PIP PIP PIP PIP PIP!!! We don't be saying the "F"
word in Sageland or all kinds of itshay starts slamming into the anfay, you
know. Just hide and watch and get back to me by the end of Summer and
dat's all I got to say about dat part (and I ain't talking about the end of
the hooker, which is now... I'm talkining about the season). I do think
NLG won't be around for much longer and I can't comment much further on that
either, but suffice it to say that I do think rumors of an exit on that front
are true BUT she's not going to kill Ned like some freaky rumor was reporting.
I've been saying since Stefan returned (woman, do you read my column or what?)
that Helena will likely return when the dust has settled for a while on
Stefan's return (as in November sweeps time). I don't think Alexis will
leave in connection with that, but more likely resulting from having lost
Kristina. All reports at this time say she loses even supervised visits
and I imagine this will put her around the bend. I could
definitely see her absconding with the baby right about the time of a Ned and
Dear Sageluscious (and you are
When was the last time GH went on location? And I don't mean the cheesy set
they used for the island Brenda and Sonny crashed down on. I really can't
remember. Another question, who was Miguel (Ricky Martin) involved with? I
know he was involved with Lily (Juan) but I can't recall who he was with in PC.
Do you think TPTB will let me rent Alcazar #2 for a couple of days? He
deliciously naughty. And lastly, why are they making Ric non redeemable? Are
they trying to get rid of Rick Hearst? Bye and thank you for your time,
Aren't you just the most precious little thing? Make
sure your phone number hits a napkin and goes into my pocket before that drink
is finished, gorgeous, OK? Lord, when was the last time there was a
location shot? Was any of that happy crappy we saw when Flea infested the
furr of the Luke and Laura (not)reunion when they hauled off to Cassadine Island
to find Lucky? I think even that was soundstage covered in ferns.
I'm figuring the last time was probably that 200 year old scene still in the
opening credits where Luke, Sonny and Brenda ended up in Puerto Rico, Luke
popped Frank Smith (after falling off the speedboat, forever caught in infamy)
and Sonny and Brenda did the "From Here to Eternity Or At Least Until You Wear a
Wire" scene where beach meets water. That's probably why they still show
it in the opening credits. It's the closet thing they have to vacation
Miguel was spitting on and shining rock glasses at The
Outback (Not the steakhouse, Mac's bar) while singing a bit in his spare time
when Lily showed up in PC. They rekindled, she told him they'd had a baby
and he got all pissy and they broke up. They reunited, but when he and
Brenda started making a really, really, really bad music video together, their
dirty dancing got a bit dirtier and before long, they were all hetted up and she
was post-coital in his shirt, opening the door of his room at Kelly's, tumbling
out giggling with half dressed Miguel just in time to run smack into horrified
Sonny and Lily and that was that. Brenda and Miguel stayed
together for about another 45 minutes, then L&B Records sent him out on tour
forever and ever and ever and ever. Later, they sent his son, Juan, on the
same endless tour.
No, you may not have Alcazar. He's, um, busy and
They are making Ric utterly without redemption
possibilities so that when St Sonny absolves him of all of his sins, we'll all
tilt our heads and say, "Awwww." I haven't heard anything about Hearst
Do you have any scoop on Ric & Liz.
They are the hottest couple on GH right now and the only reason I am watching,
as an ex-Liason fan it's shocking to say that!! Also, anything on Rebecca
Herbst's contract (there was a rumor that the GH world was her oyster due to all
the fan support)? Thanks!!
I would amend that a bit to say that GH is the oyster that
is her world. I don't think she's going anywhere and is sort of the
anointed understudy to be one of the cool ones on the show. The only buzz
I've gotten is what I reported last week about there being no plans set for who
is going to land with whom when the year is over and a little tidbit that said
Liz is going to be weirdly flattered that Ric was willing to hatch a baby for
her. Freaky Deaky, Dominiquey.
It bothers me when people
keep asking when Jason will get his memory back. It was very clear when the
accident happened that he had brain damage and that it was not a memory loss.
So, it's a permanent change. That's been confirmed a few times in print by
the writers. Just thought some might need a reminder. Love your columns,
Done, my dear!
Two questions: the first, which has puzzled me for eons, is why Felicia called
herself "Scorpio-Jones" when she was first a Jones, then a Scorpio. In the real
world, the hyphenation would be "Jones-Scorpio" (or, if you want to get REALLY
T'other was first asked
by someone else regarding a lovely song played on AMC during a Leora pre-death
montage. I think the title had to be along the lines of "You're Just a Breath
Away," and the voice sounded like Michael "Phantom of the Opera" Crawford, but I
could be totally off. I will search the archives of CDNOW, which is usually a
good source for song titles.
Who loves ya, baby? We
You know, there are just never, ever enough hugs in the
world and the best kind are the ones where your arms are at a one over and one
under positions and the other hugger's are as well. That lets you get in
there for a big ol' full court body press hug. There are two things that
freak me out about some hugs though. I hate when you hug someone and they
make this particular little moaning sigh that one should only make during
particularly effective foot massages or moments *cough* more intimate that hugs.
It also weirds me out when you're doing the big hug to a guy and suddenly, well,
let's say something comes between you. (ew) Other than that, hugs
are just the best, so walk them arms right on over here, beautiful! I'll
take'em all. I've had LOTS of practice. One last word on the hugs is
an experiment you can try that often has really surprising results.
Particularly with parents, spouses and children, don't be the first one to relax
the hug. Just hang right in there with the huggins and, especially with
children, you'll be really, really surprised at how much longer they wanted to
hug you. If you commit to a week or better yet, a month, of never being
the first to break the hug, you'll start to feel like a criminal when you do
let go first. Of course if you pair up with a hugger who also is never
the first to let go of a hug, you could be there all day. They you have to
do the, "OK, on three" thing to let go ("You hang up." "No, you hang up."
"Tee hee hee")
Anyway, about the Felicia naming thing. Right after
they were married when they thought they were going to back out and didn't (Lucy
and Kevin did instead), Luke called her Mrs. Scorpio and she corrected him,
saying she was going to be Felicia Scorpio-Jones so that she had the same last
name as her children. Also, if I'm not mistaken, Maria is her maternal
grandmother and her maiden name was "Cummings," which was a red herring thrown
around when Rae was looking for her baby (and WHY doesn't Skye seem to care who
her father is? Inquiring minds want to know, Red!!)
I think the song you are referring to is "To Where You
Are" and is sung by Josh Groban. Lyrics are
I also feel it incumbent upon me to inform all of you that Josh Groban is fairly
hot in that British guy Julian Lennon kinda way, which, if you are inclined, you
may further investigate
Here's a few questions.
On "GH," if you could put any current characters together you wanted
to, what 3 romantic couples would you create and why?
Um. Um. GH. Um. Thinking.
(go get a drink or pee or something while steam comes out of my ears) OK,
at the risk of attacks and such, I really, really, really dig Carly and Jason
together, whether it's Sarah Brown or Tamara Braun. There was something in
that speedboat scene and the bar scene that just moved my heart in a profound
way. I'd like to see it happen. I can't put Taggert with
anyone now and I always thought he had incredible leading man potential.
I'd love to see Helena show up with proof that Mikkos was not Alexis'
father and see Stefan and Alexis just knock it right out once and for all.
Lastly, I'm thinking that I'd Florence back and paired up with Mike. Just
IF the rumors are correct and "PC" has been cancelled, would you want
to see any of the "PC" characters moved to "GH?" If so, which ones do you think
would be the best for that transition?
I'm at a bit of a disadvantage there because I've not watched PC and can't
get it on my cable system. I very, very much miss Lucy and Doc, so I'd
vote to haul them over and I think Bobbie and that little Nolan boy would look
really good together in that Mrs Robinson kinda way and could be dream couple
What story on "GH" would you most like to see told that has, thus far,
The story of how Patrick Mulcahey and the Labines signed a "til death do
us part" contract to return to rule the GH writing team, Gloria Monty steps in
as Executive Producer and the current regime is transferred over to "Another
World." My Mommy tells me that story when I'm falling asleep.
I'd like to see the story of Carly's paternity explored.
Also, that same question again, only "OLTL" this time.
Three couples: Roxy and Max, Troy and Dorian (I'd keep him on, of
course, but if he HAS to go, I'd substitute RJ) and Andrew and Jessica.
Story to be told is what happened to Drake Faraday after Dorian was finished
with him and when can we get Madame Delfina as a regular??
Thanks, Big Daddy!!!
You are so welcome, my precious!
Which ABC character do you think is most in need of:
A Toga Party?
Skye Quartermaine... so who the hell is she really?
If it's a break from the show, I'd have to vote Sonny again, only because
I'd like to see how the writers would incorporate the remaining cast into the
script without the Sonny tie-in. If it's as in "Lord, why can't I catch a
BREAK." I'd have to vote poor Lindsay Rappaport who just CAN'T win for losing.
OH Lord, Hank Gannon's gonna explode if he doesn't get some play soon.
Jennifer Rapport could definitely use the WWF treatment.
A New Home?
Flash. In another town.
Definitely AJ Quartermaine.
Sometimes, I just wish Erica Kane would shut the complete hell up.
Citizen Kane just rubs the the wrong way every time she opens that lipsticked
Definitely Elton again. I think he should be Sonny's valet.
A New Wardrobe?
Since Laura is no longer on the show, I'd have to go with Foxy Roxy.
I love her trailer chic look, but just once, I'd like to see her enter the room
in a nice Oscar De La Renta gown with a classic beauty makeover. If I
could see Max beg for her attention, I'd be thrilled.
MY DEAR WITTY SAGE,
I am wondering what your thoughts are on this
storyline that has Sonny superglued to Carly by virtue of their baby.S I see
it as writing Sonny into a boring domestic corner..What are your thoughts on
this and is there any chance of seeing the charismatic and sexy Mr. Corinthos sans
his wife again in the future?
I don't have a problem with it,
but then, I'm not particularly passionate about any of the Corinthos-related
stories right now. Whether the powers that be want the story or not, the
facts support that for years Sonny has craved his own family and having a baby
with Carly is what Sonny wants now, so it works for me. I don't suspect
we are going to see a parting of the ways between the Corinthos spouses any
Well, my favorite guy from my favorite soap is leaving as we all know..I did
hear that Ty Treadway from OLTL was now signed to another soap..Just wondering
if you heard anything as to who, what, where....
Love your column, keep writing!
Nope, haven't heard a word, but if I do, I'll let you know. I
haven't even heard a final air date on the guy yet.
Like most people, I formerly could not stand the character of Jen Rappaport on
OLTL. Yet, I suddenly find myself really digging her with NuJoey. Do you think
I should have my head examined?
Keep up the great work,
In about fifteen minutes, your doorbell will ring. Just extend your
arms outward and they will slip into the warm, strong, yet oddly comforting
embrace of a special white jacket. From now on, your forks will have corks
on the ends so that you don't hurt yourself and you'll be issued jumbo crayons
and table napkins to use to write home to your mama. Sage loves you.
What is so great about the actress that plays Courtney? Is she
someone's daughter or girlfriend? (TPTB have never shoved a person down our
throats like they are her. Even the sainted Brenda was developed over a long
period of time.) Why is GH revolving around this character?
Pfft. I dunno. Other than the ill-fated and most badly
rendered Thanksgiving Day Trainwreck, I don't really see her shoved any more
than Jason, Carly or Sonny. She's just in the clique. I don't think
she's related to anyone. They just wub her. I don't really see how
GH is revolving around her, but more that Sonny is the main focus and she is
strongly in his spotlight with Carly and Jason.
Why are TPTB ignoring the history of the show? (Did they forget Liz was raped?
Did they forget Liz and Emily are best friends? Did they forget that Liz is a
part of the Spencer family (even if she's not Lucky's wife - she has always been
on the fringes of their stuff) so why isn't she even a factor in the latest
I think she's been too busy hitting the couch with Ric, losing her baby
and holding Jason at gunpoint to notice whatever Lucky's up to these days.
Are TPTB punishing Rebecca Herbst for something? (Her character has been
assassinated this past year.)
No more that anyone else, I don't think. At least she *has* a story
and is front and center most days. Scores of other people just *went
Is there any hope that TPTB will abandon the Liz and Ric marriage and get her
onto a better guy?
I suppose you can always hope. All soap relationships are terminal.
Any chance Liz will hook up with Alcazar 2? (That would be really reminiscent of
the Sonny - Brenda union.)
I dunno. Like I've said for a few weeks, there aren't really any
designs on who will land with whom.
Also, is there any chance TPTB will abandon the idea that Jason and Courtney are
the new Luke and Laura? - I've never disliked a couple as much as I dislike this
one and GH has had some pretty bad pairings before.
Not in the immediate future, but I'm sure its time will roll around.
Do you think the writers are going to address the
most recent debate with Elizabeth. Did he rape her dident he. Are the writers
going to even touch on that subject or just try and smoth it over.
I think it has already been forgotten by everyone except the online
community who is still hotly debating something that was never even seen in any
way, shape or form onscreen. Maybe he just cuddled her nekkies. I
mean, is it so impossible to believe that a couple could want to just have nice
skin to skin as they go to sleep? Unless you see Liz scurry for the
bathroom as soon as she stands up, no one has any definite proof that anything
and in absence of that kind of proof, it's all speculation about something the
writers likely threw in as an afterthought. Of course, fighting about air
and things that weren't seen and will never be seen is the way of the Soap Net
World. Lord knows fighting must ensue or no one can communicate.
(insert hard stare)
I hurd that Alcizar the sequal will get a love interest. Is it posible that the
love interest will be Elizabeth. I think that would be realy interesting and at
this point ide take Elizabeth being with anybody other then Ric with the way hes
Girlfriend, we gotta get you out for a car ride to get some air.
There are a good 45 other people on the GH cast and they need lovins too!
I think it's highly likely that Elizabeth will end up leaving Rick eventually.
Do you have a date when Carly will be back with Sonny? Is it true that NLG will
be gone by the end of the year and Sonny will get Baby Kristina?
Nope. No final date. Just that it ain't gonna be in June.
Remember when Alexis first came on the show and someone would call her cell
and she would tell that person "I told you not to call me here"? Who the hell
was calling her??????????
I don't remember that at all, but it's really, really frickin funny.
Thanks for sharing that!
I am new to the site but I enjoy it verrrrry much and have to
say that I am definately hooked. Have a question for you. Do you think that
Faith is possibly pregnant with Ric's child? There were rumors of both her
and Liz being prego at the same time. Could be why she pushed Lizzie down teh
steps and killed Ric's "other" child. Good explanation for the psycho
stalking. Let me know what you think.
There were rumors around for a long time that Faith was pregnant with
Ric's baby, then that she was going to fake being pregnant. No sign of
that manifesting anytime soon, but we do know that she attempts to kill Liz
with poison and is arrested for it, but we know she's out quickly, but on the
30th, she and Sonny have to fake a love affair.
Also, do you think we will ever have a story as good as the Robin/Stone
story? It's not looking so good at this point.
Who knows? If we get different writers in place, we could have
people dying of natural causes in no time!
I was wondering if you knew about what other soap Roscoe Born might end up on
after Mitch is killed off OLTL.
Also...what is up with Soapboy saying Mitch is really dead...but is it really
Thanks (love the Ask Sage column),
The OLTL studios have been on intense lockdown about the departure of
Mitch and very little info is available on his death or on whether or not
Roscoe Born is actually departing. This one may just end up being a
surprise to us all. OLTL and AMC are both notorious for being more
clandestine than GH, so they are just living up to the reputation.
Have you heard anything about Erin Torpey (ex Jessica, OLTL) lately? I
absolutely loved her and was so sad when she left. (Not that I don't like
Bree Williamson) If you can give me an update on her I'd appreciate it.
The last I heard, she was beach-coming with Gina Tognoni and not
interested in acting for a good long while!
Are TPTB at
GH intentionally trying to make GH a "lily white" show. At the moment, the
only characters of color they have are Sonny and Gia. I have taken to watching
the other networks, because they have a more diverse representation in their
shows. Do TPTB at GH actually think that this represents society?
Nope. They aren't even trying and don't really
care. If you notice, it's not just GH. Pine Valley is also
seriously deficient in melanin.
1) I know that Maggie Stone and David Hayward are cousins, but I
can't seem to remember the actual family connection. How exactly is she
related to David (and Leo..I think)?
It wasn't described at length. Maggie and Frankie were the
identical twins of Vanessa's brother (or was it as sister? a sibling,
anyway), making them cousins to both Leo and David.
2) I heard a rumor that Maggie might be taken off the AMC canvas...is this
true? I know that there are many changes going on but I really hope that she
does not leave...I like her a lot. I heard that Henry is also a goner so it
would make sense that Maggie would leave PV with him....any news?
A departure for either character is still just rumor
status at this time.
3) Is NLG on her way out of GH? I heard that Alexis might leave PC. I also
heard that TPTB are not happy witht he actress and so they purposely destroyed
her character so that NLG would not resign when ehr contract is up....which is
sometime around now! Is this true?
The buzz at this time is that NLG will be gone by the
end of the year and the abrupt destruction of her character is characteristic of
the treatment other actors who have pissed off the powers that be receive.
4) Do you happen to know what Tava Smiley is up to? I really liked chloe but
since her neck was broken, I don't think that she will be returning to GH
anytime soon...although...What is the actress doing now? Is she on TV?
Yep, she's making several commercials these days,
including one for JC Penney. She can also be seen doing commentary in the
James Cameron IMAX documentary, "Ghosts of the Abyss," about the Titanic.
I was also wondering about Esta Terblanche...my favorite chracter of all
time. I loved her on AMC and am upset that she is gone. Did she go abck to
South Africa or is she still in the USA. Is she on TV? DO you know?
Yikes. While researching this, I went to her "official website" and
checked out her message board, only to find several post using phrases like
"well hung" and "doggie style," among other terms likely not related to well
hung curtains or doggie style shortbread biscuits. I *tipped* right on out
of there without a breath. As nearly as I can tell, ET not only phoned
home, but went home as there is no mention of her doing anything after she left
AMC in 2001.
Sage, Reginald was the nephew of the original Jennings, the actor
died and so did the original butler, don't have time to check it in my GH
Scrapbook but I believe I'm right, love Reginald and all your writings.
Yup, I mucked that one up saying it was his father. My bad. ;)
A GH Fan for 39+ years, Susan Randt
A spoiler came out today saying Jason and Courtney's relationship and Jason
and Sonny's relationship would be affected by Carly's kidnapping. Do you know if
there is any chance of Jason and Carly getting back together? Do you think the
kidnapping makes Jason really think about his feelings for Carly?
Pfft. No. I wish. I think it's going to give COURTNEY a
startle to see how close they really are and there might be a bit of fallout
Sage, NLG told her fans that Alexis will get Baby K, yet I read on
another board that she will lose her. Very confusing. Also, do you know if
there is a fan backlash to the kidnapping story? I can't imagine any woman
wanting to watch it, I'm not.
I have heard she loses visitation. At this point,
that is all that is confirmed. Of course, women all over the world are
watching the kidnapping story and while many are fussing, few are actually
turning it off (most people who threaten leaving the show end up watching
through their fingers anyway). Unless you're a Neilson family, turning
off doesn't really do all that much anyway (sorry). I really, really
want to stress to you that the current GH has NOTHING to do with fan interests
(see last week's column about
canceling out one another) and is all about serving the fantasies and
masturbatory fascinations of the writers and producer. Honey, I mean to
tell you and drink this in with big, throaty gulps. The really,
really, really don't care what the viewers want. I hate to be that
defeatist, but it's the truth. In fact, if you look over about 90% of
these questions, you'll see the same common thread. They just are not
following what the viewers like and are totally involved with creating a soap
that amuses them and makes their favorite actors rich.
I have heard
rooms of a lot of shake ups in the gh canvas and a major plot twist that my
spooiler source would not tell me because i am only told Lirc stuff and it
didn't effect them directly but what ever it is it was enough to make them
i am thinking it has something to do with either baby k or carlys baby cause
this person hates dead baby stories
i am still hearing that carly's baby doesn't survive and i have also heard that
sonny finds out baby k paterinity .
Have you heard anything?
We are told
(and NOTHING is in writing yet, so everyone, disengage jets and allow them to
cool) that Sonny may find out about Kristina later in the year when Alexis goes
to him after losing visitation. She feels if she tells Sonny that the Q's
have yet another child that they are keeping from its mother, that he will help
her. Supposedly, they are planning to overlay this with the birth of Sonny
and Carly's baby, Morgan, which will, of course, be anything but smooth.
There is NO indication as of yet on any reliable basis that Sonny and Carly's
baby will die, just the usual peril of soaps where women are totally and
completely incompetent to safely carry a baby to term and delivery it without
life or limb peril coming into play. Since co-Head Writer, Bob Guza is
known as the King Herod of Soaps, it's hard to tell how this will play out.
I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU COULD TELL ME WHO LAURA'S FATHER WAS. I ALSO WONDER
ABOUT LIZ'S CONNECTION TO LAURA (IF ANY) AS THEY ARE BOTH WEBBERS. I'M
GUESSING LAURA'S CONNECTION IS ONLY BECAUSE LESLIE WAS MARRIED TO RICK.
Laura's mother was, of course, Lesley
Williams, and her father was Gordon Grey, a professor with whom Lesley had an
affair. Elizabeth Webber is the daughter of Laura's stepfather's brother,
so there is no blood relation between the two. Laura took Rick's name and,
if I am not mistaken, was legally adopted by him. Ironically enough, LAURA
AND RICK WERE VERY CLOSE AND HE WAS A WONDERFUL SURROGATE FATHER TO HER DESPITE
THE HELL SHE PUT HER PARENTS THROUGH AS A BRATTY AND REBELLIOUS TEEN!!, despite
what you may have heard in the past year or so.
BY THE WAY, WE HAVEN'T HEARD ABOUT YOUR MOM LATELY, HOW IS SHE DOING?
Eh. She's alive and cantankerous
I love your column - raw and funny is such a tantalizing combo! I could probably
go on for days about my personal "issues" with the Guza/Pratt writing team over
at GH, but I won't bore you. I'm sure it's all been said before, ad nausem. But
I HAVE to know, am I the ONLY person who has a problem with the way that
scribbling team treats female characters on the show? What's this preoccupation
with dumbing down any intelligent female character/actress that still manages to
get a few minutes of screen time? Do we really need more prostitutes, strippers
or female sex addicts in the lineup? With all the pregnancy going around, does
that mean everyone in Port Chuck is having unprotected sex since they axed the
Nurses Ball? And is ANYone else disturbed by their trend of writing in so much
violence against women (man wrestling with & hair yanking pregnant woman, goon
dropping date rape drug in woman's drink, elected official beating trick until
black, blue & barely walking, etc., etc.)? Am I stuck in this nightmare (make
that ff'ing THROUGH this nightmare) alone?
Nope. I think the powers that be are the only ones who don't get it.
Have you seen this?
I am one of those viewers that basically loves all of the characters
on the show. It surprises me how emotional some people are over certain
characters as well as their portrayers. I happen to adore ALW, think she's
beautiful, talented, and extremely likeable. It is unfortunate that some of
her detractors are so vocal and cruel. I happen to know many posters online
that love her and I have a hard time believing the haters claims that she is
unpopular with the viewers. Given that millions of people watch the show, how
can they state the overall opinion the viewers hold towards her? I am curious
because everyone I know watches GH and likes ALW and Courtney, JOURNEY and
individually. They also happen to be much less critical of the show as many
online posters are. Furthermore, the polls in the mags always place ALW and
JOURNEY at the top for most popular. In the past, the result have always made
sense and since the other top vote-getters make sense currently, why would ALW
as favorite actress and JOURNEY as favorite couple? I do think the writing is
garbage and great writing and actual story would make a difference, though.
What do you think? Will the hate from the detractors subside as is the case
with Elizabeth, who, unfortunately, used to get bashed relentlessly. Lastly,
if not JOURNEY, what story would you like to see occur. Thanks for your time,
I think that Journey has a strong fan base, but also a great number of
people in resistance. It's that same issue again of pull and tug among
the fans equal carte blanche for the powers that be, so there is no way of
predicting where it will fall. I'm still for the Jason and Carly
relationship. It's got a hard base in friendship and a history of
passion. I like it.
I haven't written you in a long time but I have a question from All
My Children. Who is Lysteria? Did the actress who portrays her going on
reacurring status? When are they going to do away with Faith on General
Hospital? I'm really getting sick of her. Are they getting ready to do
away with Mitch on One Life to Live?
The character of Lysistrata Schwartz first came onscreen as a therapist
for Adam and Liza, then moved over to Greenlee and then gave Tad a ride on her
hog. We haven't heard from her since the Fusion party, sadly.
Crystal Bock, who plays Lysistrata, was never on contract to my knowledge.
Pip pip pip pip pip pip. No "F" word! Yep, Mitch is a goner we
Have you heard that crazy rumor about Walker really being Todd
Manning in disguise? It's a whacked rumor that as been floating around on
several message boards. Personally I don't buy it one second but I was just
curious to know if you have heard about?
I've only heard it floating, but not solidified. Personally, I
Do you primarily work with abc soaps? I have a question about a
former abc actor. Roger Howarth. I read some time ago that he was joining
the cast of As The World Turns but yet he's not there, yet. Real Andrews is
already there and a few of us are wondering about Roger. If you don't know is
there somebody you could ask? Maybe Sage knows but won't tell.
Honey, Sage tells EVERYTHING he knows. I don't hold back info.
I only do ABC shows and it's all I've ever watched or written about.
From what I've heard, Soap
City is the ATWT headquarters, so you might want to keep an eye peeled
over there or write to them to ask. Sorry!
So that winds up another session of Ask Sage! I hope
you all have an absolutely spectacular week with stunning miracles and exciting,
fun times when you want them and sedate, relaxing calm when you don't.
I'll be around. Be a luv and read the post below if you haven't already.
Also, don't forget to go to the
June 16-21, 2003
archive and read how to vote Sage as your favorite scoops guy!!
Feeling the Love, You Precious People,
June 23, 2003
us stay around!---->
C'mon, you know you love us! Donate to EOS!
who has contributed to Eye on Soaps this month.
Because our bandwidth was considerably higher this month (thanks to a huge jump
in visitors! Did you know that of all of the sites on the internet,
bajillions, EOS is the 74,000th most visited site, which is up over 1000 places
since last month!), our expenses were higher and it took a bit more of a push,
but EOS readers are THE BEST and your contributions met our expenses for a
second month in a row. As promised, the pop up ads will be removed from
the site effective June 30th. This is a result of the direct efforts and
enormous caring of the absolute finest and most generous readers on the
Katrina and I are so pleased to be able to remove the ads
and have a smoother load time for everyone. As long as the donations to
Eye on Soaps meet the expenses each month, the popups will remain off the site.
I am on a fixed income (as I pointed out previously, it's more of a broken
income) and Katrina's husband is currently out of work, so we are more than
happy to continue providing the finger work for the site if you guys can handle
the monthlies. Just a few dollars a month really helps. You might
not think that $2 or $5 or $10 makes a difference, but if 100 people contribute
$2 a month, our monthly expenses are met. My page alone gets several
thousand hits a day. Sometimes, Katrina and I fantasize about each of
those people kicking in $2 a month (smile). Oooh! Or ten!!!
(Sage just mentally bought a big screen plasma TV for his ABC soap viewing and
spent the rest on a LOT of chocolates!) Seriously though, every donation
helps, from the $2 ones up to the three digit ones. There is never a
donation that is insignificant.
We are confident that the wonderful EOS fans will continue to keep
us alive on the net. If anyone would like to donate to Eye on Soaps, you
can do so by clicking on the PayPal button to the left or
clicking here for more options. Your contribution is deeply
appreciated and helps more than you can imagine.
Our vow to you is that we will be the
Winchester Mystery House of the Soap Net World. This site will forever
be under development to offer you the best writers, the fastest load time and
the most fun environment possible. We are committed to the ongoing
improvement of Eye on Soaps to provide even more fun things to read and do when
you visit us.
If you want some really fun things to do, go to
www.eyeonsoaps.com/announcements.htm and look at the links to the left
called "EOS Stuff You Might Miss." Lots of fun stuff there, especially the
GH Satire page!
Hey, speaking of fun
new things, check out what my beautiful mail order bride, The Wub Queen, is up
to! She's got gorgeous Hell's Belle's T-shirts to order!! Click the
pink to have a look see!
I'll be back tonight with my regular column and I look
forward to seeing you then. I hope you have a faboo Monday and that it's
the springboard for the best week of your life. It's really wonderful to
be alive, isn't it? I'm sure glad you are!
PS: See you tonight with