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Honey, you're either going to "get" me and know my heart and my intent or you're not going to "get" me at all. If you don't, know your limitations and just back away from the keyboard after clicking the little "X" in the box on the upper right corner of your browser window, ne'er to return again.
I used to have a long disclaimer here for the confused and manners-challenged people who don't know the difference between a "rumor" or "gossip" and an actual spoiler, but screw it. Angry, bitter, small minded people will always talk their trash to compensate for their own 1st chakra frustrations and inadequacies.
When you read those vicious people on the message boards and around, just shake your head and remember they aren't getting any play, so they're grumpy. Pity them, then dismiss them. This is a hate free zone. Feel the luvvv, baby.
Note: Due to the large volume of e-mail he receives, Sage regrets that he is unable to personally answer each e-mail. He wants you to know that he reads each and every one (some 2-3 times) and greatly appreciates your communication. Please DO NOT ask Sage for further info on what is going to happen on the shows. Any information he has that he can share will be put into his column ASAP.
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Sage's GH Spoiler Rhymes
Told you I was bored with the spoiler gig. Got nothing on AMC or OLTL that you can't read at the Llanview Banner or Pine Valley Bulletin, two of my favorite newspapers.
So click the banners and go learn stuff.
I do have a few GH spoilers that aren't out there as far as I know. If I'm repeating old stuff other sites have reported, I apologize. My computer time doesn't allow me much surfing and I want to make sure my readers have the info I have. So here we go:
A blonde with a lovely posterior
There once was a DA named Ric
A new mother asks of a Flea
The resident mobster says, "Hey
Although Steve is new to the town
The Princess is having a dream
Secret be told, I'm bored as hell with the thankless job of doing scoops. I'll have more for you this week, but for now, I felt like having a little fun. It's no whore blouse, sadly, but it's an experiment in Sage humor. Some of you will like it. Some won't (I'm so sorry, honey, I tried) and those without speakers will be left in the cold until they can get to their speaker havin' friends' house.