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Holy cow! When it rains, it pours! Even more info coming through.
Lord, honey, buy out your favorite tissue stock, because Nancy Lee Grahn psyched herself up DAYS in advance for the coming scene where Kristina breathes her last air right in Alexis' arms! By all accounts, NLG turns in her most stunning and heart-wrenching performance EVER! This should be around the week of August 5th.
Edward has a STROKE and Lila goes to Ned to ask him to take over ELQ. (He does) LOTS of Skye and Ned interaction.
I'm also advised that everyone should take out their prayer beads and hit the floor knee-style to pray that Jane Elliott finally says, "YES!" on a return!!
BIG correction! My bestest source had just said that Kristina dies in an explosions at the warehouse, NOT in Sonny's car! TWO of my other sources were saying it was the car! Sorry bout dat!!!
Darlings, I’m sorry for the delay, but my very, very best source was sending me some great info and I wanted to be able to share it with you in the column.
So what's with that shot? We know that VM doesn't start taping until early August and won't be shown full on until about the 3rd week, so will some poor actress have on her resume "Played Brenda Barrett's feet?"
for Kristina the PA System to die sooner rather than later.
Talk about clink-boom (for all of you who don’t know,
“clink-boom” is the tag that refers to the Guza-special scene where
Lily is blown to Lilibits by a bomb planted for Sonny)!
Now what do you think it’s going to do to Ned and Alexis to have
Kristina killed on her way to out the true paternity of Alexis’ baby to
Sonny? Talk about a mixed bag
of guilt, rage (relief?) and pain! The
pain and grief is, of course, what is going to draw them together
ultimately. Alexis will not
hesitate to vent her rage to Sonny and tell him that he is “cursed”
and that anyone who loves him is going to get hurt. Just how the
hell does Kristina end up in the middle of a car bomb meant for
Sonny? They ain't sayin' so we'll just have to watch! Does she
jump into his limo to tell him off and he bails just in time? That's
all I can imagine. Maybe she waits to shanghai him for a royal
bitching-out in his car since he banned her from the penthouse and ka-blam!!
no final word yet on whether or not Peanut survives.
I was told that the miscarriage had been filmed weeks and weeks
ago, but I heard a couple of days ago that TPTB were looking for the story
mileage over the continuation of the pregnancy.
Both sources are very reliable and I’ll let you know as soon as I
hear anything definite. Nexis
is a definite go regardless.
glitch between Carly and Sonny is very temporary and they will soon be
back together as a complete family. Carly
and Michael will move back into the penthouse and they will weather the
coming mob war as a family. Guess
what? The Lord God Guza has
heard your prayers and Carly will be getting some blessed news the middle
of August, right after they decide to put baby-making to rest due to the
increasing mob tension...just in time for The Most Beautiful Girl in Port
Charles to breeze back into town, same day in fact, from what I hear.
there's weird, weird stuff coming up with the attic mystery.
Did anyone put together that Luke and Laura are getting married
next month? Not much fanfare,
huh? The most I’ve heard of
a time is that Rick arrived “a month early.”
Somehow, I didn’t connect that to the wedding.
So picture this. Everyone
is at the church, waiting expectantly, Luke and Laura are missing in
action and the camera keeps showing that damned attic door...with blood
seeping out from under it...in real time....not flashback.
there is no official announcement, Genie Francis is NOT expected to remain
with the show past September. Husband,
Jonathan Frakes is moving the family to London for a year while he directs
a live action movie of “The Thunderbirds.”
The big question is whether Tony Geary will stay or go and just
what will happen to Jacob Young with Sarah (What exit?
Guza hated the character the first time and hated her this time as
well, so she was summarily dispensed with minus any hoopla.
Forget that meaty Fatal Attraction story that was planned.
He didn’t think Sarah Laine could pull it off and scrapped it!
Audrey’s brief mention is about it!), Tony and Genie gone!
He still wants out to pursue the music career, so I’m betting the
Spencers will be gone. My
Lesley!! Never even given a
nothing in Nik and Gia news! I’ll
let you know as soon as I hear anything.
a weird turn of events Courtney ends up getting arrested for
prostitution! Who can
help? Believe it or not, AJ loves his wife enough to let Mike talk
him into going to Sonny for help!
Brenda is back the middle of August and honey, she's only for Jax.
Those Brenda and Jax fans out there are absolutely going to love it.
When he is faced with a choice between true love and a recent betrayal,
Brenda's gonna win! Sounds like the revelation of Skye’s deal with Edward is going to
come at the worst possible time! Ouch!
absolutely DO NOT despair my little Skyettes!
I have it on special authority that Guza LOVES Robin Christopher
and is going to be writing a great story for her.
Definitely expect the Brenda-Jax-Skye triangle to go on for a
while, but it looks like (if the character catches), Skye just might find
her place alongside Alcazar in every way!
yes, YES, Jason and Liz are a GO! Just
don’t look for it before sweeps week!
Why do they torture us thusly?
Be sure and read Katrina’s upcoming Soap Journal and she’ll
clue you in. After a few
phone calls and a big bottle of liquor, we think we’ve got it figured
poor Zander!! Heartbroken and
dumped yet again? Absolutely
not! Guza is all set to bring
back Emily, come hell or high water and if Amber can’t do it, he’ll
find someone who can! True
love WILL prevail!! Jason and
Liz? Ned and Alexis? Zander
and Emily? Sonny and Carly?
Jax and Brenda? Yes, Guza is intent on getting things back to exactly where
he had them when he left.
That includes a big story for Mac! Believe me, his experience is going to come in handy as he is tasked with raising two teen daughters, the newly returned Robyn Richards and the soon-to-be SORAS’d Georgie, after Felicia perishes in the mob wars. Pity...I was just starting to like her! Don’t expect Jack Wagner back long term. He might pop in for the funeral, but Port Charles’ most handsome deadbeat dad won’t be around for the long haul. How can they let Kristina Wagner go when her contract’s not up? If the opportunity to go is storyline conducive and the actor is into it, the contract can be amended to include a FAT severance package!
Martinez is expected to be reduced to a "recurring" role once
his Lifetime series takes off.
McCullough has been recently
quoted as saying that she has no plans to return to GH, but weird rumors
are flying around about a Finola Hughes (?!) return.
No good confirmation or speculation on it. Last I heard, she
was more than happily ensconced at AMC, cuddling Vincent I. Who
Who is the GH fan fave
set to return? Take your pick
from any of the above mentioned. I
think the studio leaked out that rumor to start the boards talking (all
publicity and talk is good publicity and talk!) and then were set to apply
it to any of the stars they’re courting to return who actually takes the
This includes Jane
Elliott, who is supposedly being begged to return as Tracy Quartermaine
(please, please, please – I just watched a video of her at her best at
Lucy and Alan’s wedding – thank you, darling Dottie! – I’d give
ANYTHING to have her back!!) and Stephen Nichols. SN is still
balking, but who can blame him after the character AND actor was abused
for so long? GH has given him no reason to believe a thing
stories are literally being written as they go along and stories are
taking hairpin turns at the last minute.
Viewers are picking up on this as stories are highlighted and then
just dropped out of sight (Crazy Sarah, Zander’s history, who the hell
was in Carly’s casket and who put her there?), seemingly never to be
Towers, however, is not expecting to tape for a while.
WHAT a pity!! Where’s
all the nasty wimmin at? No
Tracy? No Helena?
Gimme a bad girl who’s good at it and FAST! I’m not talking someone manipulative like Carly or
Skye...I’m talking a truly formidable force!
I need to rest after that one!
Looks like we are being set up for a truly spectacular August!!
SAGE IS BACK!! I took
just a bit of time off from digging for the scoops and kind of just put up
what came to me. Gedstern and
Angel saved my life during this time.
Mom and I have been trying to spend time regrouping after the last
few weeks of madness. What a
So now that an
indictment has been handed down, I can clear up the clues in the Sage
banner that had some of you confused, especially if you were not following
The Bender Saga.
happened is that after the skirmishes, including the one where he knocked
Mom day to *think* he was going to hit me in the back of my head without
getting his ass kicked (for knocking down my mom, not for whapping me on
the back of my head), I thought things were pretty well settled (I figured
I’d settled them when he limped home was working hard not to bleed on my
rug). Ginger called me up
whining and fussing and telling me that she and Bender broke up over what
happened and didn’t I ever want her to be happy and blah, blah freakin
blah. She called BACK to tell
me that Bender was going to press charges against me for assault and I
told her to relay to ol’ Bender that I’d LOVE to bring the cops in on
this and should have myself when he knocked mom over and threw the first
punch (whap, whatever). She
mumbled a lot and hung up.
When I got the death
threat in my home mailbox, even though I had just written about crazy
psycho soap fans that are packing heat, my first thought was, of course,
of Bender. The cops were
great. They took really
meticulous notes and were very thorough, so I felt pretty confident.
They were really good about keep the house on watch as well.
Mom was a basket case and kept going on about how she KNEW that me
being so open about my personal life on the net was going to bite me in
the ass. Yeah, Ma, yeah. They
let us know that it was not Bender who had sent the note when they were
able to lift fingerprints off of the magazine letters used to write the
note (tres’ cliche, eh?). I
guess someone wasn’t very smart and carefully pressed the glued letters
into place with their bare hands. Pfft. I’d be much better at this. The fingerprints were
determined not to be Bender’s (I’m sure he loved getting fingerprinted
for this if they were not able to find his in a nation database) and were
traced to a local guy with a bit of a record.
Once they got him into custody (I’d never heard of him), he sang
like a little nightingale and give up Bender, who was arrested soon after.
Ginger was aghast. Mom
was aghast. I was not
particularly surprised. Ginger
called us all crying and apologizing and begging forgiveness, full of
tales (NOW she’s full of tales) of how he controlled her and dominated
her. Where this girl got the idea that men should be treating her
that way is beyond me, because it didn’t come from this family and how
we were raised. So we were
gracious and forgave her and she sloshed wetly off into the sunset to
heal. We haven’t heard much
from her since, but she’s made contact with most of the other girls and
they’ve been taking care of her.
So now, as far as I
know, Bender (denied bail: posed
a threat) and his buddy (ditto) are in jail awaiting trial.
Mom won’t have to testify, thank goodness.
They are going to let her just do a deposition.
We’re trying not to think about it.
The herbs are starting to harvest (makes it sound like they are
harvesting themselves, doesn’t it?
Ha...ha...ha), so it’s been a busy time and mom is becoming more
of herself again, although she’s still freaky paranoid about me being on
the net at all. I’m trying to convince her that it’s better to just live
than to live in fear and that you’re just going to break a few eggs in
the process. I refuse to live
in an atmosphere of fear and paranoia when there are so many wonderful
people to be with here! Usually,
I’m pretty good about doing what she wants, but this time, I had to let
her see the wall and know that I’m going to be with my darlings and
that’s that. I also pointed
out that none of the problems we had came from the net, they came from a
crazy sister with bad taste in men. So
she grumbles and feels better when I read all of the letters from readers
who say nice things about her. I
usually will print out the ones that come in that day and take them in to
read to her. So that’s
where that is. We always have
a big harvest family dinner in September to celebrate Autumn Equinox, so
I’m sure it will be interesting this year.
On to the shows!!
I am *SO* dismayed at
the nonExit given to a great actor like Mark Pinter!
OK, so he got shot and was allowed to collapse dramatically at
Greenlee’s NotWedding, but That’s It???
His final words on AMC were to deliriously beg Simone to come back
to bed??? No proposed final need for blood, Greenlee is not a match and
we find out that Jackson is her father?
Mark Pinter’s dying scene is to be dead under a sheet?
He didn’t get to die with the heartbreak of knowing his fakishly
adored daughter was not really his? For
SHAME!!!! What the heck kinda soap is this, anyway??
I would give anything
for Anna to turn around and whip out a perfectly British “You are not
the boss of me,” to Jackson and then miff off.
*IS* Jackson her boss? I
didn’t think that was the chain of command, but I am the first to admit
I’m not savvy. I just can’t imagine Hank firing Bo on OLTL.
Don’t Police Chiefs answer to the mayor or something?
If Kendall loses any
more weight, that poor girl is going to turn to ashes, collapse to the
ground in a heap of powder and blow away in a light breeze.
Beautiful, definitely! But
someone please give that girl a pork chop!
I would LOVE to see her take up in a wonderful way with Palmer! If Anna Nicole Smith can do it, so can Kendall, except that I
think Palmer would shower her with love and she’d absolutely blossom!
That would definitely give Opal and Erica quite a bit to snipe
about! Opal has
(unthinkably!!) found her way to my bad side and the voice I used to love
just sounds like shrieking and bitching in my ears now. I definitely know of Kendall’s misdeeds of the past, but
don’t they understand that was a whole other actor ago? Kendall just wants wuv and doesn’t know how to go about
getting it. I think she and
Palmer would both open up nicely in a loving relationship and it would
make great soap material! If
she’s not interested, I’d be happy to show Palmer a good time!
Anything that Mia does
from this point forward that makes no sense can be effectively written off
to Post Traumatic Dress Disorder... “couture”
or not that dress Adam ordered for her was hideous!
I couldn’t figure out if the thing was coming or going and kept
hoping it was going!!
I hear that Anna
Stewart is not with the show much longer, so look for Greenlee and mom to
part ways. I wonder if it
will be or without the inheritance under her arm?
Oh honey, don’t wake
me up, I was having such a great dream and since I ran out of valerian,
OLTL is what I depend on for some good sleep time.
These are for you from Angel:
Sonny and Jason send a stronger message to Roy in the form of a Pier 52 fire.
Liz is locked in a stairwell during a thunderstorm and Zander comes to her rescue. This leads to their tab-A-slot-B involvement. Zander is tender and loving and asks her if she's sure. Afterwards, he starts to leave, thinking she doesn't want to see him and is sorry it happened. She assures him she wants him to stay.
Jason arrives as things are really starting to heat up between Elizabeth and Zander and is devastated by what he sees. He roars away on his motorcycle, stunned by the depth of his feelings.
Sonny tries to woo Carly back, but she assures him he is just too dangerous to her heart for her to love him.
She tries to explain what it meant to her when he left her to go speak with Alexis after she'd begged him to choose her.
Just when they are heating up for some good old angry sex, Jason calls.
Angry that he leaves her again, Carly takes legal action to keep Sonny away.
Sonny finds out that Carly knew about
Alexis’ pregnancy before he told her.
They agree that they have to be honest with one another in the
Skye turns down Jax’s proposal, but
Edward talks her into accepting.
Luke and Laura get closer to figuring out
the attic mystery when Bobbie gives them the name of a nurse from Rick’s
past. Scott immediately informs Rick.
Rick and Scott dig up a skull!!
AJ very nearly catches Courtney stripping!
More comes out about Roy’s connection with Simon Alcazar and Felicia is on the trail!
Sonny is arrested and Alexis comes to his
rescue yet again.
Sonny find out Zander is working for Roy
and is PISSED.
Bobbie catches Scott red-handed with his
hand in the evidence jar!
Kristina learns the truth about Alexis’
pregnancy and makes Carly none too happy when she threatens to tell Sonny.
To protect Elizabeth, Jason tells Zander
to leave town with her.
Elizabeth agrees to leave town with
Zander, but her feelings are conflicted about Jason.
Alcazar takes a personal liking to
Felicia, much to Roy’s chagrin.
Roy defies Alcazar, so Alcazar plots his
revenge, placing many at peril.
Carly tells Sonny they should put off
baby-making until the mob war cools down.
Kristina is determined to tell Sonny the
truth. Alexis tries to run
interference. (this is why
they lied to you in the first place, idiot!)
Jason intercedes with Sonny on Zander’s
behalf and Jason watches a tender reunion between Zander and Elizabeth.
Luke contacts Theresa Carter to inquire about her past obsession with Rick, not knowing that she has been paid by Rick to act as his old love interest. Luke is still skeptical.
When the (reliable) rumor hit that a fan fave was returning, I got very excited when a very reliable source told me that it was possibly Amber Tamblyn! Now, I've heard that AT isn't likely at this point, but that GH is still trying. In lieu of Tamblyn's return, I'm told that Guza wants Emily back to the point that he's considering a recast! I'm told by a rep from AT's fan club that fans should WRITE, write, write, write to request her return!
If not Amber, then who? Geddy has been reporting for some time that Sharon Wyatt, possibly along with John Reilly may reprise roles as Tiffany and Sean Donely for Luke and Laura's wedding, but a fan fave? They are definitely old school fan favorite characters and absolutely 2 of mine, but few people who watched in the past several years would have a clue to who they are, much less get their allure.
Dare we hope, one of my netpals and I speculated, for a Scorpio return? Rumors are (again) flying that FH will leave Pine Valley for GH, but last we heard, GH still had not pooled enough good sense to give Tristan Rogers a call.
Then today, SOW broke the story that ROBYN RICHARDS is returning to her role as Maxie. I heard some time ago that Bob Guza (Head Writer) is determined to bring GH right back to where it was when he left and from there, proceed with "his" stories without the power that ex-Executive Producer Wendy Riche wielded over him. Her vision of GH never matches his and the two had notorious sparring matches over almost every story with the tension bleeding over into the cast and the show itself. The return of Richards definitely supports the theory that Guza is done with any stories he didn't create and is working to bring GH back to where he left it! That should be interesting because while his work is much better than McTavish's, we still had plenty to complain about while watching MANsoaps. To some degree, that explains why now Liz can just jump into the sack with Zander. From a MANsoap point of view, all women are hot for sex all the time and ready to jump right into the sack at the slightest invitation. Since most of Elizabeth's story was previously written by Elizabeth Korte and Michele Val Jean (who are undeniably female), it would explain the difference in character personality. Remember, this is the guy who gave us Felicia in Victoria's Secret and fur hand cuffs tied up in Faison's basement.
When Katrina saw STEPHEN NICHOLS at his WONDERFUL fan event in July 2001, his dismay was definitely with TPTB in place at that time (JFP and McTavish), but he was recently heard after one of his plays to say that he wasn't planning to return as long as Guza was in the Head Writer's seat. Who knows? Maybe GH can offer a sweet enough deal!
Sadly, a rep from the Official Constance Towers Fan Club tells us that she is not expected to be onscreen anywhere soon.
I'll have a few spoilers on Friday!
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