NAME: Felicia Scorpio Jones
HAIR COLOR: Natural Blonde #142A
EYE COLOR: Blue
Flea Collar, Flake, Flea, FeaTwit, Fleabrain, Floozy, Pesky Dumbo, Bubblehead,
Big Tease, Foolicia, Flimsy Felica, Felica the Flake, Fake Felica, Floosie.
FAVORITE ACTOR: Anthony Hopkins
FAVORITE ACTRESS: Julia Roberts
FAVORITE MOVIE: Romancing the Stone
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Highlights
FAVORITE BOOK: The Bridges of
FAVORITE TV SHOW: V. I. Warshowski
FAVORITE TALK SHOW HOST: Kathy Lee
FAVORITE BAND/SINGER: Debbie Gibson
FAVORITE SONG: “Torn Between Two
Lovers” by Mary MacCracken
WHAT IS THE STRANGEST THING YOU HAVE EVER EATEN?
Some nasty Turkish thing.
FAVORITE FOOD: Pie.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TOLD YOU LOOK LIKE SOMEONE FAMOUS? Yes, Betty Boop
HABITS (BAD OR OTHERWISE): Being
stalked by nutballs.
WHAT COLOR UNDERWEAR ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?
White with little flowers
FAVORITE PLACE TO BE KISSED? In a bunker.
MOST EMBARASSING MOMENT: Oh God,
when Lila found out I broke into her summer home and stole her love letters.
CAN YOU SPEAK WITH AN ACCENT? Nuh-uh.
FAVORITE SAYING: “I’ll leave the gurrrlllls with Betty.”
MOST MEMORABLE EXPERIENCE: When I learned that my daughter, Maxi, got her heart
from her cousin, BJ. It was the
only time I ever accidentally turned in a stellar acting performance.
WHAT SCARES YOU? Being a normal human who doesn’t go globetrotting to solve
PET PEEVE(S): Being left behind.
BIGGEST CRIME YOU EVER COMMITTED: Abandonment.
DID YOU GET CAUGHT? Well,
STONES OR BEATLES? Stones.
: ASTROLOGICAL SIGN:
Libra with Gemini rising and an Aquarius moon.
WHAT WOULD YOUR FRIENDS BE MOST SURPRISED TO KNOW ABOUT YOU?
That I have been a member of MENSA for fifteen years and have a BA in
physics. That's how I can pick locks so fast. Tee hee.
LEAST FAVORITE PC CITIZEN: Laura