It was a perfectly ordinary day in a quiet little town called Port Charles. People were going about their day to day life, interacting with one another, saying, "Hello," sharing their feelings:
"Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.
"I got a scene! I got a
"OK, I've been here a week. Who is that guy?"
"I dunno. I've never seen
him on the set
"Jill, who *is* this clown?"
"I got a SCEEENE!"
You know how it goes. They were goofin around with one another, playing games and having fun like people do:
"Hmmm Hmmm. Just pretend I'm not here then...."
"Frickin' OW! Not so hard!"
"Hey Jason.. pull my finger."
"Did somebody fart?"
They were doing mundane chores in their little mundane lives, never realizing that soon, life in Port Charles would change forever:
"Why do I have to do the laundry?"
"Because you're old enough to
"But I already cleaned the oven
and the toilet.
"Give me that ear."
"Are we playing or are we folding clothes?"
"We're folding clothes! Ow!!!"
"And not so much starch in the lime green thing, dammit!"
They were coupling in acts of love and passion, sometimes so sweet it would bring tears to your eyes:
"Watch it, my throat is still sore
from every other
"But did they kiss you afterwards?"
"Well, yeah, most of them."
"Hold my hand."
"Hold my hand!"
"Don't make me ask a third time,
"I said NO! No means 'NO!'"
They confided special secrets to one another. Young boys boasted about their conquests:
"And she's totally my cousin."
"Nah, I'm adopted It's legal!!"
"Bro, EW! What state were
"My mom's hot too! BIG knockers!"
"Dood, I said EW!"
Yes, it was an ordinary, peaceful day until...