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Honey, you're either going to "get" me and know my heart and my intent or you're not going to "get" me at all.  If you don't, know your limitations and just back away from the keyboard after clicking the little "X" in the box on the upper right corner of your browser window, ne'er to return again. 

I used to have a long disclaimer here for the confused and manners-challenged people who don't know the difference between a "rumor" or "gossip" and an actual spoiler, but screw it.  Angry, bitter, small minded people will always talk their trash to compensate for their own 1st chakra frustrations and inadequacies. 

When you read those vicious people on the message boards, just shake your head and remember they aren't getting any play, so they're grumpy.  Pity them, then dismiss them.

Note:  Due to the large volume of e-mail he receives, Sage regrets that he is unable to personally answer each e-mail.  He wants you to know that he reads each and every one (some 2-3 times) and greatly appreciates your communication.  Please DO NOT ask Sage for further info on what is going to happen on the shows.  Any information he has that he can share will be put into his column ASAP.








































































April 3, 2003

Double You Tee Eff?


So check out the latest, children.  Coming from a source that Sage just luvvvvs to death is the awesome rumor that *gasp* Skye isn't really a Quartermaine and TRACY is the one to find out about it!  (Da da dunnnnn!)  Me thinks THAT is why Rae comes back to Port Charles for a bit!  Did she lie to Alan or THINK he was the father?  Did she just want Skye to have a rich daddy?  We'll find out as more rumors and spoilers emerge!

AND on other GH fronts...

The mouth is IT as (sit down for this one) Courtney and Faith have a liplock.  Don't ask me to explain, honey, just wait for further news as I get it.

Yes indeedio, Carly hocks a lugie right at Ric as well!

Drama EXPLODES on....

Believe it or not, this is not a joke.

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