| CHARACTER | STAR TO PLAY CHARACTER | COMMENTS, IF ANY |
 Natalie |
 Ann Margret |
|
 Marcie |
 Alicia Silverstone |
|
 Asa |
 Charlton Heston |
|
 Rae |
 Joan Crawford's doll |
|
 Max |
 David Duchovny |
|
 Blair |
 Sharon Stone |
|
 Kevin |
 Tom Cruise |
Maybe
I'd like Kevin if he were Tom Cruise
|
 Lindsay |
 Ann Margret |
I know she was Natalie, but hey, funny old world, isn't it? |
 Gabrielle |
 Grace Kelly |
|
 Roxy |
 Connie Stevens |
Don't
worry. She can do it.
|
 Rex |
 Christopher Atkins |
|
 Al |
 Brendan Fraser |
*sniff* In my movie, he lives |
 Jennifer |
 Jessica Simpson |
|
 Hank |
 Bernie Mac |
|
 Viki |
 Shirley Jones |
|
 Nora |
 Sigourney Weaver |
|
 RJ |
 Wesley Snipes |
Gentleman, start your braiding!
|
 Dorian |
 Joan Collins |
I was
going to go all artsy fartsy and say Ava Gardner, but who am I kidding?
|
 Jessica |
 Reese Witherspoon |
|
 Bo |
 Larry Hagman |
|
 Sarah/Flash |
 Wednesday Addams (as opposed to Christina Ricci) |