ned gives both Jax and Brenda some sincere advice separately.
Knowing she has to
let go of Jax, Brenda comes on big time to Sonny, who rejects her.
Unfortunately, Carly sees and misunderstands, but some tough love
from Jason sends her to her husband.
Sonny forgives her for keeping the secret about Alexis’ baby
and assures her he’s not interested in Brenda.
Brenda comes in out
of the rain to watch Jax sleep and Jason tells her its time to go.
He’s ready to send her packing to Europe, but she counters that
Jax will only end up following her when he can.
She then makes a proposal that will change their lives.
The week ends with a BIG surprise for Sonny and Carly when Jason
Lucky and Liz team
up together to save Luke. Their
search leads to finding him on a chain gang (He broke a guy’s jaw in a
bar and oops! It’s the
Governor’s son!). Liz
cozies up to the guards while Lucky, dressed as another prisoner, breaks
him out in a hail of gunfire. After
a few close calls, they are free. There…
has… got… to… be… a… way… burnin’ down th’ house!!
PCPD is a blaze with Da Man inside!
Two sisters love one
Lucas who is having a problem with alcohol.
Halloween brings out
the weirdness on the show!!
As it is planned at
this time, Jason is supposed to be SHIRTLESS on the Halloween episode.
Of course, since he evidently opted to shower in his shirt, this
is subject to change.
There’s a big
Halloween party at 101. Who’s
going as what? Edward is
Ben Franklin, AJ is one of the musketeers, Courtney is Cinderella, Skye
is Josephine (as in Napoleon and…), Mikey is a fireman and Alcazar is
hearing The Music of the Night.
Edward shoes his
cruelest side to Courtney.
Alcazar gets close
to Maxie, in disguise.
AJ gives Skye some
advice about her marriage, after which, she and Jax make love.
Brenda sees the afterglow.
terrified when her stalker finds her alone in her apartment.
She fires the gun AJ gave her, then sees she’s killed Coleman!
She immediately calls Jason, who hurries over. Jason sees that Coleman isn’t dead after all, then the
phone rings. Guess who?
This is the second time Courtney hit the wrong guy.
It’s the stalker.
Brenda answers the doorbell to another trick or treater, but this time, it’s Alcazar. He kidnaps her in his plane. Sonny follows and they end up plane crashed on an island. Jason and Carly team up to locate their missing spouses.
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