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Welcome to ME!!  

Honey, you're either going to "get" me and know my heart and my intent or you're not going to "get" me at all.  If you don't, know your limitations and just back away from the keyboard after clicking the little "X" in the box on the upper right corner of your browser window, ne'er to return again. 

I used to have a long disclaimer here for the confused and manners-challenged people who don't know the difference between a "rumor" or "gossip" and an actual spoiler, but screw it.  Angry, bitter, small minded people will always talk their trash to compensate for their own 1st chakra frustrations and inadequacies. 

When you read those vicious people on the message boards, just shake your head and remember they aren't getting any play, so they're grumpy.  Pity them, then dismiss them.


Note:  Due to the large volume of e-mail he receives, Sage regrets that he is unable to personally answer each e-mail.  He wants you to know that he reads each and every one (some 2-3 times) and greatly appreciates your communication.  Please DO NOT ask Sage for further info on what is going to happen on the shows.  Any information he has that he can share will be put into his column ASAP.



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May 1, 2003

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BURSTING WITH GH SCOOPS

I just got ANOTHER load of scoops! 

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"Hermaphrodite" was odd to write
But it seems as though she got it right!
She looked ahead about a year
And saw things were not as they appear
We think that Summer can both ways swing
But Sonia's got a ding-a-ling!
She also mentions a "grifter" named Laura
We'll just have to watch to see some... more-a.

Faith decides to take down the female population of Port Charles a peg or two by trying to kill Liz with a snake and running Courtney over with her car.

Sonny gives Courtney and Jason his blessing to marry, but Ric intervenes with an indecent proposal of his own.  Courtney accepts to keep Jason from going to prison.  Jason rescues her yet again and she changes fiancÚs.  

It's definitely, Nikolas is getting a woman.

Liz finds out she's baking a bun on 5/15.

Do NOT believe the rumors that Lane Davies is leaving.  Sherry, I swear he's staying.

Expect an alliance between brothers and I don't mean Lucky and Nikolas! (Ric and Sonny)

As you know, EOS does not normally promote campaigns, but this one is of the sweetest kind.  May 20th is Constance Towers' birthday and my sweetheart, Karen the Wubqueen, is asking that we send Ms Towers a postcard at the studio asking "WHERE'S HELENA"??! c/o Bob Guza-General Hospital@ ABC TV; 4151 Prospect Ave Hollywood, CA 90027.

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April 30, 2003

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WHOA!

GH Scoops!

Just got these in from a good source so I thought I'd share:

Ric tells Courtney she has to marry him or Jason goes to jail.  Although she may call his bluff and walk down the aisle, a Journey wedding is still plannned.

Cameron has a goofy dream that hits a little too close to home for me and Katrina's tastes!

Yes, you heard it.  Rumors are strong that Ted King may be returning to GH as Alcazar's twin brother.

Summer isn't Matt's sister at all, but her lover and he's not long for the living.  We hear he works for the Cassadines.

Kyle seduces Maxie and records the moment on video.

Mac continues to have trouble with the girls and goes to Bobbie for help.

Is Stefan the driving force behind the choices about Laura's care?  The Wub Queen and I think so!

A blonde woman bites the dust, which one (or two) will it be?

New loves coming for AJ, Nikolas and Skye (Ned, Alcazar or AJ?)

Tracy coming back for a longer stay?  Very possible!

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April 28, 2003

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Be Afraid...

Be very, very afraid.  I gotta tell you folks, after a whole lotta years in the valley, it appears my tenure with AMC is about to come to an abrupt and dismal close.  That's right.  Sage is about to tip his hat and dance off the stage where AMC is concerned.  It's been announced that the Megan "The Butcher" McTavish (also known as McTrash) is coming on board as head writer for AMC.  McTavish has worked her way full circle from AMC to OLTL to GH and now back to AMC again, each time, leaving a nearly destroyed show in her wake with barely a pulse or a blood pressure in sight.  AMC, in my opinion, is already teetering on the verge of sucking and the arrival of McT is a guaranteed pounding of the final nail into the coffee of all things Pine Valley.  I've said many times that I don't agree with damning a thing before it happens, but this is something that has already happened three times and I'm not ready to waste my time, patience or AMC memories watching this train fly off a cliff.  The only good thing that could happen from this is that with McTavish and Jill Farren Phelps previously being a lifelong Mutt & Jeff of ABC, we may see JFP jump over to AMC.  If it's got to go down in flames, it should at least take with it the appropriate causalities.  In case you're wondering who this shy little devil is to the left, he's the oh so photogenic party who shared photo time with *whoever* is deciding to keep JFP and McTavish anywhere near ABC soaps or any other production any human might value.  I mean, surely they have figured out by now that these two are the kiss of death to a show, so I figure this dynamic duo must have the damning photos in their behind-the-Picasso safe to stay around wreaking havoc and pissing off fans for this long!!

To keep it short and sweet, I'd just like to say that on the the issue of blind items as discussed in my column last week, I've spoken my peace and counted to 3.  This column is about my thoughts and my opinion and that is what was given.  Eye on Soaps has consistently had the policy of not discussing the personal lives of actors beyond as it affects the shows directly and we hold to that in order to respect the privacy of the actors.  I stand by what I said and feel the same now as I did then.  If that is offensive to some, then so be it.  That is the last of it that will be mentioned in this column. 

Beyond that, I don't have a lot to share this week, so I'm going to give you a little caption slide show for your (hopeful) amusement.

Before we get to that (and I've got about 50 or so pics lined up and ready to play), I want to mention that it's now the end of the month and our bills are fast coming due.  Last month, we came in just under our goals, but Katrina and I together were able to piece together enough to make up the difference.  IF you enjoy the work we do here on Eye on Soaps, including my page and the wonderful body of work you find on The EOS Updates Page, please take I accept payment through PayPal!, the #1 online payment service!the time to click on the PayPal button and make a contribution to the continuation of Eye on Soaps.  Normally, we keep a bit of a padding in the account just in case we have a month where we fall short, but that has slowly been used up and we are depending on our faithful readers who feel they benefit from what we do to keep us going.  If you are not a PayPal person, you may click here to learn about other options.  Every bit helps and believe me, the staff of EOS is very eager to keep this site alive!

And now, without further ado, here is the latest installment of Sage's Funny Pages (give it a minute, it's a "lead up to":


Clickity Click, Sweetie!!  

Loves,

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