Click the envelope
to e-mail Sage

Darlings!  Welcome to ME!!  

Honey, you're either going to "get" me and know my heart and my intent or you're not going to "get" me at all.  If you don't, know your limitations and just back away from the keyboard after clicking the little "X" in the box on the upper right corner of your browser window, ne'er to return again.  May you have happiness all of your days.  If you enjoy what I do, then pull up a chaise by the pool and stay a while.  If that's the case, you're the very person I'm writing this column for anyway.  I don't write to please the masses or kiss anyone's ass.  Everything you read here will be from my heart, off my cuff and dead on honest.  If you want a good read designed to offend no one, go to because they are great at what they do.  If you want to hear what I really think about soaps, life, etc, then WELCOME!  This is an opinion column filled with gossip and rumors and, well, my opinion.  It may not agree with yours and I'm good with that.  I suggest that if you want to read on, you make peace with that as well and leave your weapons with my Marshall, Lenore, before you enter town.  You'll get them back when you leave town.  Believe me, you'll need them for some sites on the net and I don't want my loveys to go unarmed into war!  Remember to click that smiley globe in the links above to help EOS!

July 9, 2002

My Kinda Captain Morgan!

Off Topic Drunken  Philosophical Rambling.  Click here

July 8, 2002

Hello Darlings!!!!

AAAGGGHHHH!!  How could I forget???  Yes, yes, yes!  My Sweet Baboo, Ninalou has reminded me that I TOTALLY DIDN'T MENTION that sources are confirming that yes, Jackson appears to be Greenlee's DADDY!!  Whoa!!  I'm going to be seriously pissed if they don't milk this into a full gallon story for Jack because FINALLY it's something that has very little to do with Erica, although of course she'll be all up in that shit, but hey!  The nucleus is about Greenlee, Jackson, Mary (I suppose, though I could do without her) and the soon to be late Roger Smythe!  Beee-yootiful.  

AND (wake up, Alfred!) recognize anyone in this picture that some kind person posted to our message board??  Hint:  It's not me.

fumerogay.jpg (20832 bytes)

In following the link backwards from the pic url, I found a great site for purchasing various leather gear, ball gags and cock rings!!!  O Happy Day!!  : ř  Now what did I do with Bender and Ginger's address???  *shuffle*shuffle*shuffle*

July 8, 2002

Hello Darlings!!!!

Darlings!!  Sage is in the hizzouse and is ready to dish on some soaps!  I wanted like hell to update the Pfft Page (and you KNOW I still will) but my faverit screen caps site doesnít have any new ones up.  Oh well.  Screw it.  Iím gonna update with no pickies!!  Be right back!

OK, thatís done.

So Friday was my birthday and Iím having this whole courting my mortality thing.

Going through the pictures was melancholy with the mood Iíve been in lately.  My mom has not been doing well at all since her ďfallĒ (grrr) and is so sad about all that has happened with Ginger.  She isnít sleeping well and doesnít get out of the bed much, so thereís lots of care involved.  I donít mind because she definitely took good care of me when I was growing up and Iíve never been more grateful that I chose not to marry and have children of my own because mom needs me and Iím glad I can be here for her.  All of the other Bourland kids are involved with their own lives, so it worked out great that I can be here with her.  We spend a lot of time watching shows, me reading to her (books and e-mails from the Hoís and other Sage readers), listening to music, playing board games and working jigsaw puzzles.  I try to keep her busy a lot of the time because she tends to sleep too much when sheís depressed and stays all groggy all the time.  She has a pretty sharp mind and I donít want it to drift away from me.  Unfortunately, that really limits the amount of computer time I get, so my columns arenít through the week any more, but tend to just land on Mondays and bits added to the message board off and on.  Iím so grateful that it all worked out perfectly with me retiring from hairdressing right as her health was starting to deteriorate.  I canít imagine working now and taking care of her as well.  She sits out in the herb garden with me as I weed and take care of ďthe babiesĒ as she calls her plants.  The lemon balm and chamomile is really doing well this year and the butterflies are all over the lavender, which she loves.  Our hummingbird feeder has been busy for the first time in years.  Normally, they shy away because of the cats, but everyone seems to be living in harmony this year.  Bijou and Sassy Sadie (our puppies) are getting old as well, but still get around OK.  Bijou is blind in one eye from glaucoma, but still pretty active.  She just isnít that great at turning corners to the right.  ;)

All of the older pictures are entrusted to Marji, the oldest sister, but I have my own from the past few years.  I was looking at the pics we took when I hauled Mom to Reno last June.  She was still so active then and itís hard to see how far down sheís dropped in just a yearís time.  I remember she won a ton of money on the nickel slots, like $1500.   

My birthday was anticlimactic.   Mom was sleeping for most of the day.  I donít think she even realizes now that it passed already.  A few of the girls called to say hi (Ginger didnít, big surprise) and our neighbor lady brought over a cake.  Kye and Vince brought the girls over for a short visit and brought pizza (yum).  They left around 7pm and I was left to my own devices.  Forty-four-years-old.  I thought about how if I ultimately live to be as old as mom, Iím about half done.  I wondered where Iíd be this time next year, given all of the changes this year brought.  After checking on mom, I built a bonfire in the firepit out back and lay there looking up at the stars, listening to ďWe Will Rock You,Ē by Queen blasting on my headphones.  Jupiter was particularly bright.  After a while, I went upstairs and got some sleep.  It was peaceful.  It was reflective and after the big party the girls threw for me last year, it was appropriate...also was timely, considering how weird things are right now with Mom back and forth.  I never, ever know what kind of day itís going to be when I open my eyes in the morning, but that puts a person in a great place to never take the good stuff for granted.  Anyway, enough of this and on with the soaps. 


Roger gets popped

Loveys!  When I first saw Leo punch out Roger, I thought AMC was going to wuss out on Leo shooting Roger.  Given the spoilers that ROGER is supposedly going to ATTACK Greenlee (whaí?) and that Wolf (in case youíre confused, thatís the Guyís Ugly Creepy Butler Guy is pouncing around Pine Valley with blow guns and doctorís coats and such, this wedding should be a kicker!  They WILL tie the knot, but there are going to be PLENTY of surprises!!  It wonít be an eppy to miss, darlings!

Oh puh-lease!  How long are we going to have to look at Mariaís bug eyes, gaping at the camera like a deer caught in headlights.  Get ON with it already! 

To Aiden I have two words:  MORE SWEAT!!

I was a bawling my eyes out when Chris and Ryan were saying good-bye and truly felt I could have been of great comfort to either of them (or both).  It would be my duty.

Look for romance to blossom between the two newest Who Cares characters, Maggie and Tim.  I wonder how Binks is going to feel about that?  No worries...she has a woman of her own on the horizon!  Letís hope she trades up this time!

Kendall, honey, if you donít want them to throw you away like a piece of trash, then Iíd suggest you stop dressing like a crack whore, move out of the seedy motel where you live and wash your Pic N Save mascara of your mug. 

Doesnít NuMateo look like he should be hanging out with the Lords of Flatbush or The Warriors?


Troy and Nora No Mora?

No more Tora Tora Tora!  Troy and Nora are not long for this world, it seems.  Is he going to fall for Blair after all?  Nope!  Sheís destined for Sam and our boy Troy is headed right back to Lindsay!  Nora?  Itís anybodyís ball game, but theyíve already said No to Bora!

Looks like Raeís indiscretion is not going to go unnoticed.  Just wait for Asa to get hold of that tasty morsel and let it loose at the Woman of the Year banquet!  Rae and Hank will grow closer, even as he is faced with the prospect of pressing charges!  Sparks will fly again when RJ once again meets up with the love of his past, Elizabeth Reynolds.  Word is sheís being cast with a big name soap star.

Yep, Eric Torpey is talking about leaving the show and it might be in a big way!  


Flea Go Bye Bye??

We have heard from the top that the official fan site of one of our favorite GH stars, Constance Towers, is on the move!  You can now find the site at its own domain:

Yep, big ELQ crypt go boom and although Jason is able to save Elizabeth, Zander ends up back in the hospital.  Jason and Liz are a go and although there will be some triangle play for a while, Zander will have his own woman by Fall.  No word yet on who it was since the Kristina plan was nixed, but the consensus is that someone new will be coming into play.

The GH vet female who is slated to die is Felicia as a result of exploring Royís life.  Roy is the one who will be swiping Pier 52 out from under Sonny and Mr Mobster is NOT happy about it.

Just because Jason dumps the news to Sonny that Alexis is pregnant (he sees her medical info at her penthouse, but the fatherís name is blank), it doesnít mean that Sonny will know itís his.   Look for Ned to step up to the plate and claim the peanut as his own.  Thatís one of the ďsurprisesĒ for Alexis this month, the other being the untimely death of her sister, Kristina in a car crash.  Other than a sexfest with Ned and a fuss she has when she finds out about Alexisí condition, donít look for many scenes with Kristina.  Guza just isnít into writing for the character. 

As of this morning, there has still been no decision made on whether or not Alexis will carry the baby to term, but regardless, Ned and Alexis are far, far from over.  Carly will be busy helping Alexis keep the paternity of her child covered up, even going so far as to give Alexis pointers on how to effectively lie.  Alexis moves into Brendaís cottage (this is just a rumor, but itís a strong one) and Jason moves into the penthouse.  He continues to be a comfort for Carly and although there will be bumps in the road, S&C are a go for a while, so donít look for a Carly and Jason fling.

Alan swings his...medallions at Rick yet again and Monicaís little heart goes pitty patter.  What a sick family.

Speaking of sick, watch Sarah carefully because Miss Nutjob is about to go high order and snap like a matchstick.  She should be gone within a few weeks.

As I was saying before, donít count Genie Francis out yet!  Sheís definitely back after vacation and possibly for a long while!  Lauraís mystery with the attic and dreams to come will be explored, but you can take your focus off of Rick as the bad guy in this one. 

Who is Zander?  Iím going for Brenda Barrettís brother or a Cassadine. 

Yes, Nik and Gia will have a bit of jealousy to contend with as Nik bristles over Luckyís attention to Gia.  Donít expect it to last, because I have it on the downlow that Jacob Young is indeed out of there before too long.

News is light and the banners are giving me a headache, so Iím not getting into them much right now.  For a full exploration, check out our message board.  There are some really sharp people there who are figuring out things like mad!  The link is at the top of this page.

See you soon, Darlings!

Love you!

Sage's Archives

 Jul-Aug 2001

Aug-Sept 2001

Oct 2001

Nov 2001

Dec 2001

Jan 1-10, 2002

Jan 10-31, 2002

Feb 2002

Mar 2002
April 2002

May 2002

June 2002

June2002 cont

July 2, 2002

  Back to Eye on Soaps

Join the mailing list
Enter your name and email address:
Subscribe      Unsubscribe