I'm glad you're here. If you are coming
with an open mind and happy heart, then you are doubly welcome.
If you are here to pick a fight and drink your haterade, then my
kitty above does all the talking.
Come in, pour a drink, put on your fuzzy bunny
slippers and let's dish the soaps!
Please, let us
remember, people have opinions that are sometimes in conflict.
If you don't agree with the opinions expressed in this column,
please understand it was in no way intended to offend. It's
just like, my opinion, man. (Love that Lebowski!)
(Yes, Sage is a
guy... and a
looking one too!)
August 1, 2005
us stay around!---->
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I am coming to you on bended knee
A simple man with an earnest plea
If you love me still today
"Show me the money," as they say.
If EOS goes, then Sage goes away too
And Lordy knows Sage would surely miss you!
Without your donation, site finances worsen
(and not exactly sure why I'm speaking third person)
I know I'm no poet and never have been
In fact, just to try this is surely a sin
But at least see the love that goes into this verse
And think of my love as you open your purse
Your kind donation to keep our site
Is appreciated more than you have way of knowing.
So think of this site and the columns we write
Think of the way we work day and night
To deliver a website with something for
And just once a month, we put out the call
To ask our readers to give something too
An fine exchange between us and you.
We'll give you the effort and give you
What we ask from you is to pick up the dime.
You keep us going and alive on the net
And we'll keep on writing the best columns yet.
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You pick the method and dig into your stash
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And know that we thank you from the bottom of our heart.
(blessedly, it ends)
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