You are probably from Kentucky
[Note from Katrina. I am from Ky and did score 100% on this one]
idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.
"Vacation" means going to King's Island.
You've seen all the biggest bands ten years after they were popular.
You measure distance in minutes.
You know several people who have hit a deer.
Your school classes were canceled because of cold.
Your school classes were canceled because of heat.
You've ridden the school bus for an hour each way.
You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
Stores don't have bags; they have sacks.
You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.
You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it no matter what time of the year.
You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example: "Whar's my coat at?" or "Whar ye been to?".
All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, or animal.
You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
You know what "cow tipping" and "snipe hunting" are.
You own 3 spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup.
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
The local paper covers national and international headlines on one page, but
requires 6 pages for sports.
You think that deer season is a national holiday.
You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
You know if another Kentuckian is from Eastern, Western, or Northern Kentucky as soon as they open their mouth.
There is a Dairy Queen in every town with a population of 1000 or more.