May 3, 2005
Back Luke! It’s like life has been breathed back into PC once Luke
steps foot into town. The banter between Luke and everyone is
priceless. Everything that comes out of his mouth is quotable and I
have to believe this writing did not come from the GH scribes. I
could make a whole column quoting Luke from one half hour of Mondays
Emily: “Hey, get a
grip girl; you’re spilling your cookies.”
Sky about Emily:
“When did she come unspooled?”
“I always though the
Quartermaines ate their young. Did someone spit her back out?”
“…before nut job jumped all
just liked that he was making fun of Emily.
Sonny. If Michael doesn’t answer, yell at him.
“Don’t shut me out! Don’t!”
That’s a great way to get your traumatized child to respond. A better
choice? Listen to Reese, the newly appointed child aficionado and get
the hell out of there. I missed the episode where Reese got her Child
Psych degree, I believe there is a highly qualified woman named Gail
Baldwin, PhD. floating around somewhere but what do I know? (Where is
Gail anyway?) The qualified physician that we did find though knows
that Michael saw or heard something that he wants to forget. This
couldn’t possibly be that he was kidnapped, brainwashed, presumed
dead, bit by a scorpion, in a plane crash, saw his Mom arrested and
saw his own memorial? Nope that can’t be it; he must have seen who
killed AJ and it must be his Mom he saw do it.
now we are supposed to garner sympathy for Reese while she bonds with
Michael and remembers her dead son. Sorry, not feeling it. I liked
Reese well enough without the gimmick. Not everyone in PC needs to
have a tragedy or be victimized in order to become popular, when will
the writers get it. Bring on the strong, independent chicks that can
kick ass. I guess Alexis is a good example though, stand up for what
you believe and you get shipped to London.
into Sam. She is beautiful and smart and she can be downright cute,
but she is reduced to nothing but Jason’s shadow. Jason comes on our
screen and a few seconds later you see Sam trailing loyally behind.
Too bad no one told her the number one thing not to do. Do NOT go
against Carly, it will only bring trouble and if forced to choose,
Jason won’t choose her. Jason needs a strong woman, someone that can
bring out the good and the kind qualities that we are supposed to
believe that he has. That he used to have when he carried a wrecked
Robin off the stage at the Nurses Ball. The man we saw raise Little
Michael and try to leave behind his life of crime for that boy. We
need a woman next to Jason that humanizes him and makes him more than
just a thug. Sam has become little more than a panting puppy who adds
nothing to Jason’s character. Someone help her please, I hear Mac is
someone please tell me what Tracy is wearing?
No, No Helena,
Don’t touch the
so awesome, I must say. Helena, Tracy and Luke have to be the best
triangle in ages. Not only are they all stellar actors and stellar
characters, they are all manipulative and slightly mad (in the crazy
sense.) You just never can be sure who will be teamed up with whom
because they would all double cross one another before I can say
“Jason is hot.” (Hey when you look good…) Tracy’s expression when
she found out Luke was faking being shot was positively perfect.
good chemistry with Luis I think Skye might be damn good with
Lorenzo. He needs to stop pining over Carly, I cannot figure out what
this woman has over these supposedly powerful and deadly men that
makes them wimps anyway.
anyone notice Lois is gone? Anyone care? Yeah, me neither.
DNA on the murder weapon again? Doesn’t the PCPD remember the first
time AJ was killed? The murder weapon had Courtney’s DNA all over it,
and by the way, it was planted there by Rachel.
Ric seemed surprised, even outraged, that Sonny would use Kristina as
leverage to free Carly? Haven’t we been down this road before?
you folks with this quote:
never breaks a promise…”
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