10/24/2000
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Alexis:  Hi.
Brook-Lynne:  Where's Chloe?
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Helena:  You are a Cassadine.
Nikolas:  Then thank God I have other family as well.
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Ned:  Ever wonder why some leaves turn orange, and some leaves turn yellow?
Brook-Lynne:  Why do you keep getting married?
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(about the Salsa at Jake's)
Roy:  I need some water here!  That's not really like food, it's really
like napalm or something.
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Gia:  Ya know what this means don't you?  You're gonna have to sell the
Jag.  You know the mass transit system in Port Charles is excellent.  Have
you ever been on a bus?
(Nikolas inhales in a high-pitched-choking noise)
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Brook-Lynne:  Thank you Alexis, or are you my step-mother now?
Alexis:  Naw-uh-Alexis is just fine.  More cake?
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Lila:  And Edward, if you eavesdrop one more time on my private
conversations, my bedroom door will be locked.
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Bobbie:  Am I distracting you?
Roy:  More than a little.
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Nikolas:  Hold on a second, what am I thinking?  You as a tenant?  I'm
better off apologizing to my grandmother, so I'll see you later, Gia.
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Emily:  I'm the one he kidnapped and supposedly terrorized, right?  So,
doesn't my opinion count for anything here?!?
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10/26/2000
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Zander:  Now just how stupid do you think I am?
Dara:  On a scale from 1 to 10?
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Alexis:  You're prosecuting Zander Smith?
Dara:  Don't tell me he's yours.
Alexis:  Why?  Would that scare ya off?
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Gia:  Can you bring that box up to the master bedroom for me?
Nikolas:  Well how generous of you!  I promise you that I will return these
(CDs) unharmed.
Gia:  You know I am staying in the master bedroom this month.
Nikolas:  Oh really, is that what we agreed on?
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Gia:  What if we flip a coin?  . . . I'm trying to meet you halfway.
Nikolas (sigh) Okay . . . ya ready?  You're going to call it in the air?
Gia:  Tails.
Nikolas:  Get - just - you stay, because I'm going to check - ok?   . . .
You win.
Gia:  Uh huh.  Thank you.
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Gia:  Well don't bother to help or anything.
Nikolas:  I just thought you wanted to be independant.
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(to Nikolas)
Gia:  Well, listen to you "Mr. Budget."
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Zander:  And you are?
Alexis:  An attorney.
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Zander:  You're not an option.
Alexis:  I don't recall offering my services, Mr. Smith.
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Bobbie:  Luke, you just got acquitted of murder - isn't that enough for one
year?
Luke:  Barbara - I still got 2 months left in the year, I mean, imagine the
kind of trouble I could still get into.
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Bobbie:  . . . if Carly asks you for a job, would you tell her "no?"
Luke:  All right, no job for my psycho neice.
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AJ:  Catering, one of my many talents.
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10/25/2000
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Gia:  Oh, I'm in love.
Nikolas:  Anyone I know?
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Bobbie:  Where did this sudden desire to get a job come from?  All of a
sudden?  Anyway?  I mean, last time I looked, you were very happy raising
Michael, spending Sonny's money, and redecorating the penthouse.
Carly:  Look again.
Bobbie:  Did you guys have a fight?
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Nikolas:  I already told you that Wyndemere is not an option.
Gia:  Then learn to compromise, rich boy!  We could make it our bedroom.
Nikolas:  Right, for someone who only kisses me when she's hiding out from
her cop, brother.  Now come on, doesn't that sound like a quantam leap
here?
Gia:  We wouldn't occupy the bedroom at the same time.
Nikolas:  I knew there was a catch.
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Lucky:  Since when does Carly want to work?
Bobbie:  Don't worry, I didn't hire her.
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LOVED the whistle Alexis pulled out on the Quartermaines!
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NOTE TO WARDROBE:  Taggert looks hot today!  Nice duds!
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10/19/2000
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Ned:  Didn't I tell you?  This is going to be a cinch!
Alexis:  Unless in the absence of croissant & jam they devour us!
Ned:  The morning feeding is over, the tribe doesn't gather again until
cocktail hour.  Trust me.  I've studied the natives in depth.  Our
announcement is perfectly timed.
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Alexis:  Voicemail isn't casual enough?
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Ned:   . . . What could possibly go wrong?
Edward:  Well, the rocker and his media maul.  To what do I owe the honor
of this dubious occasion?
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QUESTION:  Did I miss something?  Isn't Emily still on Sorrel's hit list?
Yet she is walking around Port Charles in no apparent danger.
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Chloe:  What goes on in your mind?
Stefan:  Should I be flattered or offended?
Chloe:  Neither.  My insights might be totally off.
Stefan:  You'll never know until you share them.
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Luke:  Look, let's uh don't walk down memory lane.  It's too depressing.
Where's Barbara?
Amy:  She's not here this morning, but you're in luck.  I'm free to go have
coffee with you!
Luke (in mock cheerfulness):  Won't that be fun?
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(about performing for their parents)
Chloe:  You could win.  Yes, I've played that game.  "Do you love me now?"
"I'm bigger, I'm taller, I'm smarter, I can beat you at tennis . . ."
Stefan:  That wasn't it.
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Alexis:  We're getting married.
Lila:  Oh my dears!  How wonderful!  When's the happy day?
Edward:  When HELL freezes over!
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Gia:  If you're tired of running into me, you could give me  list of places
to avoid.
Nikolas:  And you'd stay away from them?
Gia:  No.
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Nikolas:  Gia Campbell Unlimited:  Total Perveyor of chaos.
Gia:  Your friends have a lock on the chaos market.  I have other talents
too.
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Ned:  Fortunately, we don't need your approval Grandfather.
Edward:  No, what you need is a competant psychiatrist!
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Edward:  Reginald!  Get in here immediately!
Ned:  What's he supposed to do?  Marraige counseling?
Alexis:  Edward, I understand how you feel.  I do.  There have been times
where I've leaned toward the status quo . . .
Edward:   . . .until you got involved with my grandson, the rockstar, and
parted ways with your rational mind!
Alexis:  We've together for a long time now.  Our lives have overlapped, so
when you think about it, what's really going to be different?
Edward:  My family will be joined to a pack of sociapaths!
Alexis:  I-I guess I won't take that personally.
Edward:  Oh no.  Present company excluded of course.
Ned:  Who could possibly mesh with us better than a veteran of family
dysfunction?
Edward:  REGINALD!!!
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Edward:  You're going to be the SIXTH Mrs. Ashton.  How does that square
with your pride lady?
Alexis:  Well according to the law of averages, this marriage is
statistically blessed!
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Hannah:  Do you know that I can arrest you for breaking and entering?
AJ:  Then your eggs get cold.
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Hannah:  AJ, you're so FULL OF IT, one day you're just going to explode!!
******************
AJ:  But that is a rational reaction.  And let's not forget that I'm not
exactly the picture of mental health.
Hannah:  Well, neither am I, and you're milking this to DEATH!  You know
I'm a compulsive fixer and yet you insist on playing broken!!
AJ:  No I don't.
Hannah:  I don't care anymore AJ!  All right?  This repair shop is closed!
******************
Edward:  Ned is marrying Alexis.
Alan:  And?
Emily:  OOH!  Congratulations you guys!
Ned:  Thanks sweetheart!
Alexis:  Thank you.
Monica:  I cancelled a patient for this?!?
Alan:  You keep calling us home on these fake emergencies.  One of these
days you're going to need us and we won't be here!
Edward:  Am I the only one who grasps that this is a disaster in the
making?
Alan:  What's the big deal?  Ned's already been married FIVE TIMES!
Monica:  Oh!  Best wishes by the way.
Ned & Alexis:  Thanks, I appreciate that.
Edward:  No, wishes won't do it.  Somebody has to intervene.  Have you
forgotten that this woman is Cassadine?!?
Monica:  Put a sock in it Edward!
Lila:  Edward, congratulate Alexis and Ned.
Monica:  Yes, you've said your piece, we don't agree, so go ahead and do
the decent thing!
Edward:  Good Luck.
Alexis:  Thank you.
Edward:  You'll need it.
Reginald:  I think it's wonderful.
Edward:  Who asked you?
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Gia:  I'm working up my nerve.
Taggert:  What have you done now?
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Florence:  This is a PIPE dream!
Gia:  I can't wait to prove you wrong.
******************

10/17/2000
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Bobbie:  If the hospital can accept funding from a woman who murdered her own son and framed an innocent man, they can certainly employ a good caring person like Laura.
Helena:  My, how volatile, but then it runs in the family doesn't it?
Bobbie:  If you want to discuss Laura further, fire away because I'm officially off duty!
Helena:  Better calm yourself, dear.  A flushed face is so unbecoming.
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Helena:  Well, I am hopelessly fond of my grandson Nikolas, perhaps I'm a little overprotective at times.
Gia:  Well that's one word for it.
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Helena:  My, what an unfortunate attitude!  You should really work on your
manners dear.
Gia:  And if I don't?  You gonna lock Nikolas in a castle? and what?  Crank
up the drawbridge?
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Stefan:  You're trying too hard.
Chloe:  Now well, there's an understatement!
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(on how to get to sleep with a book)
Stefan:  You choose something that's either educational or informative, on
a subject you have absolutely no interest in.  You settle in with the goal
of reading 3 chapters, and in 3 pages you're fast asleep.
**************************
NOTE TO WARDROBE:  I really like Chloe's outfit today.  It is quite
flattering, yet not to bizarre.  Also, Bobbie looks vibrant in green, and
the higher neckling helps accentuate her red hair and facial features.
Very pleasant to look at today!
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Nikolas:  I'll date whoever I want.
Gia:  Thanks, but in no way are you amusing yourself with me.
Nikolas.  Now wait a second!  First of all, what gives you the idea that
I'm thinking about you?
Gia:  Well, I'm just giving you fair warning that the only date we'll have
is in your dreams.
Nikolas:  Right, I see, well uh, you spend a lot of time thinking about
things that are never going to happen, don't you?
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Lucky:  I appreciate that, but uh, you know I don't need help ducking
Helena.
Nikolas:  Ok, then I will stick around so you don't have to read 1 year old
magazines while you wait.
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Chloe:  I'm learning a lot about you.
Stefan:  And my weaknesses.
Chloe:  Is that so bad?
Stefan:  In my family - that can be a liability.
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10/16/2000
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Bobbie:  Sitting here nursing a drink at Luke's bar is NOT the most
constructive thing you could be doing for yourself right now.
Laura:  You know what?  I don't think you're on duty anymore Nurse Spencer, and you know what?  I am not "nursing" this drink, I am ENJOYING it.  Ha ha?  Ok?  So  you just go on back to your little party over there with your-your brother and your best friend.
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Laura:  I've actually learned something from Felicia.  If you want
something in life, you just have to TAKE IT!  Hey Bobbie, you don't mind if
I borrow your boyfriend do ya?
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Ned:  Don't be afraid, just feel free to admit that this is probably the
worst nuptial fiasco you've ever experienced.
Alexis:  Oh far from it!  I mean, just this year alone there was a wedding
at Wyndemere and the bride ended up dead.  And there was Las Vegas where I arrived as the Bride  -smaid and left as the Bride.  And then there was Sonny & Carly's wedding which was just . . . ODD.
Ned: Well that's a cheerful thought, wherever and whenever we do decide to get married its bound to be more fun then Dead, Vegas, or insane.
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Alexis (on the phone):  No, I am not "Eddie's Angel."   I'm an attorney and
I'm going to sue you. (slams the receiver).
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Carly:  I did a little taste test in the kitchen, and it's kind of dry, but
I don't think you'll notice with gravy.
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Carly:  Why can't it turn out right, just once?
Sonny:  You do not have to cook for me to prove that you care, you wanted
to help, that's what matters.
Carly:  Really?
Sonny:  Yeah,
Carly:  Cuz you haven't seen the kitchen yet.
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Alexis:  I do want to marry you, but not without some trepidation, nothing
big, I mean, I'm here, I'm dressed, I gave blood.  Willingly!
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Ned:  I love you, we'll never fail unless we give up, you'll never have to
change your name, almost wife.
Alexis:  And I love you - whatever you just said, I said the same thing
too, almost husband.
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Monica (to Emily):  And if you don't get Juan out from under the bed and
send him on home, then I'm going to let Edward chop the tree down.
(after she left, Zander climbs out from under the bed)
Zander:  Exactly how many people live in this palace?
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Laura:  Would you finalize my divorce for me?
Scotty:  I would do anything for you.  ESPECIALLY that!
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Carly:  Think I should take (cooking) lessons?
Sonny:  Not in my kitchen.
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10/13/2000

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Laura:  North Carolina's looking better and better all the time.

Bobbie:  Oh Laura, that's a big step.

Laura:  Yeah, don't worry, I'll give Luke a chance to, weigh in.

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Mac:  I really don't know what to say.

Laura:  Yeah, I know.  "Are you okay" doesn't really cover it, does it?

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Luke:  Hey, I'm back!  No streamers, no strippers, no synchronized
      swimmers?

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Luke:  All right, pour me a stiff drink.

Roy:  Luke, you may be, uh,  in the mood to play Sir Mainwearing, but I'm
      not in the mood to play Jeeves.

Luke:  Smithers.

Roy:  Whatever.

Luke:  Well, I still own the joint, don't I?

Roy:  Yeah,

Luke:  Then pour me a drink.

Roy:  Awright.

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Luke:  I love what you've done with the crowd.

Roy:  We're not open.

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Carly:  I need your opinion.

Sonny:  Why - so you can just pick the opposite?

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Sonny:  Pick whatever you want.

Carly:  Why - so I can hear about how much you hate it?

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Carly:  We need to discuss this, we need to agree . . .

Sonny:  WHY?!?

Carly:  Because we're married honey, and that's what married people do.

Sonny:  Who told you that?

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Sonny:  You know what?  I'm not going to come home at the end of the day
      and sit down on a bunch of daisies.

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(about windsurfing)

Ned:  How did you learn to do this?

Alexis:  All right, I confess.  It was Jax.

Ned:  I should have known.

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Alexis:  I think this day has been glorious!

Ned:  Extraordinary.

Alexis:  I think I can handle anything.  Even marriage.

Ned:  (chokes on his juice)

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Luke:  So, bring me up to speed.  Have you been paying the light bill, the
      liquor man?

Roy:  On time even.  We've had a pretty good ca$h flow working.

Luke:  Is that because of the game in the back room?

Roy:  You know about the game?

Luke:  Why wouldn't I?

Roy:  How?

Luke:  The smell of high end cigars man.  It, uh, hangs in the air between
      here and the docks.  That's the aroma of some very quality players.

**************************************

Luke:  Claude booked the band?

Roy:  umm hmm.

Luke:  Claude?

Roy:  mmm hmm

Luke:  What kind of band is it, Roy?  Is it a bunch of little, uh,
      accordian players?  Is it, oh, say, a barbershop quartet singing
      Polynesian love songs?  Or uh, the uh, dueling keyboards of Feranti &
      Mr. Phil?

Worse, it's one of those pretty little white boy groups, isn't it?  A bunch
      of little kids all slicked up trying to do what the Temps did 30
      years earlier!

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Luke:  Fine!  Why don't we just pipe in some elevator music and spring for
      a couple of plastic ferns?

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Luke:  Okay, Fine-fine-fine!  Have it your way!  I'll just sit here at the
      bar, I'll drink whiskey all night, and I'll chase off anybody who
      looks like they've never heard of Etta James.

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Laura:  You know, you don't have to make amends for what Felicia did.

Mac:  My motives are far more selfish.

Laura:  Oh-Thanks!  Ya know?  Thanks.

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(to imaginary AJ, about ex-wives)

Ned:  At least I don't push them down the stairs.

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Imaginary Helena:  I'm just a Greek bearing a gift.

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Alexis:  What are these?

Imaginary Helena:  Well, the Quartermaines are desperate for an heir, and
      you're the only Mommy in sight!

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Alexis:  Ned, is that you?

Ned:  Who else would it be?

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10/12/2000

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NOTE TO WARDROBE:  I LOVE Bobbie's sweater today.  Conservative, yet
      stylish.  She looks good in Pink too.

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Taggert:  Ever since the doctor's okayed her for exercise, Gia's got her
      doing some kind of hospital marathon, kind of like a bus woman's
      holiday.

Hannah:  Oh that's right.  I keep forgetting your mother's a hospital
      administrator.

Taggert:  Yeah, they were last seen oohing and aahing over babies in the
      nusery.  They have to pass by here eventually.

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Stefan:  Avoidance is a poor coping strategy.

Chloe:  It's working for me.

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Edward:  Hello?

Juan:  I'd like to speak to Emily?

Edward:  You leave my granddaughter alone or I'll have that guardian of
      yours arrest you!

Juan:  Why are you doing this?  I'm not the one who kidnapped her!

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Emily:  Hey Grandfather!

Edward:  Hi!

Emily:  Who was that on the phone?

Edward:  Oh, just a snake-oil salesman.

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Alexis:  Oh, I can't WAIT to take off my clothes.

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Alexis:  Believe me, my days as a pin-up girl are the antithesis of
      romance.

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NOTE TO WARDROBE:  Scratch that!  I just realized Bobbie's sweater is
      SEE-THROUGH!  ack!

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(to Lila, about Emily & Juan)

Edward:  You mean you trust her with this warbling Casanova?

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(Gia comes upon Taggert & Hannah sucking face)

Gia:  Okay you two - break it up.

Taggert:  I was-I was looking for you.

Gia:  Could have fooled me.

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Taggert:  Uh-did all the hospital departments meet your approval?

Gia:  We've only covered 4 floors so far.

Taggert:  Four FLOORS?  She just got out of ICU!

Gia:  Well, the doctors recommended exercise.

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Helena:  Have you seen Nikolas?

Gia:  Wouldn't tell you if I had.

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(about getting married)

Alexis:  When do you want to do this?

Ned:  How about tomorrow?

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Ni-croak-las:  When I turn 25 and take my place as the head of the
      Cassadine Estate, I will assure you, that I will see to it that you
      are stripped of all your money and power.

Helena:  That!  Is enough!

Ni-croak-las:  I haven't even begun.

Helena:  Nikolas, I love you as I have loved few others, but my patience
      has its limits.  When you're ready to apologize, you know where you
      can find me.

Ni-croak-las:  Don't hold your breath.

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Ned:  Nothing kills erotic fantasy like making it legal.

Alexis:  Oh my God, I hope not.

Ned:  Not us, your legions of fans.

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10/11/2000
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AJ:  There they are, the lynch mob.
Monica:  How are you feeling?
AJ:  Terrific.
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Chloe:  If I have to take my shirt off to flag the ship down, I'm . . .
Stefan:  You'll be overrun by sailors if you do that.
*********************
Luke:  Baldwin, I know you've seen Laura.  How is she?
Scotty:  How do you think she is?
*********************
Scotty:  You know what I find pathetic though?  The fact that you cheat on
your wife, with a married woman, you ruin 2 familes - THREE if you actually
killed Cassadine - and you want to blame it on me?!?  But what mystifies me
is the fact that Laura still loves you and she's willing to sit in that
courtroom for you.
Luke:  And that really eats your lunch!
*********************
Scotty:   . . . I hope the jury finds you guilty and you spend the rest of
your miserable life in a very, very small cell with a very large, hungry
cellmate!
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Chloe:   . . . I'm going to create my own line for Helena, it's going to be
called "Revenge Wear," with high collered shirts that are tight, and
headache hats that weigh twenty pounds, mohair underwear . . .
Stefan:  Oh, remind me never to cross you.
Chloe:  She'll get hers if I have to shrink every pair of her shoes myself!
*********************
Monica:  AJ, we're here because we want to help.
AJ:  Yeah, like this?  Well, you know what?  I'll pass.  Your kind of help
lacks a certain, something.
*********************
AJ:  What I need, Dr. Jones, is privacy, unless you all want to-uh watch me
take a shower and get dressed.
Edward:  You sadden me.
AJ:  My mood's getting better already.
Alan:  We'll be outside.
AJ:  (another) thing I'm good at, clearing a room.
*********************
Ned (to Emily):  You're amazing!  How could someone so smart about life and
what's important actually come out of this family?
*********************
Lucky:  Sometimes it's hard to have you as my father.
Luke:  I'll take your word for that.
*********************
NOTE:  I felt Lucky's pain there.  It was a VIVID scene.
*********************
Edward:  A curfew?!?  That's it?  No-No, she should be confined to this
house.
Alan:  Father, put a sock in it !!
*********************
Alexis:  Helena!  They need you in the courtroom.  Time to confess.
Helena:  I suppose that's supposed to be funny, Alexis?  Your wit?  Well,
I'm sure Stefan wouldn't enjoy it, after all we are here to punish his
killer.
Alexis:  Oh, she'll be punished all right.
*********************
AJ:  It was a very difficult decision, but I made one.  Vodka neat.  I'll
save the rocks for warmer company.
*********************
(Taggert checks Amy out)
Gia:  You are shameless!
Taggert:  She's a nice woman.
Gia:  Who, Hannah?  or Miss Stethescope?
*********************
Luke:  Well, loks like even you couldn't screw this up.
Scotty:  If it was up to me, they'd hang you from the gallows.
Luke:  Oh - you're even a sore winner, aren't ya?
*********************
Alexis:   You won.
Luke:  Yeah, I never had any doubts.
Alexis:  Liar.
*********************
Helena:  Congratulations Luke!  The perfect murder.
Luke:  Not quite perfect for you, my darling.  You're the prime suspect.
*********************

10/10/2000
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Carly:  You want me front & center in your life?
Sonny:  My life, not my business.
************************
Carly:  You're my husband - I get to care about you that's how it works.
************************
Monica:  Well, our children are all alive, and they are actually speaking
to each other!
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Gia:  That's the way Mom!  Beautiful.
Florence:  Beautiful - Like a rusty old engine.  I'm stiff all over.
Gia:  Well, if you weren't stiff, Mom, nobody would know you had a heart
attack.  You have got to milk these things for the sympathy vote.
************************
(To Reporter)
Laura:  It means LEAVE ME ALONE, DAMMIT!
Scotty:  Hey!  You hear her.  Beat it, Scribbler!
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Sonny (to Carly):  You knew you weren't marrying an accountant.
************************
Scotty:  I shoulda punched da guy in da nose!
Laura:  Why didn't you?
Scotty:  You know it's not too late.  I'll go get him, I'll hold him, and
you shoe-shine him huh?
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Scotty:  That guy ain't innocent.
Laura:  Nobody is.
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Sonny:  You should be married to her.
Jason:  No thanks.
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Hannah (to AJ):  You have to listen anyway, because you're strapped to the
bed.
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Scotty:  You were young, foolish - Luke is old and foolish, and there's
nothing worse than an old fool.
Laura:  No, it wasn't just him, I wasn't any kind of saint during this
thing.  I mean I had-I had strong feelings for another man.  I mean I
almost married . . . what's his name?
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Jason:  Carly loves you, Sonny.  She almost killed the three of us trying
to figure it out, don't throw it away.
************************
AJ (to Hannah):  Don't hold back.  I'm strapped to the bed, go ahead!  Hit
me while I'm down.
************************
AJ:  Are you saying I'm not responsible?
Hannah:  Given your current circumstance . . . What do you think my answer
is?
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Scotty:  Well, you know, uh, I getcha a hotel room here.  I uh kinda got
connections here.
Laura:  Be careful.  If I were Felicia, that's all the invitation I would
need.
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10/09/2000
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Sonny:  A mention?  For what?  Alexis told me she told you, you knew
before-before I did.  I didn't see you break any landspeed records to-to
tell me.
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Carly:  You think I had an ulterior motive to make love to you?
Sonny:  (It's) possible.
***************************************
Luke:  Get her out of this - you're the one that got her into this.
Scotty:  No - YOU got her into this!!!
***************************************
Felicia:  No, I am not a promiscuous woman!
Dara:  So that must mean your feelings for Mr. Spencer are very strong.
Felicia:  Was that a question?
***************************************
NOTE:  I think ABC was listening when we told them we didn't approve of
Flea's actions concerning Luke, however I actually felt sorry for her, and
MAD at Dara today.  Is that normal?
***************************************
Sonny:  I-I already told you.  If you'd stop being so sure that I'm in the
wrong you-you might actually hear what I'm trying to say.
Carly:  Well, you have my attention now.
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Luke:  I didn't ask you for help.
Scotty:  No, you didn't.  Your wife did.  Remember her?
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Bobbie (to Felicia):  I don't know what to say.  Thank you doesn't seem
enough.
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Luke:  You don't listen.
Felicia:  Guess not.
Luke:  Shall I grope the rest of my life for a way to thank you, or shall I
just forget all that and break your neck?
Felicia:  Hell if I know.
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Edward:  If that boy had ever fought for anything the way he fights to
drink, he could have ruled the world.
Alan:  Stop talking about him in the past tense.  He's going to recover.
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Dara:  Mac, I'm sorry.  I didn't want to hurt you.
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Sonny:  That was the excuse, not the reason.
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Sonny:  I want you to keep being my wife.
Carly:  I can't believe you said that.
Sonny:  Did I do okay?
Carly:  Yeah, you did great.
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Sonny (to Carly):  Are you still interested in going upstairs?
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Emily:  How are you?
AJ:  Fine.
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Lucky:  Does my mom know?
Roy:  She was in the courtroom.  It was a drag the way it happened.
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Laura:  To Luke and his alibi.  May they be very happy together.
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Luke:  I'm worried about somebody who can see something positive out of
this mess.
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Luke:  See ya
Felicia:  On the outside.
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10/06/2000
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Carly:  I value your input here ok?
Sonny:  Okay, since when?
*********************
Sonny:  I owe you, uh at least, you know, one more dinner before our
marriage is over.
*********************
Luke:  Look, they tell me you turned out to be a competent attorney, why
can't you get me acquitted without blowing Felicia's life to hell?
Scotty:  Oh!  So wait a second!  You're starting to have some qualms about
ruining someone's marriage?!?
*********************
Scotty:  Oh come on Spencer!  This is all your doing!  You pry a married
woman away from her husband, a husband who loved her, now you don't think
there's going to be some kind of uh, repercussion there?!?  But you know
what the funny thing is?  Every time you do this, it never comes back and
hits you.  And what mystifies me, of all, is that these women will throw
their lives away to defend you, and I don't think you're worth it!
*********************
QUESTION:  I thought Carly & Sonny HAD to stay married forever, or else
Carly would be called on to testify against him.  Period.  What is this
about Carly & Sonny can get "un-married" now?
*********************
Sonny:  Did anybody call?
Carly:  Uh, no.
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Carly:  Fine, I'm going with you.
Sonny:  Why?
Carly:  Because, Luke is my uncle and I should show my support too, if
you're gonna.
Sonny:  You HATE Luke!
Carly:  Well I don't want to see him spend the rest of his days in jail!
Sonny:  You're gonna go dressed like that? (Carly was in a backless,
strappy evening dress)
Carly:  No, (Grabs a sweater)
Sonny:  Whatever you want.
*********************
Lucky:  You've made mistakes too, Jason, miscalculated, my brother nearly
died from a bullet that you didn't see coming.  Now, Elizabeth tells me
that you were pretty hurt this last year, I doubt that was from a
motorcycle accident.
*********************
Roy (about Flea):  . . . I didn't feel comfortable like going to her, and
making it even harder by trying to talk her out of it at the last minute.
Luke:  You prefer that she tortures herself?
*********************
Luke:  Now look, this jury, manipulated into this sticky, sentimental
terrain by a less than skillful prosecution is going to conclude that she's
just lying to protect me anyway!
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Bobbie:  How did you find out?
Laura:  Amy!
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Laura:  Ok, so let me take a WILD guess!  Luke ordered you, and Scotty, and
Roy, and what? EVERYBODY? not to tell me that he had been captured and that
there was a trial starting?
Bobbie:  mmm hmmm.  Because he wanted to spare you.
Laura:  Well, at least he's consistent!
*********************
Sonny:  Johnny, Go ahead and uh, drive around the lake until I tell you to
stop.  And don't be peekin'!
Carly:  (giggle)
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Luke:  Don't do this-Don't do this!  Ask her about my character or
something, just get her off the stand.
Scotty:  You're character STINKS!
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10/05/2000
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Emily:  I thought cars were supposed to be reliable.
Zander:  Maybe the cars in your family.
********************
QUESTION:  Why aren't Chloe's headaches returning?  Without her medicine,
doesn't she get sick(er)?  Or did I miss something there?
********************
Dara:  I can hear you in the hall !!!
Alexis:  Well, I suppose that wouldn't be very difficult when you've got
your ear pressed to the door!
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Flea:  It's a funny twist of fate, isn't it?  The night that I betray my
husband, my marriage turns around?
********************
Alexis:  Denying me contact with Luke is a violation of his rights and
mine, and YOU KNOW IT!
Dara:  We'll see.
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BLOOPER? ( I did a double take on this line)
Jason:  Good.  Now get back in your car and drive back to Port Charles and
you tell Sorrel to leave Emily and Zander alone.  Is that clear?
Don't bother coming back for your car, I already cleaned it out.
********************
Luke (to the Guard):   . . . LUNCHTIME!  I hate to miss that succotash and
squirrel stew!
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Helena:   . . . I always find our time together so stimulating.
Luke:  I'll bet you say that to all the guys on death row.
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Helena:  I must admit that I'm going to miss you when you're locked away.
I could consider visiting, but then a penitentiary seems so, so vulgar.
Luke:  Well, why don't you hang on until the jury brings back a verdict
before you block out your winter schedule?
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Helena:  I can't tell you how it distresses me to see you like this.
Luke:  Oh Darlin', it distresses me to see you at all.
********************
Luke:  If Stefan is dead, I have no doubt that you killed him.  And I'm not
complainin'.  I mean, I would have preferred that you dropped him a LONG
time ago.
********************
Luke:  Yeah, Tell me Helena.  What WILL Lucky think?
********************

10/04/2000
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Carly:  Toaster Waffles!  You know?  You take them out of the freezer, you
put them in the toaster, and it's almost like homemade?
Sonny:  If you-If you want me to make waffles, all you gotta do is ask.
Carly:  What's the matter with Toaster Waffles?
Sonny:  I'll make you the best waffles you ever had.
Carly:  Now see, if you want to have breakfast with me, why don't you just
ask?
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AJ:  You're punishing me!  Right?  That's what this is all about!  You
can't find my little sister, you've lost your Golden Boy, so let's lock up
AJ!
*******************
Bobbie:  Scott Baldwin will be brilliant!  To impress Laura if nothing
else.
*******************
Bobbie:  Did you know Luke was the mayor once?
Roy:  There's a terrifying thought.
*******************
Carly:   Where are you going?
Sonny:  Out.
Carly:  When will you be back?
Sonny:  Whenever.
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Bobbie:   . . . it's going to make me feel a lot better knowing that you
have FINALLY told Sonny how you REALLY feel!
Carly:  Actually, Sonny thinks we're getting an annulment.
*******************
Sonny:  Overconfidence can be dangerous.
*******************
Bobbie:  Well Honey, if this is another PLAN of yours, why don't you just
forget it.  Right now.
Carly:  Does-does seducing him count as a plan?
*******************
Carly:  Yeah, I have kind of a bad track record in courtrooms anyway.
*******************
Carly (about the wine):  I figured if I couldn't pronounce it, maybe it
might be a good one.
*******************
Mac:  Felicia, whatever happens to Luke now has nothing to do with us . . .
*******************

October 3rd
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Chloe:  Hey!  The one good thing about having Helena for a mother is that
you know your way around a ship.
Stefan:  Hmmm . . . Remind me to thank her.
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Stefan:  You're very thorough . . . but there's a flaw in your plan.
Chloe:  What?  That you didn't think of it first?
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Gia:  A message a day kept my mother at bay.
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Gia:  I'm fine with walking.
Nikolas:  In the dark?
Gia:  That's what streetlights are for.
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Gia:  On the other hand, if you're desperate for company . . .
Nikolas:  No, uh, I'm not.
Gia:  You know the problem with this soup is it could make me a target for
wild dogs.
Nikolas:  Yeah, and I just pity those dogs.
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Edward:  Do you have any idea how much you drank?
AJ:  Considering how I feel - uh - not enough.
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Edward:  You were half-dead when they brought you in.
AJ:  Sorry about that.  Better luck next time.
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Alexis (about Luke):  He's listening.
Scotty:  How can you tell?  Is there an ON/OFF switch?
Alexis:  Only visible to me.
Scotty:  Maybe he needs a couple of new batteries.
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Luke (holding up fingers):  Number One:  There's no body - I repeat - no
body!
                  Number Two:  There's no witness to this cadaver-less
crime.
               Number Three:  There are no fingerprints on very SUSPICIOUS
evidence.
Shouldn't you be takin' notes? Or do you expect me to sit up all night
making flashcards?
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Scotty:  The District Attorney is no dummy.
Luke:  The District Attorney seems to have missed a day in Criminal Law
where they talked about "reasonable doubt."  Did you sleep through that
too?  Because I'm sure Alexis can explain it to you.
Alexis:  You know something?  You're giving me a migraine.
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Alexis:  OK!  By now the judge already hates you, and the jury is not
favorably impressed.
Luke:  I'm not running for office.
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Scotty (about Stefan):  Hated him huh?  As in, you wished him dead?  You
would threaten him with bodily harm over and over again in front of a lot
of witnesses?
Luke:  Not "over and over again," just CONSTANTLY!
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Luke:  You know if you want to play doomsday court with this idiot - go
ahead!  I'll meditate.
Alexis:  Oh great!  That oughta help.
Scotty:  You know, between his arrogance and his love of the Dalai Lama
here, he is headed right for Sing-Sing.
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Alexis (to Luke):  Be transformed by tomorrow!
Scotty:  Oh that's a good one - how ya gonna do that?
Alexis:  Because he's a master of disguise.  Right?
Luke:  Right!  Who do you want me to be tomorrow?
Scotty:  Someone who looks clean and innocent.
Alexis:   A clean shaven pillar of rectitude
Luke:  Fine!  But this "pillar of rectitude" is gonna testify!
Scotty:  Well, then I quit!
Luke:  Oky Doky!
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Gia:  Well that was a first for me, having my own personal body guard.
Nikolas:  Well, I only came along to protect the innocent people who are
unlucky enough to get in your path.
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Monica:  Well, what's more important, Alan?  Keeping AJ happy, or keeping
him alive?
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Taggert's mom:  I don't worry.  I take charge!
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Dara:  I'm feeling unusually generous tonight.
Scotty:  I could tell.
Dara:  The mood won't last.
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(about Luke & Laura)
Scotty:  Now tell me you have the sense God gave a goose, and you told her
about the trial.
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Gia:  I'm chief of neurosurgery.
Helena:  Well in that case I would know you, and I don't.
Gia:  Well then, you recently had a brain operation?
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Nikolas (to Helena):  Are you going to leave, or should I call security?
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Nikolas:  And you don't get to choose my associates.
Helena:  Associates?
Nikolas:  Yes, my friends, the women I date, whoever I marry, are we clear?
Helena:  Marry?
Gia:  Don't get carried away now!  I'm EXTREMELY selective.  And what makes
you think you made the cut?
Helena:  Dabble wherever you wish, my darling, but marriage?
Gia:  NOBODY "dabbles" with me!
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Helena:  Nikolas, have you forgotten who you are?
Nikolas:  Not at all, but apparently you have.
(wow!  Helena's eyes here!  If looks could kill . . .)
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Nikolas:  I am the heir to the title, as well as the estate.  You say you
care about tradition?  How is the heir traditionally treated?
Helena:  Well, I was only thinking of your well being.
Nikolas:  You might think of your own.
(Helena looks miffed, as Gia grins)
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Gia:  So that dynasty stuff was literal?  And the title?  What's that?  Sir
Nikolas?  Count Nikolas?
Nikolas:  (whispers) Prince.
Gia:  That wasn't a joke?
Nikolas:  Ridiculous isn't it?
Gia:  A little unusual, but it beats being a frog.
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Alexis:  My credibility is shrinking so fast it'll be smaller than my
teddy!
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Stefan:  My nephew will be protected.  If I have to return from the dead.
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10/02/2000
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Sonny:  I'm giving you an annulment
Carly:  HeHeHa!  Making this the marraige that WASN'T.
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Carly (to Sonny):  No-No, I'm not going to do it.  And you can't make me!
*************************
Elizabeth (to Lucky):  Last one out buys the burgers in Kirbyville.
*************************
Sonny:  You were running up the stairs, slamming the bedroom door be-before
we got anywhere near the "I DO" s.
Carly:  I'm not allowed to, what? have cold feet?!?
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Sonny:  What's the problem?  There was a situation, I handled it.
Carly:  I'm a situation now?
(NOTE to Sonny:  Open mouth, insert foot.)
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Carly (to Sonny):   . . We've gone this far without killing each other,
what's a - what's a couple more months?  I can do it if you can.
*************************
Zander (to Emily):  Maybe Juan's too stupid to see how special you really
are.
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Alexis:  Just because I'm your neighbor doesn't make me an attorney on
demand.
Sonny:  We're in crisis control.
Carly:  "Control" being the operative word here!
Sonny:  Don't-don't mind her.
Carly:  What?  I'm just the little woman?
Sonny:  Not for long, I'm going to make you happy even if it kills me.
Alexis:  Do I detect a difference of opinion?
Carly:  Yes.
Alexis:  Well why don't you two kids kiss and make-up? Because you're Mr.
and Mrs. until the trial is over.
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Nikolas:  Since when are you the voice of reason?
Gia:  It worked.
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Alexis:  I don't make the laws, Sonny
Sonny:  Yeah, but you can bend them,
Alexis:  Not in this case
Sonny:  There's got to be an option.
Alexis:  You had one, you eliminated it.
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Carly:  That is not going to happen.  Jason doesn't want to do it and we're
not forcing him!
Alexis:  Then you're looking at HIS & HER towels.
Carly:  We'll manage.
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Edward:  Well Monica, that leaves you and me as the guilty parties.
Monica:  Speak for yourself, Edward!
*************************
Alan:  With a family like ours, it's no wonder AJ'd try to drink himself to
death!
*************************
Sonny (to Carly):  How?  You like to fix things even when they don't need
to be fixed.  That's compulsion.  How you gonna stop that?
*************************
(Juan runs off)
Nikolas:  JUAN!
Gia:  What DOES that girl see in him?
Nikolas:  Beats me.  Look-uh, Don't let him get to you, ok?
Gia:  Him?  No way!  I've been insulted by experts.
Nikolas:  uh, he he he  (sheepish grin)
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Elizabeth:  I'm going to keep telling myself it's not his fault.  It's the
PROGRAMMING that's making him different.
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Alan (to Edward):  You're an addict's worst nightmare!
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Sonny:  You're a good person Carly, despite all the trouble you make.
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