I may be screwed, but he's screwed too!

It's true, I'm screwed!

You are SO screwed!

I'm screwed too!  No story in MONTHS!

This will cheer you up, Coltin!  Here's a
picture of me and Rebecca back when we
were good!

That's Jonathan Jackson, Dumbass.

Oh God.  Now I'M DEPRESSED!!  I'm SCREWED!!

I'm destroyed!

I'm on primetime : P

Congratulations.  I'm screwed.

I'm really screwed.  I'm going to be gone
before the ink is dry on my contract.  :(