to New Orleans to see Elvis Costello and the Imposters play the House of
Blues this weekend, so my regular column just isn't going to happen. I
promise to make up for it next week. However, I'd feel remiss if I didn't
comment on something that made my jaw drop on GH yesterday:
Courtney to Jax: "Michael was the heart and soul of our family."
HOLY CRAP! You mean, he was the pint-sized, red-headed version of EMILY?
Does she know this? Do you think Lila's a bit miffed up there in heaven,
with all these pretenders to her throne? Lemme tell ya, Court, if this
little mobster-in-training was truly the heart and soul of your
family, you've got a lot of worries ahead. And they're not all connected
to Rachel, dumbass.
I am truly worried about the long-term effects of hair
Also: Faith's last syllable..."Ah...ah...ah...(croak)." Alcazar...too
obvious. Aaron...too convenient. ALAN QUARTERMAINE, JUNIOR...priceless.
See you next week! Laissez les bon temps rouler!
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