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snopes - ANY of the results.  Plan to stay a long while
Jan 13, 2003
9:45 am

We've done snopes2 before, but this is the mother ship. A freebie for you that our search engine will not access is:

Have fun!

George Clooney - Results #1, #2, #3 and #6 Yummy With A Spoon

Jan 10, 2003
6:30 am


OK, so I thought it was bad when they let Rachel Ames go without so much as a kiss on the ass or a fare-the-well.  I thought it was bad when we heard that the week of January 24, TWO guilty verdicts are handed down.  But...guess who has a dizzy spell in the courtroom that same week??

[Insert Horrified Scream Here]

Also, Jax makes plans to run with Brenda and Jason.  He goes ahead first, but before Jason and Brenda can join him, they are intercepted by the PCPD.

I hear the Zander story is going to be a serious nose blowing eye dripper, so get your tissues ready starting today.

unusual deaths - Results #2, #3, #4 and #5  Plan to stay a while
Jan 9, 2003
8:30 am

Scroll down for Sage's Picks of the Year for AMC, OLTL and GH.


You've probably heard by now about the video tape that will be presented as evidence in the case against Brenda and Jason.  It's extremely damning evidence that shows Brenda trying to kill Alcazar with a pair of scissors while he comes off cool, calm, supportive and loving.  Definitely not what a defense attorney wants to see!  Maybe Brenda should have rethought Jax's suggestion to plead insanity!

Want to get a glimpse of Helena?  Constance Towers will be appearing on SoapNet's "Soap Center" on Jan 27th.  She'll be singing and giving an interview.

RUMORS are that Brenda is the one who ends up giving the video to Scotty in the first place! (??!)

RUMORS are that a murder conviction or two will be handed down!  Who's going to save the day this time?

Also, on the rumor front, I hear that one buxom GH vet has had it and is ready to walk!

Nope, NLG has NOT been fired.  Bad, bad rumor!

Folks, if you were going to send a donation to Eye on Soaps this month, this would be an awesome time to do it.  Click the button below to find out how to make a donation and keep us around for a while longer:

song lyrics - Next to the last result on the page,
Jan 8 2003

Picks of the Year!

You asked for it, you got it!  I've gotten a ton of mail asking for my take on what rocked and what sucked in 2002 for ABC Soaps, so this week, I will be running a three part series of my picks for 2002.   GH is coming!!

GH- Jan 8
Be Patient - Graphics intensive.
May take a bit to load.

OLTL - Jan 7

AMC - Jan 6

I'll be back 1/9 with a few GH spoilers!

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