There is little that I like better than a huge, side-aching laugh. I am a tough audience, so when something hits me right and gives me a big ol' LOL, I like to share it with friends. My sense of humor tends to run toward the warped, so tread lightly in these parts. Not much is sacred with me and I'm an equal opportunity laugh predator, so don't get all in a bunch if something here hits you wrong. Just keep scrolling and you'll probably find the antithesis further down. Note: These are just things flying around the net, so if someone has a copyright owie from something I print here, first of all, lighten up and second of all, just let me know and I will pull it if you can prove to me that you have exclusive rights.
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To demonstrate that my sense of humor is totally nonpartisan:
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The Snail Story
So this guy is relaxing, watching TV one night and he hears a banging on the door. He get up, goes to the door, opens it, looks out, doesn't see anyone, shrugs, closes the door and goes back to his show. A few minutes later, he hears the knock again. Same thing, nobody there. By the fourth time of getting up, he's pretty pissed off, but when he opens the door, he glances down and happens to see a snail in front of the door on the welcome mat. Angry at being disturbed, he picks up the snail and flings it across the street into an open field. Three years later, there's a loud banging on the door and he opens it again to find the snail there. The snail says, "So what the hell was THAT all about?"