"But I don't want to go among mad people," Carol remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said Sage, "We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Carol.
"You must be," said Sage, "or you wouldn't have come here."
To much thinkin and not enough drinkin going on around here, folks! So
we're going to rectify that and get right down to the bidness of drinking and
talking without doing much thinking.
First, getting the business out of the way. Thanks to your generous
donations this month, WE ARE ALMOST THERE! We have come very close to
reaching the total amount for our expenses this month and remember, if we make
it this time, the pop-ups will go away! I'll be more than pleased for that
to happen and I'm thrilled that you've all been working so hard to make that
happen. If you haven't
yet and would like to make the pop-up go away, your dollars help each month!
You may contributed through the PayPal button to the right or check out
this page for other options. Thanks a bunch, folks.
Secondly, I want to let everyone know that my e-mail crashed some time back.
I was able to retrieve most of my letters, but since then, my @eyeonsoaps.com
address doesn't always work. If anyone needs to contact me and get their
letters to the @eos address returned, try me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Thirdly, I've got a few GH spoilers I want to share with you:
Nikolas and Emily announce their engagement and have a bit party at Wyndemere,
reminiscent of the bacchanalia Stefan and Katherine had for their engagement.
Stefan is determined that Lydia and Nikolas wed to regain a fortune for the
Cassadines, but his plan is fraught with troubles. Nikolas refuses to give
Lydia the time of day in favor of helping Emily and Lydia is more interested in
Lucky than Nikolas.
Monica has a hard time with Emily's continued pleas to keep her secret and
finally ends up telling her she can't promise to keep quiet any more.
Emily has even more trouble on her hands as Gia learns the truth.
When Stefan see that Emily isn't going to go away just by asking, he plots
her death by (*sigh* do we have to do this again?) arranging for her to
take a fall.
Stefan's plan goes horribly wrong and Summer ends up taking the spill instead
of Emily, with Luke being accused of her murder (interesting... remember when
Luke loosened the parapet to kill Helena and Katherine leaned against it with
Stefan being accused of her murder? Guess it's poetic justice of a sort).
Ric keeps Carly throughout the week, she escapes, he gets her back.
In an interesting twist, Alcazar ends up looking for Carly as well.
Liz holds Jason at gunpoint.
Taggert's disappearance is explained... maybe he was getting too close to
learning the truth about Scott's dirty dealings?
Tracy breaks Dillon's heart when she tells him that Lord Hornsby doesn't care
about him at all. He turns to Georgie for comfort.
... and finally, the main part of the column is:
I love this banner. It originated from days gone by when Katrina had a
column called "Ask Katrina" which came from a previous column called "Ask Naomi"
by the wonderful lady, Naomi Hersh Clackum who I totally adored. She was
with EOS before my time and I read her faithfully until she left to return to
work again. So Katrina's banner
looked like this:
...and what she would do is answer questions people wrote in about in regard to AMC, GH and OLTL, asking things about history and the actors and such stuff.
It turned out that we weren't getting enough questions to keep the column going,
so she had to drop it. If you ever want to read the archives, you'll find
lots of wonderful information there (click
here to get there).
So what happened was when I first started writing the rumor column back in
aught one, Katrina had one particular column where she had a ton of questions
that were spoiler related, so she asked me if I'd field it for a week since it
was more up my alley. I did the above renegade banner to show that I had
staged a bloody coup and taken over the column for the week. :) So
now, I'm going to borrow it again for the columnized edition of "Ask Sage!"
I'm taking questions, on and off topic, as is your pleasure. If I get
enough to keep it up, maybe we'll make it an ongoing thing. For now, I
All da love in da world,