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Monday, April 12th
Courtney is thrilled when Jason suggests
they get back together
So I guess they’re
fixing that whole “I can’t live with your life” thing in half an
episode or something?
Sonny accuses Carly of still protecting
I take it this is after he peels
himself off Sam and the children’s eyes have gone back to normal
size? Apparently little Morgan really is his daddy’s son because he
seriously seemed to be enjoying the show!
Courtney saves Alcazar from drowning
I would expect no less. She seriously
might want to consider becoming a paramedic or something though…she
really does have a knack for this saving thing.
Ross seduces Skye
I’m aware of the real life angle and
all, but I’m gonna have to see this to believe it. He doesn’t seem
like Skye’s type and he doesn’t seem like the seducing type either.
Lucky and Emily plan a memorial for Nikolas
Okay, so on Monday at 3:25PM (est) I’ll
be having my “Leave the Annoying Twit Forever in your Taillights”
celebration. You’re all invited. She thinks he’s dead and I’d be
perfectly fine with it if her impression stays that way forever.
I’m thrilled to have a Nikolas I can enjoy back in my day!
Tuesday, April 13
Jason and Sonny are furious at Courtney for
sparing Alcazar’s life
Like they expect her to know how to
follow their convoluted “sparing” code? Oh wait…maybe the trick is
that they spare anyone whose death would require actual brainpower
or balls on their part, but you never, ever spare someone when
nature has done the work for you? I hope she kicks both their
Sonny tells Carly to kill Alcazar
What? You’ve got to be kidding me! This
makes him sound like a completely abusive freak, but I’ll wait to
see it before I say more. I really hope this plays out differently
than it sounds on paper.
Skye fears that she killed Ross
Drunken girl wakes up next to dead cop,
thinks she killed him…the originality bowls me right over.
Georgie tells Dillon that she wants to sleep
girl! Spend a few weeks getting reacquainted first!
Wednesday, April 14
Sonny accuses Carly of still being in love
Oh whatever. Does he think that’s a
crime punishable by law or something? Not everyone shuts his or her
feelings off immediately upon the arrival of disappointment (not
that I’m defending Alcazar, he’s lost to me now as well *sniff*).
Poor Carly *tried* to do the “get out of my life, you are dead to
me” thing to Lo…she just threw in the inexplicable head bashing at
the last minute. I think she had flashes of a calm peaceful life,
devoid of controlling, violent men and flipped out for a minute
there at the thought.
Courtney is cut out of Sonny’s life
Oh. my. gosh! It just goes on and on!
Because she didn’t kill his enemy for him, she is now dead to him?
That’s it. These spoilers are now dead to me.
Jason signs the divorce papers
Wow. Sounds like this is gonna be one
sunny week on GH, doesn’t it? One guy almost dead, one cop probably
dead, one guy telling his wife to murder someone, one guy disowning
his sister for not killing someone, one guy divorcing his wife for
not killing someone…Is ABC trying to scare me into seeking comfort
and nostalgia in the Nick and Jessica Hour (or whatever it’s called)
tonight? God knows I may need an overdose of saccharine by the end
of the week to prevent me from sticking an olive fork in my eye.
Skye tries to prevent Tracy from finding out
that Ross is dead
“Oh him? Nah, he’s fine. I just wore
him plumb out last night.”
Liz and Ric end their relationship
Yeah…what time are
Nick and Jessica on again?
Thursday, April 15
Mike urges Jason not to turn his back on
Oh for the love of God,
Mike! Are you kidding me? Kick Jason in the you-know-what’s and
tell him to leave your baby alone.
Carly is surprised when Courtney suggests
they go into business together
This is the first bit of good news
(well except for that memorial service) that I’ve had since I sat
down here! I’m all for it!
Michael plans to fake his own kidnapping to
get Sonny and Carly back together
Well frankly, Sonny and Carly have had
this one coming for quite some time. You can’t bring kids up around
countless fake deaths and (real or fake) kidnappings and expect them
to actually take any such things seriously afterwards.
Nikolas has a flicker of a memory
A flash of blinding light reflecting
off beautiful lips! Unfortunately, the glare is too harsh for him
to see her face. So sad really.
Friday, April 16
Sonny makes Mike choose between him and
Let me guess. He hands Mike a “Check
Yes or No” note? He’s such a fricken fourth grader.
Carly threatens to cut off Sonny’s contact
with Michael and Morgan
Oh look! It’s the
rest of the fourth grade class!
Michael’s dangerous plan backfires
His parents are AJ and Carly. Of
course his plan backfires! Though technically, if he didn’t get
caught shooting anyone, drugging anyone or setting anything on fire,
then it was probably a success in comparison.
Emily and Nikolas narrowly miss each other
at the church
One person’s narrow miss is another’s
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