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BORED!!!! Bored bored bored bored bored bored bored
Look at My Face, Darlings!
Can you tell that I am cute, but bored? I am SO bored with these shows that I'm beginning to think that when Dr David Hayward nudged me in my sleep the other night that he injected me with some experimental Soap Opera Vaccine that makes you immune to enjoying the shows! (He's so jealous of those three hours I spend watching!) I'm just not getting much of a buzz off of ANY of the shows! But I'll tell ya what I *did* get a buzz from!
I just took a walk barefoot through a few thousand (wait, did I say thousand?
Why yes I did!! THOUSAND) screen caps that a very loverly reader sent to me
yesterday and what a walk down memory lane it was! Iím totally indebted.
I set up my picture browser
to look at the whole folder as a slide show and I couldnít help setting up
snarky little commentaries in my head and IIím going to have to make some GH
comics for you guys ala Marzií Panís Outtakes and Bloopers.
Will that be so fun??
In fact, Iím going to do
it because I donít have a gol-dern to talk about for any of the shows, so
youíre about to see some tap dancing and buffaliní off to shuffalo by your
old friend, Sage. I don't have
any scoops. I don't know what's going to happen to Nia or Brazen or CourAJ
or Jip or Brax or Skax or any of those dumbass named couples. I don't know
who killed Alcazar and I don't know if Skoleman are going to do it. I
don't know how Jessica is going to be written off and I don't know when Natalie
and Cris are going to finally hit the sheets. I don't know if Chris and
Erica will ever make it to the altar or how or if Anna is going to be written
off to GH. I don't know a damned thing, so I'm going to pretend that I'm
entertaining anyway and end this column (after just a touch of gossip) with a
little GH puppet show or two.
So, darlings, Iím really
not kidding. I donít have
It won't help to write to me and ask if I have anything about X, Y or Z because
I just don't. Thereís a set of new writers heading over to AMC
(watch me make obscene gestures that look similar to a person rolling dice, but
mean Ďwho caresí). I could go
into Emmy winning, blah, blah, blah, but the bottom line is that we have a new
Executive Producer at OLTL, new writers at AMC and about the only thing new at
General Hospital is the opening montage. My
question is this: If they are going
to change the damned thing, why donít they just CHANGE it??
Old people like myself remember this: (click these to enlarge)
Which is what we had through 1975. In 1976, we got this:
that had the ambulance tearing out of the TV screen. Then in 1993, we got this:
which should ring a bell
since itís the one weíve had for almost 10 years now (?!).
Since they tend to change over only about every 17-20 years, Iíd get
used to it if I were you.
There was a good deal of
mumbling going on with the newest edition of the montage with Laura gone (makes
sense), Tony gone (bumped down to recurring and only contracted cast is in the
montage), Summer in (huh?), Audrey out (so much for honorary) and Amy gone (did
we notice?). The big outcry
used to be that opening montage is a bitch to tape and wickedly expensive, but
with the advent of computerized editing, itís not that big of a deal any more.
The thing I want to know is why they used that scampy old picture of
Brenda from the last time she was on the show rather than shooting a new one.
Sage is bored with this montage, darlings, and demands that they come up
with something more interesting than the show, at least.
OK, so truth be told, Iím bored silly with all three shows right now. I tried to get interested today when Mauria was going to jab David with that Forget-Me-Juice. Tried to be interested when Aiden was strutting around doing his Alistair Sims bit. Tried to care when Mia busted Liza for shoving her out the window. I was even blahed out by *a-gasp* Mitch this week. GH just goes without saying. I want to run screaming out of every scene like Liz ran from Kellyís on the Thanksgiving episode.
I do want to qualify the conflicting reports on Courtney and Jason. Word is that they are going to give it a go, but that for _____ reason, it won't pan out for very long after a cute attempt at a relationship. I don't look for it to go far, definitely not into Spring. (Watch them become the next super couple, then watch Sage turn off the show). So as I said, I don't really have anything new.
Hey though!! I got
interviewed by Coggie!!! Check
it out!! Read her cool article then catch *me* at the bottom!!
So listen, just because I don't have any info doesn't mean I don't I adore you and want you to be entertained (since you sure ainít getting that on the show), so Iím going to follow through with what I promised above. Letís make fun of the show, shall we?
Here is the
first ever, maiden voyage, smackin the
champagne against the side, newborn christening of:
I truly hope you enjoy them. They were a pain in the ass to make. OH! And for those of you who have a stick up their butt...IT'S A JOKE!!! Laughing!! Ha. Ha.
Ha ha. Hmm.
Love you muchly!!
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