Things to Do While Taking Your Driver's Test
- Turn the radio on. When the tester goes to turn it off slap his/her hand.
- Rev the car really high, turn to the tester, and say with an evil look,
"buckle up!"
- Knock over every cone while doing maneuverability. In the middle of it,
get out and check to see if you have hit every one.
- Come dressed in a suit. Before the examiner gets in the car, ask him/her
to put a piece of saran wrap down so he doesn't dirty the seat.
- When the examiner tells you to stop, step on the gas. Tell him/her that
you thought it was the brake.
- When the examiner tells you to stop, pop the hood clutch and say
"oops".
- Let in the car, look down at the pedals, and say, "now which one is
the gas again?"
- After the examiner gets in the car, pop the hood, and get out and check
the oil.
- Fill your car with beer bottles.
- The whole time driving, talk about how Aunt Gertrude smells like
mothballs.
- Tell the Registar that you are taking the remedial test.
- In the middle of driving, put your arm around the examiner.
- Swear at everybody on the road.
- When you stop at a light, start revving the engine while looking back and
forth between the person next to you and the light.
- Beep your horn at everything.
- Break off your rear-view mirror and then ask the examiner to hold it up.