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Honey, you're either going to "get" me and know my heart and my intent or you're not going to "get" me at all.  If you don't, know your limitations and just back away from the keyboard after clicking the little "X" in the box on the upper right corner of your browser window, ne'er to return again.  May you have happiness all of your days.  If you enjoy what I do, then pull up a chaise by the pool and stay a while.  If that's the case, you're the very person I'm writing this column for anyway.  I don't write to please the masses or kiss anyone's ass.  Everything you read here will be from my heart, off my cuff and dead on honest.  If you want a good read designed to offend no one, go to because they are great at what they do.  If you want to hear what I really think about soaps, life, etc, then WELCOME!  This is an opinion column filled with gossip and rumors and, well, my opinion.  It may not agree with yours and I'm good with that.  *Please also note that this is NOT a spoiler or "exclusive info"'s a GOSSIP page and what we are discussing might be a RUMOR or a SPOILER, but isn't guaranteed to be what hits the screen.  I'm NOT in the business of or interested in breaking the exclusives.*   I suggest that if you want to read on, you make peace with that as well and leave your weapons with my Marshall, Lenore, before you enter town.  You'll get them back when you leave.  Believe me, you'll need them for some sites on the net and I don't want my loveys to go unarmed into war!  Remember to click that smiley globe in the links above to help EOS and search from the search engine above to help even more!  HOW TO DO "SAGE'S SEARCH."

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"Fun Downloads" - Result 2

Jan 20, 2003

To use some net acronyms:  OMG!  LMAO!  I have downloaded each of the personally with virus software ablaze and they all appear to be fine.  This is the funnest and funniest stuff EVER!!  Enjoy!

(Remember, if you are at work, use start, control panel, "remove software or program" to hide your downloading sneak-assed tracks.


Jan 17, 2002

Due to the large number of responses I've had to Barbara Niven's release from the role of Liz on OLTL, I have created a guestbook to allow fans to bid her farewell and wish her love and support as she leaves the show.  It would be lovely if you could click on over and send her some text lovin's.  :)

As my regular readers know, there aren't many actors or characters that I go gaa-gaa over, but honey, I love Liz and Barbara Niven is a personal friend and just a total doll.  She adores hearing from her fans and I know she'll love reading your words.

Thanks so much,

Barbara Niven's Guest Book

Jan 17, 2002

I am SO Pissed OFF!!

I mean, look at this face!!  Just check out the fun and the sexy and the happy and the vavoom that is there!!  HOW can the powers that be at OLTL let this get away??  They could do SO much with the character of Liz! 

Timothy D. Stickney photo

NOW, look at THIS face.  Doesn't this sexy hot cuppa cocoa deserve to get some poonanie?  Say it with me, folks, Nineteen-ninety-eight...that's right, 1998 was the last chance RJ got at the poonanie when Jacara Principle left Llanview.  That is FIVE YEARS that this handsome devil has been without female companionship!   Finally someone comes along who is worthy and they start to get that fire going (with more coming up, I'm betting) and BAM!  She's pink slipped! 

The fire and history with RJ!  The subtext and history with Hank!  The pull and tug of Keri and Liz and Antonio and baby!  The custody battle!!  Liz's connection with Nora!  Can you see Liz squaring off with Carlotta after the truth is known about the paternity of the baby? 

WHAT ARE THESE PEOPLE THINKING??  I'm asking you, sincerely, to please write to the powers that be and ask them to please reconsider letting Barbara Niven go from her role as Liz.  Write to:

Mr. Frank Valentini
Executive Producer
One Life to Live
ABC Daytime
56 West 66th Street
New York, NY 10023

Then write a letter to:

Mr. Brian Frons
President of ABC Daytime
500 South Buena Vista Street
Burbank, CA 91521

Write to these soap magazines:

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If we can be heard on this and not just let it pass by, we might be able to turn the tide!   This is a great way to show the powers to be that they are WRONG about fans only wanting to see "young love."  Please take this opportunity to speak up for adult love and lust and sex and heat!!  I guarantee you, this is only a further symptom of Brian Frons' insistence on pushing the young set to the exclusion of adult love!

Make it happen, people!!  Let's be heard and DEMAND OUR LIZ BACK!!  >:<

"Deep Thoughts" - USE QUOTES, Results 1 & 3 (one for today and one for yesterday, which I spaced doing)  :(

Jan 17, 2002

Several bits of news are out there.  One is that the new Lucky has been cast.  Greg Vaughan, previously Diego from "The Young and the Restless" will begin airing on February 20th.

Did I mention
Hope he can act.

Two OLTL cast members were released from their roles this week.  Laurence Lau will be exiting as Sam and my sweetie, Barbara Niven, has been let go as Liz.

Yeah.  I'm pissed.

Cartoon Trivia - Result #4
Jan 15, 2002

OLTL Hot Bits!

Good Lord!!!

Well, actually, BAD Lord!  Can you believe it???  My very best OLTL source just weighed in and man, when I heard from him, he was bursting with incredible news.  Now I am going to treat these rumors as being as close to spoilers as they can actually be with being spoilers.  This source has been absolutely infallible so far!

1). Victor Lord is BACK!!!  Evidently, Mitch is behind his being undead with some kind of coffin switcheroo.

2).  Todd mistakes Cristian for Mitch and shoots him in the head.  Evidently, Cris is OK after this (what's a little bullet to the head after you've survived Jennifer Rappaport?)

3).  Blair is kidnapped, but it is unknown if it's the mob thing or Mitch or something else (maybe Sam finally snapped).

4).  Mitch kidnaps Natalie.

5).  Keri learns the baby is Antonio and subsequently goes into labor and delivers.

6).  Nora learns what happened to Joanna from Lindsay and she does break up with Troy over it.  Lindsay doesn't, however, mention that she and Troy are sleeping together!!

7).  This source says there is NO sign of a Dorian return!  *sniff*

~~~Thanks, Friend, for all of the great info!!~~~

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