Cool Bumper Stickers

Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?  

If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.  

Thank You For Pot Smoking.  

If At First You Don't Succeed...Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.  

Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".  

You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me.  

I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha.  

This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me.  

If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?  

Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.  

Illiterate? Write For Help.  

He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit .  

I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.  

You! Out Of The Gene Pool!  

Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?  

If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...[Seen Upside down, On A Jeep]  

Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also timed For 70mph.  

Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel  

Boldly Going Nowhere.  

Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That.  

Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.  

How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?  

If You Can't Dazzle With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets.

(and another)  If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Baffle Them With Bullsh!t. 

Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids InTouch.  

Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit...Got It!  

All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.  

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.  

BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

Different Sh!t, Same Day