Knowing well that he would do her bidding,
Carly called on the one person she could
depend on most:  Jason. Fortunately, he
was at his favorite phone booth at the time.

You want me to what?

 Kill the most beautiful girl in Port
Charles?  I'm on it!

Jason! What are you doing?

 HE'S not the most beautiful girl in
Port Charles!!  C'mon!  I'll take you
to her now!

Are you sure the most beautiful girl
in Port Charles is in here?

Yep

 

 Freeze!

 Don't move!

 

Carly?

 Jason, you idiot, that's not her...
and you're aiming too low.

Oh.  My bad.

 Idiot

Dumbass.

 *swish*  He'll never suspect that *I*
am the most beautiful girl in Port Charles