Why I Watch Soaps

Because your TV only gets four channels?  It’s the only time you get a chance to eat bon-bons?  You can’t stand Judge Judy? The kids are napping?  Your radio’s broken? You’ve already returned the movies you rented at Blockbuster?  You stayed home sick? You’ve got SoapNet?  You feel you have no life?  Your mother forces you?  You’ve got nothing better to do?  The TV is close to the computer you work on at home?  Like the clothes? Looking for a new hairstyle?  Trying to write a soap opera type novel?  

Why do you watch soaps?

I know why I do.   

1. Limited amounts of chest hair and lots of amounts of chest muscle, not to mention a six pack or two...

(Does he not look naked in this pic? The shorts are just the right color to make you look twice, aren’t they?) 

2. I’ve been watching since the ‘80’s and I remember the good ol’ days.

(Wow! What happened to this?) 

3. I like to see the latest fashion trends in jewelry. 

(Hey, cut me some slack here. I make jewelry! Honest!)

4. My “PlayGirl” subscription expired.

(For those of you who can’t recognize this lovely rendition of the male physique, it’s Greg Vaughan. Gives you chills, don’t it?) 

5. Because it’s nice to have a few men around the house

6. A good suit goes a long way.

He’s just got the best face. I’ve never seen a man look better in glasses. Plus, he can act. 

9. Did I mention my subscription to PlayGirl expired?

To think, Eva Longoria let this get away! What a waste!

10. There’s lots of eye candy!

What I miss about the soaps these days... 

This is one character/actor I wish we could see again.  A few years back he made a surprise visit to the GH fan club luncheon and I would have loved to have the a chance to say hello to the best lookin’ secret agent ever.  In my eyes, this man beats out Sean Connery as James Bond any day!  

This is another actor I miss.  Okay, so when he was on, he was practically illegal but he had such a great face and hair...then he left the show and apparently lost his stylist and couldn’t find him...what a waste.
 

Yum. Miss him.