Cool
Bumper Stickers
Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?
If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A
Little Better.
Thank You For Pot Smoking.
If At First You Don't Succeed...Blame Someone Else And
Seek Counseling.
Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard
Feelings".
You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me.
I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha.
This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me.
If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
Illiterate? Write For Help.
He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next
Exit .
I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.
You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...[Seen
Upside down, On A Jeep]
Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also timed
For 70mph.
Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
Boldly Going Nowhere.
Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That.
Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal
Friends.
How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He
Is Lost?
If You Can't Dazzle With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets.
(and
another) If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Baffle Them With
Bullsh!t.
Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids InTouch.
Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit...Got It!
All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot
them.
BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
Different
Sh!t, Same Day