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Also, just a reminder that the spoilers I use for commentary are compliments of Soap Zone and Carol Banks Weber:
That's right, people AfrickinMC. Kate says she doesn't mind and I miss talking about this show even if it's pissing me off a bit here and there. Therefore, I am going back to the original plan of writing commentary for AMC, as I have now done for the past four years, and replying specifically to the spoilers for OLTL and GH. As long as Kate isn't offended, anyone being offended on her behalf should take it up with her. Meanwhile, I'm dishing about Pine Valley and the scroll button is available for those who do not wish to read it.
So what exactly do we see for this funny little jumble of people known as JR, Babe, Jamie, Amanda (whose name keeps escaping me, rendering her to the role of "Whatsherwhore" in my brain), Adam, DiDixie, Tad, Adam and by proxy, Brooke. Wouldn't it be fun to have Liza show up and spice things up even more? As much as I tried, with great and haughty aplomb, I might add, to continue my campaign of Krystal hatred, my little two-sizes-too-small heart grew two sizes too large when she wiped her mouth with Adam's money. Good thing she was eating Egg McMuffin for breakfast at the time instead of engaging other parts of her morning constitutional or God knows what else we'd see.
If Amanda doesn't get pregnant from her roll with Jamie, or at least play the fake baby card, then I'm Phyllis Diller with shorter hair. As soon as Jamie gets a load of Babe's new plan, which he'll figure out in nothing flat now that Myrtle has been stirring around in his head, he's going to be out to win her back. My feeling is that thin line between love and hate might be one Babe skates with JR once he falls for her again and starts turning on the charm.
I found it interesting that spoilers say the truth is coming out about NuDixie really being her sister (and we can only hope that Del has a few extra sisters in the hopper in case he burns out another kidney), sending Tad into the dilemma of what to do with his lovey feelings for the Younger, Smoother, straight-haired version of his dead wife. Rumor still flies that the old version might be on her way back just in time.
When I read that Little Adam (the child's first name has legally been changed to "Little" and his middle name to "Adam") is going to take a header into the Chandler pool, I was prompted to think that evidently their gene pool isn't the only one in dire need of a life guard.
The hottest couple on daytime since Bo Buchanan and Hank Gannon, Kendall and Zach, are going to continue heating up the screen through the next week, thank goodness.
I was literally laughing out loud on Tuesday (I think it was) when Erin was working so hard to tell Ryan how well Jonathan was doing and showed his amazing artwork as a glowing example of his mental health. That was the scariest damned picture I've seen in a long time. It might as well have been a picture of a rhino with kittens stabbed on his horn and squashed babies coming up between his toes. Showing THAT picture as a testimony of mental health is a serious mistake. Of course, maybe the brain tumor is affecting his art talent brain core or something.
The most important issue on AMC, of course, (spoken in true Chandler Bingisms), "Could Erin BE any more like Debra Messing?"
OLTL Spoiler Commentary!
You know, in all of the JoVan JoLie battles, I never really had a "side." I found myself yelling at Evangeline through the TV, "GET OVER HIM!" "MOVE ON!" "STOP bothering NORA about this crap!" I found myself yelling at Natalie, "You HUSSY! He has a LADY! Stop being so predatorial!" I have to say though, with David Fumero back, I think this result creates the best drama. Anyone for a good ol' "who's the daddy?" story? Oh wait, that's Tessica. Damn.
Ha! I'll bet ol' John has that conversation with bars or about 47" of security glass between them. "The good news is I have not told Natalie that you're really alive? The bad news is that I'm banging her against the wall. No, wait, that's good news too. Bwahaahahaha!"
I... don't think there's a problem there.
LOL. Um, yeah! What sadist is in charge of choosing cellmates in this joint, anyway?
Buh-bye! Into the box with ye!
So suave! So sessy! So worldly! I wonder if he'll eat Cris' livah with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
If she has any sense, she'll look up Jacara Principal and move to where ever SHE went after getting tired of being the only black woman in town. Layla doesn't even count because... damn.
Who? Oh yeah! Tessica's psychiatrist. I wonder if Renee Goldsberry said, "Who?" when she read the script.
We can all hope they stay open this time.
Looked to me like Antonio got pushed into it. But hey, whatever works. Doesn't change that the kid has rage issues. When a court picks RJ and Lindsay and the quality parental figures in a toss up, there has to be a problem.
Yeah, well, Sage isn't so hot on it either... maybe they should BOTH LEAVE TOGETHER.
I'm reading dirty things into Dorian having Spencer for dinner. Not a bad entree.
No!!! Not again! Dorian: Know her, accept her, love her!
Meaning Starr absolutely kicks her ass? Wait.. what if STARR is the one who kills her!
Is anyone else feeling like this character is the lame duck?
That sounds messy.
Ha! I'll just bet he could.
Jackie!! I love Jackie! Bring on Harry the Hook next!
For Godsake, Bo, just give the kid a badge already!
One wonders if it's on Blair or Margaret.
Yeah, Kevin is a real bastion of honesty.
At last, Asa re-enters the story!
I do wish Tess and Jess would end this eternal wrestling in the jello that is Jessica's mind. Get on with it, already!
After the fricking rich girl fit she threw about the cottage, I'm less than impressed at his choice in women.
Yep, pretty scary stuff.
As nearly as I can tell, only one
thing would satisfy Todd in that respect!
That seems to be the coming out party these days (ouch!).
No choice! No choice whatsoever! Must copulate! Or else!
The girl was never really hot on timing, was she?
Good for you, Nik! Come here, go away, come here, go away, come here, no I'm working, come here, no I'm ass-kissing Sonny, come here, no you like Courntey, come here, I never want to see you again, come here, I'm divorcing you... JUST GO AWAY I'M BANGING COURTNEY NOW!
At least they are getting the word around, now that it's official.
Well good for Elizabeth for giving Jax and his offer the ol' ak - pfft.
Yes, it's not easy legally battling someone who has all the resources in the world. I strongly suggest Alexis, conflict of interest or not.
Yeah, well, typical rebound shit, Courtney, you should be used to it.
I wish I'd known that. I just talked smack about her too.
Such a shame...
Well, it's about time someone noticed!
Too bad because this time, I think Reese's prescription pad out-trumps Sonny's by a longshot.
Sonny is asking for a lot of ignorance these days of the whack shit Carly's doing.
I don't think chicken soup and Tylenol will help this one. This is worst-case-scenario junk food damage.
What? Pod Alexis isn't handling this one?
That should go over well with the missus.
I *thought* she looked like she hadn't showered in a while.
And can pass a lie detector test with no problem... on ANYthing.
Evidently the fact that resisting arrest, even if you are innocent, must be something else that Jason forgot.
That's some heavy negotiating power of both parts!
I'll bet Jason is thrilled to hear that.
"By the power of Greysone! I have the powah!"
Well, excellent! I'm glad they could fit in him the Jesus Christ Miracle Healing While You Wait Ward.
Doesn't he make enough money as a lawyer to avoid mooching off the state?
Is it wise to tell someone with amnesia to remember to take a bill every day? The guy can't remember his name or his family, but he's supposed to remember his prescription meds?
So she can keep reminding him of his name? If she writes it inside his shirt collar, will he start thinking his name is "Hanes?"
It's definitely handy for Sonny that Jason can't remember anything Sonny did as a mobster.
Looks like he doesn't stay long anywhere any more.
Yeah, what's he thinking attempting to grow a brain and all?
She becomes a roofie pusher?
Puts on the reindeer sweater?
Ryan Carnes as Lucas
Jennifer Bransford as Carly (confirmed to EOS today by an unnamed GH source as definite, one week more to tape)
Alicia Leigh Willis (heavily rumored)
Tristan Rogers and Finola Hughes for a brief stay (rumored)
Tamara Braun back as Carly (same GH sources "could not confirm or deny" the rumor)
Ben Hogestyn as Newly Gay Lucas
Cynthia Preston as Faith in Carly's madness hallucenations
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