CLOCKS IN HEAVEN.....
Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. She asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.""Oh," said Hillary, "who's clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie.""Whose clock is that?"
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling
us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life.Hillary asked, "Where's Bill's clock?"
"Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.