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March 27, 2003

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Casting Info:

Trevor St John has been cast on OLTL as "Walker," Mitch Laurence's younger brother.

Scott Clifton (Tony's son? LOL!) has been cast as Dillion Quartermaine on GH, to appear in mid-Aril.


March 26, 2003
Amazing stuff coming down the pike, folks.  On Coltin Scott's Official Message Forum, they are reporting that despite a contract until June 28th, negotiations between Scott and ABC have fallen to the point that MONDAY will be his last day to tape and he will be replaced by the original Nikolas Cassadine, Tyler Christopher (left).  He had informed friends of mine months ago that he would NOT be re-signing, so that part isn't a surprise, especially since there has been zero Nik story lately, but unrecasting with TC is a definite WTF moment.  Both were great as Nik, but carry a very different quality and definition to the character, so it will be interesting to see the shift back to TC's Nikolas.  If only... If only... STEFAN, HELENA!!  I BEG YOU RETURN!!!

Scoopwise, Ric shoots Faith BUT she lives AND he misses Jason, BFD .

The Wub Queen pegs Tracy and Dillion for the middle of April to return.  She also tells us that the GH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL EPISODE has been moved from March 31 to April 2 provide no pressing war coverage hits. Since we're getting damned close to Baghdad, anything can happen.

Ric continues his campaign against Sonny and ends up setting up Jax to take the fall for taking Sonny down.  Jax and Ned again pick up their plan to take out Sonny financially.

Sonny finds out what Ric is up to and he and Jason devise a plan to get even.

When Emily returns, she and Courtney really hit it off... leaving Liz out in the cold.

Little bird told me that your eyes ain't lyin, baby... the permanent lock may be about to close again.  There was a special request to run Liz and Ric afoul and Lucky and Elizabeth may actually be a go for a reunion.

The one question that keeps popping up is why more emphasis isn't being given to the fact that to all appearances, Ric raped Carly.  The reason is that this is Guzaworld and in Guzaworld, rape only counts if you have to forcibly attack and even then it's probably her fault somehow.  God, how I hate this man, this staff and they way the show is being written.  OF COURSE it's not going to be addressed as rape.  It's just *oops* Carly slept with Ric and doesn't remember it.  With the horrific way women are demeaned and demoralized on this show, what Ric did just fits right in.  I've said it before and I'll say it again.  The man was nursed at a stone teat (evidence supplied to the left) and raised by wolverines and hyenas.  He has no soul, he has no conscience, he definitely has no memory and his heart is two sizes too small.    He has more talent in his little finger than my cat has in its whole paw, but sadly, the little finger full of talent is all he has and it's reserved purely for every 4-5th musical montage and doesn't really do much good on a day to day basis.

That's my story and I'm stickin to it,

March 25, 2003

Ruthey wants to have a OLTL poll, so let's do it: 


March 24, 2003

Darlings!  It feels like forever since I last talked to you! So look around!  My page is different since the last time I wrote a long column.  So tonight, with the ghost writing of Da Captain (Morgan) there is going to be some rambling and babbling, you can bet the farm on that, Baby. 

So there is just so much to tell!  First, I'll reveal my tiny little soap manliness, then zip it quickly back into the zipper from wince came it.  I have SO little scoopage to divulge this week.  I think it's the rollout from the huge chunk of info I got a week and a half ago.  Balance is key.

So I found out that Amber Tamblyn is starring in a CBS pilot called "Joan of Arcadia" about a girl who has weekly conversations with God.  It's a twist on the Joan of Arc story with Mary Steenburgen and Joe Mantegna as her parents. 

There are a million rumors about what sponsors are pulling out of GH business and the strongest info I've had centers around JC Penney.  There's been no lack of commercials airing, so I doubt the show is exactly crippled, but it has to be a strong message to SOME one I would imagine!

No end in sight to the current regime and I can promise you, GH is not going to change until something gives in the current power struggle.  Someone has to go for it to get better and it doesn't look like that's going to happen any time soon.

In regard to Dillion, in regard to Rex and in regard to Bianca, my feeling is that ABC is NOT going to do a full boat gay story anywhere soon.  Back on goes the chastity belt, Binks!  Clinkity Binkity!

One of my friends said that Steve Burton spoke very appreciatively of NuEmily, Natalia Livingston, at a recent fan event.  He said that she's doing very well and holding her own in the role.  We'll know soon enough when she meets the toughest critics of all (us).  I also just heard that Chad Brannon is REALLY excited about the work NL is turning in.

The big news for me is Dorian's homecoming, where we learn that not only is Dorian BACK, but she's taking Mitch for a serious ride.  She marries Mitch to become Lady of Llanfair once again and it seems Mitchen is actually Smitchen with the gal who did him in the last time he was in town. 

Dorian and Viki will have claws out again (of course) and Mitch will be wooing her and Jessica will be in the way trying to nurse Mitch back from the blindness she causes by shoving him into a flying bottle of rust remover.  Dorian, of course, is intent on taking Mitch DOWN this time around.  Newbies, just WAIT until you see Mitch, Dorian and Viki tangle!

Next, I've got to talk about Eye on Soaps.  Last month, our donations were at an all time low.  I've taken several measure to try and make this work, including the little ditties to the right and left of what you are reading.  I have specifically selected businesses with which I have personally done business and been pleased.  You can be assured that any ads you see directly on this page (not vouching for the pop-ups) have been tried and foudn true by me, especially Netflix, Go2MyPC and Smart Shoppers, which are my very favorites.  If you order through the links on this page, we get a few pennies.  If you do the Sage Searches (ONLY 4 SEARCHES YESTERDAY!!), we get a few pennies.  If you tolerate the freakin pop up hell on EOS rather than let your popup killer tackle it before it loads, we get a few pennies.  Katrina and I very much want to keep the site going, but we are growing like mad and getting more and more hits every day.  We LOVE that.  We are always so excited to see the numbers climb and hear from new readers who have just found us. We've been brainstorming to come up with new, fun ideas for the site, like the awesome, beautiful, user-friendly new updates page that quietly debuted this week.  A new GH writer, JenJen, was introduced FINALLY with a full column, Soap Bubbles,  instead of just a quick blurb on the GH front page from time to time.  Soon, there will be an intense, AMC trivia challenge going up.  The site is under constant development and we are deeply dedicated to keeping it alive and growing. 

Unfortunately, we need your help to do that.  Our rising costs of keeping the site going is a challenge Katrina and I face every month and we depend heavily on the donations of our regular readers who enjoy and appreciate what we do here at Eye on Soaps.   Every dollar helps.  Consider what the continuation of Eye on Soaps means to you and if you are able, please contribute to help with our expenses.  You can find out how by clicking here.  If you are unable to contribute financially, I ask that  you take time each day to do the Sage's Search, visit our site and let the pop up ads load and click them out.  Every penny there helps as well.

I'm off the soap box (no pun intended now) and I'm trusting you guys to help us out.  Each month we make it through with a little help from our friends.   

Now to the next part of this lengthy column... the Off-topic personal talk.


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