BIGGEST OWIE

You just gotta hate when your husband admits that he gave your baby away, told you it was dead, found the baby, passed it off as someone else's baby and adopted it with you.  Ouch.

BEST WAY TO THWART A BLACKMAILER

You got to give the boy credit for creativity!  Whoa.  It might not make sense, but who cares??

BEST FRIEND AWARD

Just to make buddy Sam happy, Blair was willing to go to the trouble of seducing and sleeping with Dr Troy.  Awww.  What a giver!

DAMN, I STILL MISS YOU

*sniff*

BIGGEST LET DOWN

THAT was Troy's big secret?  He pretended to be Colin and his wife ran off a cliff?  Pfft.  Who pulled THAT out of their butt?  I still say he IS Colin!

MILF* ALERT

And I'm not even sure why.  She just looks like she's be one heck of a good time.

 

*Moms I'd Like to F.

MOST FOUL TURN AROUND

You just have to wonder if she'll ever get that stick out of her ass and stop judging everyone and bitching them out.  Menopause has NOT been kind to Carlotta!

WEIRDEST STORY

Keri carrying her mother's baby that instead of being fathered by the dead stepfather was actually fathered by her fiancÚ WHEN THEY WERE ON A BREAK and he had steaming sex with her mother before he had a clue who she was, whereupon he DID discovered who she was, instantly transforming her from the angel who cleared both his plumbing AND his head to someone he hated for reasons not quite understood.  Freaky, dude.

BEST USE OF HISTORY

The Luna Tapes.  I just loved every minute and truly wish both Max and Roxy would watch them more often.  What fun!

SWEETEST MOMENT

Came in the last few days of the year when Max jumped to Roxy's defense when her mother was berating her.  The acting and writing were absolutely superb all the way around and it really, really warmed my heart.  Thanks, Max.  You might just win my affection again yet!

MOST UNBELIEVABLE SAVE

Lindsay being pardoned by the governor for her crimes, getting out of 28 YEARS of prison, after saving Molly's life, not knowing it was his niece.  I really just don't think it would happen that way, but then see above for "weirdest story!"  We're not in Kansas any more! 

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