Time for a "check up" on
ABC's Daytime Drama and
Sarah Doctor is just the gal to give it to you!
Laughter IS the best medicine, folks! Enjoy!
They’re starting off the evening HOW??
I guess all that time by himself recently made him face him reflect on his life, and he wants to break away and make a change…I hear he’s starting off with “South Pacific” and then sliding right into a medley from “Rent”.
There is nothin’ like a dame…nothin’ in the world…
Psst! Hey, Ryan…Ryan!
Um…is that me?
Let’s dump this father/daughter snooze fest…
Um…okay. And then what?
…and then, you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around. That’s what it’s all about, Ryan.
Um…I don’t get it?
…we do the hokey pokey and we turn ourselves around…
Um…are you sure your left hand’s supposed to be on my ass?
…that’s what it’s all about!
Um…what what’s all about?
Yes, I want to change my order to the Cordon Bleu, and -
Erica! You spoke French…you know how it drives me wild…
--starts kissing and slobbering all over Erica’s neck and arm--
Jack, darling, you know I’ve adored you ever since the first time you carved my name across your chest with a letter opener, but really, darling---not in front of the H-E-L-P…
Anyway, after the arms, Edmund, you put your left leg in, you take your left leg out. You put your left leg in again and you shake it all about…
…and then this one time, in band camp…
You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around…
You bitch, Kendall! This is all YOUR fault!
I don’t know. He was running all over the place, going in little circles over and over, shaking like a leaf…
Light as a feather, stiff as a board
Light as a feather, stiff as a board…
Say…you gals know how to hokey pokey?
I know it was YOU who tried to kill me by sending me off in that box, David! You had better watch your back…
Can you do Oklahoma?
Oh..what the hey…OOOOOOOOOOO-klahoma, where the wind comes sweepin’ down the plain…
So, let me get this straight…you do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around, and THAT’S what it’s all about? Hm. Interesting.
No, Bianca, pay attention this time!! You put your RIGHT leg in and you shake it all about…
My right or your right?
I don’t know…wing it!
…um, can I take notes?
How in blazes did that go again?? Was that IN first, or OUT first? Dammit! I should’ve took notes…this is all that bitch Greenlee’s fault!
Did you just say I put it back in?
Yep! And then…let me see…OH! Next, you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around, and that’s what it’s all about.
What what’s all about?
Um…that wasn’t on the test.
…and then I put it back in??
Yes, Adam. You put it back in and you shake it all about, because that’s what it’s all about.
What what’s all about?
Okay, Erica, now you’re supposed to put your left arm in…
My left or your left?
THIS left…eww!! What the hell’s all over your arm…and is that a bite mark?! Erica! This is unacceptable…and really gross…
Um…can I take notes?
So what you’re telling me, is that you keep putting a body part in and out, and shakin’ it all about---and THAT’S the hokey pokey??
Pfft! Well, that sure ain’t what we call it down south!
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