JOHNNY DEPP

My face is frozen, just like this since those Ho's at the Sage Brush Ranch got finished with me.  Jesus.

Depp at play with his HO's:

I was so rattled by their, um, thorough work that I forgot to dress when I was leaving.  Ha!  THAT hasn't happened before!

Look into my eyes and know what I'm saying is the truth.  My train will ALWAYS stop at the DeppHo.