Abbie dishes up the best lines from each episode!

03/29/01 Thursday
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Gia:  Why don't you like this place?
Nikolas:  Well, pick a reason.  First, Lucky's father owns the place, he
hates my guts.  I was shot and nearly died in the parking lot . . .
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(to Lucky)
Luke:  It's Claude's fault.  I keep firing him, but he keeps showing up!
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Luke:  That's where all my customer's went.  They come here expecting
Blues, they get Bob-the-bartender-Marley.
Lucky:  Yeah, I did notice that the crowd was a little thin.
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Gia:  You know?  That's a lot of attitude for someone whose psycho
boy-on-the-side just beat up the guy she's supposed to love, to a pulp.
You not only cheated on Lucky with the terminator, but you got away with it
AND you got to be the Face of Deception.  Now you wanna break up me and
Nikolas?  How much is enough for you?
Liz:  You know what?  You're right.  I have everything I want.  Lucky
forgave me.  So, let's see if Nikolas has the same reaction when I tell him
what you've been up to!
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Bobbie:  Why don't you go home and get some sleep?
Luke:  Sleep's for narcoleptics.
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03/30/01 Friday
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Elton:  Oh, I did a tropical wedding once.  It was so exciting!  The bride
wore a grass skirt and practically nothing else, the groom wore cut-off
trousers and this ridiculous hat with little fish hooks dangling in it -
was his idea, not mine - tho I must say it made quite an impression, oh and
the reception was a Luau complete with poi!
Sonny: That's nice.
Elton:  Oh, I'm sorry uh, I do go on and on, don't I?  I've had quite a bit
of coffee this morning,
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Sonny:  Elton, can you just get the door, please?
Elton:  Certainly!  You're really not the chatty type, are you Mr. C?
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Monica:  I wanted to keep this quiet.
Alan:  Well, it's too late for that, I've already told father.
Monica:  Oh?  That's why he smiled at me this morning.
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Monica:  I'm not going to die.  Not this time, because when I get finished
with you, that necklace is gonna be at least 5 ft. long!
Alan:  You're always hitting me up for jewelry.
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Monica:   . . . And don't listen to your father.
AJ:  I haven't for years, don't worry.
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WOW!  Lucky looks HOT in that green jacket!

03/28/01 Wednesday
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(about Luke)
Roy:  He's a character.
Melissa:  He'd have to be, to put up with you.
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Roy:  I'm not asking you to leave, way things have been going, we can't
afford to turn people away.
Melissa:  You really know how to make me feel good.
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Roy:  I hate to break it to you, pal, but you have always been a bad liar.
Melissa:  Unlike you?
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QUESTION:  Are we going to get to watch a music montage every episode now? I don't really mind, but it sure cuts down on the dialogue and makes my job a little difficult (or easier depending on how you look at it).  hee hee.

 03/27/01 Tuesday
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Luke:  What are you?  Deaf?  I'm telling you I will never be indebted to a
Quartermaine.  No way!
AJ:  Suit Yourself.
Luke:  I usually do.
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Roy:  I thought you cleaned up your act AJ.
AJ:  Well, the reason I cleaned up my act left town.
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Luke:  I've only got the same old idea - get my Ice Princess back.
Flea:  By next week?
Luke:  Oh, maybe if I hang Helena up by her heels, and poke her with a
pinata stick she'll tell me where it is.
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(to Flea about his club)
Luke:  I've shed blood for this place, I've plugged up bullet holes in the
walls, I've filled in bomb craters in the parking lot, I've fought off mob
takeovers and police raids.  I'm telling ya, there's no way some bank's
gonna come in here like a pin striped vulture and pick it all apart!
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Roy:  I gotta tell you it's hard for me to picture you with Carly.
AJ:  Yeah, it was hell.  And that's being kind.
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03/26/01 Monday
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Zander:  Hey, I can take care of myself!
Ned:  Do you have a death wish or something?
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Luke:  Don't go Florence Nightengale on me, I prefer you as Orphy Goodlove,
ace detective and sensuality expert.
Flea:  I'll find another way to relax you, if this doesn't work.
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Ned:  I'll go pack my bag and meet you at your place in 1 hour.  How does
that sound?
Alexis:  Unbelievably reasonable.
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03/23/01 Friday
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(to Monica)
Alan:  Besides, where else would I go?  I live in your house.
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(to Ned)
Alexis:  I got here as soon as I got your note.  I think I ran over two
people on Riverside, and I don't know what I did to the group of teenagers
that I plowed into.  I think that they're going to sue me, but it's a good
thing that I can defend myself . . .
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Ned:  I've got some popcorn over there.  I've got some light refreshments
on ice.
Alexis:  And you chose a public pier why?
Ned:  Well, I get the feeling this is where you take a lot of your meetings
with your clients.  So, just in case on of your clients happens to call -
you know with a crisis, and needs your immediate attention, chances are
they'll be standing right over there.  Which cuts down on travel time.
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Ned:  And last but not least - this is a high crime area, and I plan on
stealing someone's heart tonight.
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(To his parents)
Lucky:  When I have kids, I'm gonna realize there comes a point when
they're grown and my permission slip to interfere will be revoked.
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Hannah:  AJ, I want my future to be much more than an extended run of
co-dependancy with a very troubled man.
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Comment:  No offense, but Zander just doesn't THINK!  "I'll just take a cab
back to Alexis"  Doesn't he remember the last time he went off by himself
and got kidnapped?  Also, isn't the kid wearing an ankle monitor?  Do the
police monitor that thing?  I swear Zander's been out of the permitted
monitoring range before, and yet he hasn't been caught by the PD?
Of course this IS the PCPD we are talking about, I know . . .  sigh.  ; )
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03/22/01 Thursday
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Zander:  I wish there was something, I don't know, I could do to return the
favor.
Alexis:  You gonna buy me a tie?
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Edward:  I swear, first the strike, then this infernal diet!  What's the
use of outlasting anybody if they don't even feed you?
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COMMENT:  Doesn't Luke realize a computer can't DELETE a CD-ROM?  HELLO???
Mr. Computer Savvy is slipping.
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Alan:  Every woman you've ever known in your life - you've made her suffer.
Edward:  That's a boldfaced lie!  We are completely happy, aren't we dear?
Lila:  I shall take the fifth.
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Hannah:  What is it about these Quartermaine men?
Alexis:  I don't know.  They're smart, they're funny, they're handsome &
charming, and other than that they're clueless.
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Ned:  Oh please, speak to us of love and marraige.
AJ:  Well I'll stake my one failure to your five anyday!
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(about Alexis)
AJ:  She's a top notch attorney, Nes.  You think that's an accident?  She
loves her work, and so does Hannah.
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Ned:  You can't be serious.
AJ:  Watch and learn.
Alan:  I think he's on to something.
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Luke:  Orphy . . .
Flea:  Yes?
Luke:  Thanks for breakfast.
Flea:  You're welcome Hiram. (she closes the door on her way out) It was
lunch.
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03/21/01 Wednesday FIRST DAY OF SPRING!
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(after Monica & Alan leave)
Ned:  You realize you're the only adult out of this whole crowd, you know.
Emily:  I miss them.
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Alexis:  Sorry, I didn't have time to get it wrapped - correction - I
didn't have time to stand in line and let somebody else wrap it.
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Zander:  Why would you get me a watch?
Alexis:  For one thing, it will help with your curfew.
Zander:  Yeah, but this is like a really good watch.
Alexis:  I'm glad you like it.
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Emily:  We're gonna go upstairs for a little while.
Ned:  No, no.  You'll stay right in this room, young lady.
Alexis:  My God!  You're channeling Edward!
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Hannah:  Where's your flask?
AJ:  My pocket.
Hannah:  Yeah right.
AJ:  Want to search me?
Hannah:  In your dreams.
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Zander:  What did you do to Alexis?
Ned:  Alexis!  Call off your dogs!
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COMMENT:  Alexis - you GO GURL!
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03/20/01 Tuesday
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Luke:  Suppose I, in a moment of madness or passion, offer to trade you
something for the Ice Princess?
Helena:  And what could you possibly have that would be of comparable
value?
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Helena:  Perhaps Cousin Darius is slipping?
Luke:  Perhaps you're the one who's slipping my dear.  You've grossly
miscalculated this time, and that's because you've been distracted.  You
have sons you kill who won't die.  You have grandsons, and heirs, and
others who can't stand the sight of ya!
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Carly:  It's too late for Christmas, we're already married, Sonny.  You are
going to have to find a better way to distract me, or tell me the truth!
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Sonny:  Your life isn't in danger.
Carly:  That wouldn't be another one of those pats on the head would it?
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(to Flea)
Luke:  What I know, is the usual Helena thing.  She sort of says ominous,
obtuse things and you don't know what the hell she's talking about, but you
get the general idea.
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Carly:  So what?  The adults are gonna talk, and I should go up to my room?
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03/19/01 Monday
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(to Bobbie)
Luke:  So what did Roy do?  Play dead again?  Bleedin' all over some
sidewalk?
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Nikolas:  Well, when you're doing P.R. the idea is to make people like you,
they call you back, they do what you want.
Gia:  Well, we all can't be as wonderful as you.
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(to Bobbie about Melissa)
Luke:  What kind of idiot moves from Chicago to Port Chuck?
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(about Roy)
Luke:  Well at least he's not a back stabbin' Australian Con Man, or a
Cassadine, or somebody that beats you around, or sleeps with your daughter
- as far as we know . . .
Bobbie:  Will you stop?  Okay, I will admit that some of my choices in men
have been (pauses) questionable.
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(about Melissa)
Roy:   . . . And she wanted to be near somebody she knows.
Flea:  Oh really?  She has no other friends in the entire world, except for
the one man she forgives for ruining her life?
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Roy:   Damn Felicia!  Anybody ever tell you, you'd make a real good P.I. ?
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Liz:  Maybe I shouldn't have come up here.
Jason:  But you did.
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Flea:  Do you think Helena's setting you up?
Luke:  It may have absolutely zippety to do with doo-dah.
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Luke:  Hello, baby.
Helena:  Luke!  It's been far too long.
Luke:  You miss me?
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COMMENT:  I LOVE it when the mortal enemies start talking in their bedroom
voices . . .
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03/16/01 Friday
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Carly:  Are you trying to get rid of me?  By any chance?
Sonny:  A little bit.  (grins)
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Sonny:  I want you to get Sorrel's trial date moved up.
Alexis:  Why?
Sonny:  Because I asked.
Alexis:  I don't think that the court will see that as a sufficient cause.
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Emily:  I want my family to realize what a wonderful person you are.
Zander:  I wouldn't go that far.
Emily:  Ok, well at least a civilized deviant.
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Alexis:  You know, it would be a really good idea if you could just give me
all the information up front.  You see?  And then I wouldn't have to guess!
Sonny:  Gotta keep you interested.
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03/15/01 Thursday
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(To Monica)
Alan:  There's got to be some reason why they call these the Golden Years.
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(to Luke)
Flea:  Sorry, I thought you were alone.
Laura:  You were mistaken.
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Luke:  Well, I'm determined to help Lucky whether he likes it or not.
Laura:  Well, wouldn't it be better if he liked it?
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03/14/01 Wednesday
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Scotty:  Did you drop by to pay my legal fees?
Luke:  You're in my will.
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(to Scotty)
Luke:  Pick a window or a door, pal, cuz you're going out of one of them.
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(to Luke)
Laura:  Breaking you out could be a full time job for somebody.  And I've
already got one.
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(to Laura)
Luke:  Look, you don't beat the Queen of the Damned by going to a shrink!
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(about Lucky's brainwashing)
Laura:  That is over!
Luke:  Are you sure of that?  Or is that what you tell yourself in order to
sleep at night?
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Luke:  She is not finished.
Lucky:  She could be, if you ever could stop doing things like, kidnapping
my brother and threatening to strangle him in front of Helena!  Let me tell
you Dad!  You need a shrink, not me!
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COMMENT:  For not wanting to be a model, Elizabeth sure seems to like
wearing that dress!  She hasn't changed her outfit in over 3 episodes!
Geez!
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Bobbie:  If you had just come back from a road trip with my brother . . .
Scotty:  Ooh!  I'd rather have a root canal.
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I'm not sure what the Helena code phrase is now, but here's what she said
to Lucky:
1)  Well, I merely wish to inquire about your family, Lucky.
2)  Or you'll what?  Say "Hello" to your father for me.
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03/13/01 Tuesday
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(to Carly about Jason)
Gia:  You were about to tell me something really important, and then
motorcycle boy here, showed up.
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Laura:  I'm not selling.  Carly and I have agreed to work together.
Sonny:  And what do you think the odds are of that, realistically?
Laura:  I'll keep you posted
Scotty:  She's not selling, so go launder your dirty sock someplace else!
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Roy:  So, have you ever stopped to think about what it might take for the
two of you - you and Helena - to call a truce?
Luke:  It would take one of us dying a horrible death.  Look, I killed her
husband and her firstborn - nevermind that Mikkos was freezing the world
and Stavros was raping my wife.
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Lucky:  Well, we could lock Carly in the trunk of her limo and tell her
gangster driver to take a ride on a bumpy road.  How's that sound?
Liz:  Sounds better all the time.
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(to Jason)
Carly:  I know that you have a thing for these virginal cheerleader types. . .
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Roy:  I'm getting into the "Love Reunion" mode.
Luke:  The "Love Reunion" mode?
Roy:  You oughtta try it sometime, pal.  Do you good!  Call somebody up and
you get to see your own love reunion.
Luke:  I've made those calls, man.  Nobody answers me, they don't even
return my calls.
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Liz:  Lucky is my only boyfriend.
Gia:  Oh get real, Elizabeth!  I've seen the way you look at Jason.  I mean
I can't say I blame you, because the boy's a hottie.
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03/12/01 Monday
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Gia:  You made me try horseback riding and now it's my turn.  You're about
to learn the finer points of the Sport Of Kings - Darts.
Nikolas:  Contraire, Princess Sparky, cuz the Sport of Kings is horse
racing!
Gia:  Fine then, the Sport of Real People.  Don't you aspire to be one
someday?
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(to Sonny)
Scotty:  You mob guys - you're all alike.  You're like street punks in
fancy suits.  But you must have some brains to get this far . . .
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(to Carly)
Laura:   . . . And if I agree, that would mean that we were in this thing
together, and that all the threats & manuevering behind each other's backs
would have to come to an end, and that we would have to reach a total, and
complete, honest, fair compromise.  Do you really think you're capable of
that?
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Sonny:  Oh, this is about Karen.
Scott:  Well give the little man a cigar, he remembers her name!
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QUESTION:  What is up with Liz trying to educate Jason on photo shoot
etiquette?  I found that entire conversation very dull.  Jason probably did
too.  I know she was nervous and trying to explain things, but they could
have made this scene a little more interesting.
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(about Carly)
Laura:  What are you looking for?
Scotty:  Where'd you hide her body?
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Laura:  My partner and I seem to have reached a new level of understanding.
Scotty:  Let me ask you something then, Laura.  When you were up on the
roof, did you trip and fall on your head?
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Carly:  I made a mistake.
Sonny:  One of many.
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Jason:  You're in my room.
Gia:  Well, I knocked, why didn't you answer?
Jason:  You could have had a gun.
Gia:  You must live an interesting life.
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03/09/01 Friday
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Nikolas:  Why should you sit in a studio watching from the sidelines while
Elizabeth just jumps into the job of your dreams?
Gia:  Stick the knife in a little deeper, why don't you?
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Ned:  It's cold out.
Chloe:  Spring is just around the corner.
Ned:  Which means it's not here yet.
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(to Laura about Liz)
Carly:  I'm not going to let you waste my husband's money on Frosty the
Snow Waitress here!
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Liz:  I can't do this.
Carly:  I couldn't agree more.
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(to Chloe)
Ned:  Isn't there a twelve step program for people like you?  Romantics
Anonymous or something?
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Alan:  Bobbie, is it possible you're overreacting?
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Nikolas:  Donut?
Gia:  Eh, why not?  My career's over, and I may never sit down again
without pain.
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03/08/01 Thursday
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Nikolas:  I kinda had uh . . late night last night.
Gia:  And I suppose you're blaming me for that?
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(to Gia)
Nikolas:  Trust me, there are some people it pays to avoid!
(opens the door to Helena)
AHA!  Case in point.  Hi Grandma!
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Mac:  You haven't heard.  I quit my job.
Alexis:  You did?  Look at you!  You got your own park bench already!
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Roy:  Luke, look this is Turkey.  They can do whatever they want.
Luke:  Yeah, except teach a toilet to flush.
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(to Roy)
Luke:  . . . I charge in on my steed, and I rescue the Princess before the
Queen Of The Damned realizes the castle is being stormed.
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(to Alexis)
Mac:  Look at it this way, now that I'm gone, maybe you'll win a few more
cases.
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Alexis:  Okay, you see that's what happens when you sit on a park bench,
you start waxing philosophical.
Mac:  The luxury of the unemployed.
Alexis:  And since I'm not, I'm outta here.
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(to Roy)
Luke:  If they're comin' my way you better call Alexis and tell her to bone
up on "How to bribe a Turkish Judge."
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Nikolas:  Just be careful, that's it.
Alexis:  I will.  I promise.  I will look before I cross the street.  Both
ways.
Nikolas:  Now that's not funny.
Alexis:  I know.
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(to the Bank Security Officer)
Luke (as Darius):  Now if you'll excuse me, I have very private business to
conduct with my box.
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(to Alexis)
Helena:  Ladies don't "lurk."  But then you mother obviously forgot to
teach you that.
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Bobbie:  Amy, don't you have work to do?
Amy:  Actually, I'm all caught up.
Bobbie:  Well, I'm not.
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Helena:  You have no idea what's coming.
Alexis:  You always say that.
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If you missed this episode - you really missed some HILARIOUS acting!  I
LOVED IT!

03/7/01 Wednesday
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Carly:  You know you don't have the right to come barging into our house!
Laura:  Oh, and where should I be?  On the roof of our office building
maybe?!?
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Sonny:  What do you want, Laura?
Scotty:  What do you think she wants, Fonzie?
Laura:  Please, let me handle this.
Carly:  Oh, the queen has spoken.
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Emily:  Jason, Thanks for rescuing Zander, really!
Jason:  It won't happen again.
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Carly:  Is this how you think you deal with business?  Huh?  You have a bad
night so you come crying to my husband?
Laura:  Was I talking to you?
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Carly:  Now I saved your reputation to the press and you should be thanking
me.
Laura:  OH MY GOD!  Do YOU even know when you're lying?1?
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COMMENT:  Is it just me?  Or is Lucky starting to show some Cassadine
traits?  He sounds subtly manipulative.  Always talking about his and Liz's
dream, ignoring the fact that she is obviously uncomfortable with modeling?
Is this some of Helena's programming?  I think maybe so.
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Liz:  Gia came in a Chloe Morgan.
Emily:  Oh no!
Liz:  Yes!  Obviously to make me look bad.
Emily:  Oh right, like that could happen.
Liz:  Oh.
Emily:  Well, at least we know where she spent all that blackmail money.
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LOL - Sonny called Scotty, "Mr. Insignificant!"  hee hee
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Nikolas:  Just keep your eyes open, that's all I'm saying.  And watch your
back, k?
Gia:  I will, and I am.
Nikolas:  After all, it's your best side.
Gia:  Excuse me?!?
Nikolas:  You heard me.
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(as Gia smacks him with a couch pillow)
Nikolas:  Stop!  Okay, Stop!  If I get you a present will you stop?
Gia (sweetly):  Yes.
Nikolas (mimicking her):  "Yes."  Ok, fine, I've been waiting for the
perfect time for this anyway.  Here.
Gia:  What is this?  A book?
Nikolas:  Maybe.
Gia:  Are you serious?
Nikolas:  Just open it and read it, whatever, open it.
Gia:  Well, it better not be in Latin.
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Nikolas:  Well you haven't read this one, believe me.
Gia(reading the title):  "Get Out Of Your Own Way Now?"
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Gia:  Fine, I'll read, you listen.
Nikolas:  No, I'm out of here.
Gia:  Oh come on, come on.
Nikolas:  No.  Oh God.
Gia (reading):  "Are you lonely?  Do you feel rejected when the phone
doesn't ring?  Are you underemployed?  Do you wake up in the middle of the
night longing for a beautiful woman to share your bed?"
Nikolas:  It doesn't say that.
Gia:  Yes it does! (continues reading) "Do you have delusions of  grandeur?
Make incredibly rude remarks, even though you are well brought up?  Do you
believe you're a Prince - just because you drive a Jag?"
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Alan:  How could I stop loving you after all this time?
Monica:  You haven't tried to drop a roof on my head in years!
Alan:  I wanted to.  Does that count?
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Alan:  What a couple of losers.
Monica:  Thanks.
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NOT FOR LAUGHS - BUT BECAUSE THEY GIVE ME HOPE:
Laura:  Goodnight Scotty.
Scotty:  You sure?
Laura:  For now.
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03/6/01 Tuesday
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Alexis:  What just happened?
Sonny:  I don't know, but Carly does.
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Alan:  Why are you sitting alone in the dark?
Edward:  Going senile probably.
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Alan:  You're the one who goes on tirades, Father.  The rest of us have
conversations.
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AJ:  Highlight of the party?  Carly strutting around as the Queen of
Deception.
Hannah:  Well, the title certainly fits, doesn't it?
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Laura:  It felt like an eternity to me.
Scotty:  Well, I guess that's true, you were stuck up there with Mac.  He's
like watching paint dry.
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03/05/01 Monday
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Gia:  I don't even know where the roof is.
Carly:  It's up, Gia.
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Carly:  Don't you think you shoulda run AJ past me?
Laura:  Carly, I gave you a guest list, if you didn't read it, that isn't
my fault.
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Amy:  Scotty go do something!
Scotty:  Amy, have a stiff one, all right?
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Alexis:  Where's "press patrol" written on the retainer?
Sonny:  You're so good at it.
Alexis:  The Siberian Tundra's starting to look viable.
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AJ:  Ned, swell party huh?
Ned:  Shouldn't you be falling down drunk by now?
(about Alexis)
AJ:  So she ditched you for a life of crime.  Isn't that a first for one of
your EX-es?
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03/02/01 Friday
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Sonny:  It's your big night.  We're going to have a little champagne,
relax, by the time you get to the party . . .
Carly:  I'll be drunk.
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(sees the "Emergency Road Kit" Mac gave Laura)
Scotty:  What the Sam-hill is that for?
Laura:  Unruly reporters . . .
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Liz:  On top of the world, sounds precarious.
Lucky:  We'll keep each other balanced.
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Sonny:  To my brilliant wife.
Carly:  I'll drink to that.
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Carly:  Look, I don't interfere in your business strategies, do I?  Well,
at least not anymore.
Sonny:  Well, not lately.
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(to Nikolas about her Chloe-Morgan-Original Gown)
Gia:  Well, I'm glad you like it, because you're looking at 5 months rent
in a size 6.
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Carly:  Who invited Alexis?
Sonny:  I did.
Carly:  Why?
Sonny:  Well, because I need somebody to talk to.
Carly:  Well what am I?  Chopped liver?
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(to Sonny)
Carly:  She's gonna stand out like a sore thumb, this is a party for the
fashion world, she'll show up in her no-nonsense, you know, gray power suit
and sensible shoes..
(Johnny opens the door)
Johnny:  Alexis Davis.
(As she walks in, speaking to Carly)
Alexis:  I heard that.
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(to Carly & Sonny)
Alexis:  On a list of 500 things that I would rather not do, this being
499, I believe that's just above the walking tour of the Siberian Tundra.
*************************
Alexis:  Look at me!  I'm a baby sitter!  Looking out for Zander is one
thing - being summoned to go to this, so definely boring corporate party is
another,
Sonny:  Alexis, I owe you.
Alexis:  Yes, you do.
*************************
Carly:  You know what?  If going to my Launch Party is not your idea of a
good time, why don't you just stay home, pop some popcorn, curl up with a
law book . . .
Alexis:  You have no idea how appealing that really sounds.
*************************
ROTFLMAO!  I loved the scene with Carly, Sonny, Alexis, and Johnny getting
into the elevator.
*************************
(about Laura)
Scotty:  Amy, for crying out load, this is her corporate debut, not her
senior prom!
*************************

03/1/01 Thursday
***************************
(about Helena)
Luke:  Maybe Stefan's keeping her busy.  If so, it's the only time he's
ever done anything useful.
***************************
Luke:  The next time I hit the road, I want to have time for pleasure.  I
want you, a big hotel suite, expensive champagne, and a bubble bath.
Flea:  You'll have Roy.
Luke:  And your point is?
Flea:  Well he's cute.
Luke:  You haven't seen him in a bubble bath.
***************************
Flea:  Just come back in one piece.
Luke:  Which piece?
***************************
Carly:  I haven't made one decision since I started working here, Laura!
You picked the office, you picked the building - you picked the BEST
office, and you know what:?  You threw me in a little shoebox across the
hall.
Laura:  I am just trying to get the company up and running, that's all.
Carly:  No, that's not all!  I-I-I haven't made one solitary decision, and
I have closets at home that are bigger than my office!
***************************
(to Laura)
Carly:  Did you not know why I couldn't be here?  That little thing about
my husband getting shot?
***************************
(to Laura about Liz)
Carly:  I am not going to let a little waitress be the Face of Deception!
She can be the Face of Kelly's!  She's good at that!
***************************
(to Laura)
Carly:  You know what?  I'm gonna show you.  Come here Stress Goddess -
sit.
***************************
Carly:  Gia's appeal is for everday women.  For today's woman.  For the
kind of woman who's got a salary, Laura - not an allowance.  The kind of
woman who could actually afford to buy our cosmetics.
***************************
(to Laura)
Carly:  Little Lizzie Webber looks like she should be the model for the
dairy farmer's booth at the state fair.
***************************

02/28/01 Wednesday
***************************
Zander:  Elizabeth's the winner?  That's cool.
Emily:  Well it's not 100% certain yet, but her only competition is Gia and
personality has to count for something.
***************************
Alexis:  How was the wedding?  Anyone leave anyone at the alter?
Sonny:  The ceremony was uneventful.
Alexis:  Really?  How ordinary.
***************************
(to Jason)
Carly:  You remember that night when Sonny and I got married?  You bet me
20 bucks that we'd be happy.  Take it.
***************************
Laura:  Don't waste anymore time trying to contact her, because I'm going
on without her.
Elton & Laura:  BITCH!
(I can't believe they said that!)
***************************
Roy:  . . . and you may now open them.
Bobbie:  I don't wanna know (giggles)
Roy:  Please, ya gotta open them.
***************************
Bobbie:  Oh Roy, is this for me?
Roy:  I think it might be.
***************************
(about Laura)
Elton:  Oh please don't go in there.  She's in the middle of a very
important phone call.
Carly:  No, she's not anymore.  And we don't want to be disturbed, Elton.
***************************

02/27/01 Tuesday
*****************************
Mac:  You don't like the way I do my job Mayor, and I have no use for the
way you do yours.
Mayor:  Commissioner Scorpio . . .
Mac:  EX-Commissioner!  My days as public servant have just ended!  WOO!
YEAH!
*****************************
(talking to Maxie on her cell phone)
Flea:   . . . well I'll go as soon as I can.  Thanks for giving me the
message. Bub-bye.
Luke:  Leave a batch of cookies in the oven?
*****************************
Roy:  We gotta do something to pick up business.
Luke:  Well, tell you what?  Why don't we hire Claude's group back in here?
They're cheap and he sings better than he makes a drink.
*****************************
Sonny:  . . . just pick up and go to the water whenever we disagree?
Carly:  No, cuz then we'd have to live at the beach.
*****************************
Sonny:  . . . things changed when I brought you home.
Carly:  You were lookin' forward to seeing me?
Sonny:  Hell no!  But at least I was interested.
*****************************

02/26/01 Monday
*****************************
Flea:  I was wondering why you knew your way around Helena's bedroom.
Luke:  Oh, well.  I slipped in here a time or two and held a knife to her
throat.  She's been beggin' me to kill her, but you know?  So far, well,
it's still you know, possible.
Flea:  Luke . . .
Luke:  Don't worry about it - it'd be doin' her a favor.  All her best
friends are in hell mixing cocktails.
*****************************
Amy:  Well!  That's what Gia gets for eavesdropping.
Laura:  What did you say?
Amy:  Well you know I can't stand that!  (whispers) Elton!
*****************************
(to Liz)
Lucky:  You want to tell me again how you were planning on staying away
from Jason?
*****************************
Flea:  What's taking so long?
Luke:  Like the lady of the house, her safe is not that easy to crack.
*****************************
Sonny:  Caroline Corinthos, you are my wife for better or for worse.
Carly:  Hopefully for better.
Sonny:  Well, that's the . . . well probably for both, but we'll manage.
*****************************
Gia:  Why don't you just admit it?  You want me to stay because you think
I'm good in bed.
Nikolas:  We haven't even been in a bed.
Gia:  True, every place but.
*****************************

02/23/01 Friday
***************************
Carly:  You're all dressed up, is this a dream?
Sonny:  A dream, she says?
***************************
Nikolas:  Were you planning to sleep all day?
Gia:  I was planning to sleep until spring - maybe summer.
***************************
Nikolas:  I like chaos.
Gia:  Since when?
***************************
(to Nikolas)
Gia:  You see?  You're not going to have any problem finding a new
roommate.  Great place, nominal rent, a cute prince who finally figured out
how the coffee maker works . . .
***************************
Laura:  And I will break the news to Carly.
Elizabeth:  I don't envy you.
***************************
Lucky:  We can do anything you want, we can get dessert at Eli's, we can
take a walk in the snow . . .
Elizabeth:  We can go Ice Skating . . . Just kidding.
***************************
(to Sonny)
Carly:  Nothing can keep us apart now.  Not even us!
***************************
Carly:  This isn't the part where you disappear and never come back,
because you love me so much, is it?
Sonny:  I'd have been gone by now.
Carly:  Just checking.
***************************
Sonny:  Oh that's when wedding dress superstition kicks in?
Carly:  Well yeah, cuz, the other one was just a formality, and this is -
this one really counts.
Sonny:  Yeah, but you heard of superstitions like throwing salt over your
shoulder?
Carly:  No, I'd probably blind the priest.
***************************
QUESTION:  Is Lucky PMS-ing or something?  He's been fighting with everyone in Port Charles ALL WEEK!
***************************

02/22/01 Thursday
*****************************
Carly:  But you know what?  You came down here to break my heart, you did.
It worked.  Only it didn't work the way that you thought.  It didn't work
the way that you planned, Sonny.  Because my heart's breaking for you.
Because you came down here to make me stop loving you, and you didn't.  You
only make me love you more.
*****************************
(to Luke)
Scotty:  Welcher, Home wrecker, exhibitionist, all great qualities Spencer.
*****************************
(to Carly)
Sonny:  I will not risk depriving Michael of his mother.
*****************************
Carly:  You wanna keep me safe?  You'd better hire more guards Sonny,
because I'm gonna follow you.
*****************************
(to Sonny)
Carly:  I'm going to fight dirty, just like you, because I want you to see
something.  We are stronger together than we are apart.
*****************************
Carly:  I'm not leaving until you marry me.  If that priest throws me out,
then I'll sleep on that doorstep.
*****************************

02/21/01 Wednesday
**************************
Luke:  I wanna talk to Gail Baldwin.
Amy:  You could tell me why.
Luke:  Yes, I could.
**************************
Gia:  Mom, whatever I say - you're gonna tell me not to do it - so what's
the point?
**************************
Stefan:  You asked to see me?
Edward:  Why the hell would we do that?
**************************
(to Sonny)
Jason:  Carly's got steel in her.  She does not break or back off.  Carly
does not give up.
**************************
(to Helena)
Nikolas:  How do you think the courts will react when I tell them you
plotted to have me declared insane?  Locked away in an asylum for life?
(to Stefan)
Nikolas:  And that you, you faked your own death and had an innocent man
tried for a murder he didn't commit.  See ya in court!
**************************
Gia:  You've really got this prince thing down cold huh?  I mean you've
almost intimidated me.
Nikolas:  Almost?  Okay, thank you.
Gia:  Well, I just keep telling myself I know what he looks like in his
underwear.
**************************
(about going to the Winterfest)
Luke:  What I don't like is all those people.  All the local-yocals,
wandering around, listening to music, every song has the word "snow" in it.
Flea:  I'll buy you a hot dog that has ketchup, mustard, onions, and that
dreadful squeeze cheese that you like so much.
Luke:  You're a shameless hoochie.
**************************

02/20/01 Tuesday
**********************
Amy:  Laura, family problems are like when your kid gets the chicken pox,
or your hot water heater breaks and it floods your basement, not arson and
assassination.  'Course you did want to be in business with Sonny
Corinthos.
**********************
Emily:  Can I introduce you to Zander.
Jason:  We've met.
Emily:  Not really - you held a gun to him, that doesn't count.
**********************
Elton:  Nobody ever wants my latte.  Well listen, you know where to find
me.
**********************
Alan:  No more arguing, we're here for breakfast.  That's it!
Edward:  What with a career criminal and a deviant?  I'd rather starve.
Alan:  Well go starve somewhere else!
**********************
(After Taggert arrests Jason)
Edward:  The police have done something right for a change.  Why don't you
just take both of them while you're at it?
Zander:  Old man!  Stuff it!
**********************

02/19/01 Monday
**********************
Emily:  Lucky, what was with that?
Lucky:  We were just having a conversation.
Emily:  Yeah, with some intense body language!
Lucky:  Sometimes your brother's hard to reach.
**********************
Stefan:  Good Evening Mother.
Helena:  If someone else had said that 10 minutes ago, I would have agreed.
Stefan:  Am I interrupting?
Helena:  When are you not?
**********************
(about Jason)
Emily:  Lucky, he's not the unabomber, okay?
**********************
Stefan:  Lucky was expendable.  A test case.  Now that you know your
methods produce results - you have no qualms subjecting Nikolas to it.
Helena:  Well, You surprise me Stefan.  I never give you credit for having
any imagination at all.
**********************
Nikolas:  I didn't mean to assume.  It's not a standing date.
Gia:  No, definitely not standing.
**********************
Flea:  Where else could the key be hidden?
Luke:  Almost probably, it's in a place where multitudes have been called
to serve, and few have returned - Helena's room.
Flea:  Oh, well that's occupied.
Luke:  That's right.  She's in there, getting the royal jelly treatment.
**********************
Luke:  You don't trust me alone in Helena's boudoir?
Flea:  I'm saying you don't have a lot of restraints where Helena's
concerned.
Luke:  Well then, why don't we go back to my place, where you can keep me
on a short chain?
**********************

02/15/2001 Thursday
*******************************
Luke:  Wow!  Tough job!  Just you and a couple of beautiful women and a
nice long lens.
Lucky:  Yeah, well it sure beats stackin' boxes at the roadhouse.
*******************************
(to Sonny)
Carly:  What would a holiday be like in our family without a little threat
to your life?  I mean, there was the Christmas shooting, now Valentines Day
explosion, I can't wait for Easter!
*******************************
Lucky:  Hey Dad! (points the camera at Luke)
Luke:  Woah!  Mr. Paparazzi.  Save your film for the babes.
*******************************
NOTE:  Okay, so now Nik & Gia are (what my hometown calls) f*ck-buddies?
*******************************
Bobbie:  Trust me.  This dress is to DIE for!
Carly:  Really?
(bad choice of words Bobbie!)
*******************************

02/14/2001 Wednesday (VALENTINE'S DAY)
*******************************
Alexis:  What's going on?
Chloe:  Isn't it obvious?  I've set you up!
*******************************
(talking about the night Ned & Alexis met)
Chloe:  You told me about Ned shooting rubber bands at Christmas ornaments.
Ned:  I was getting in touch with my inner teenager.
Chloe:  And Ned, you told me about Alexis' "Why I hate Christmas"
proclamation.
Alexis:  My reasons are still valid.
*******************************
Alexis:  Ned and I were at this very bar just a week ago, and it didn't
change a thing.
Chloe:  You didn't have the right ambience.
*******************************
Gia:  I have HAD IT with you and this whole day!
Nikolas:  You don't like Wednesdays?
Gia:  It's Valentines Day okay?  Ok, and don't pretend like you didn't
notice, because it's impossible to miss!  All the stores have these little
red hearts, and those pudgy little cupids plastered all over their windows,
and these greeting cards with these 3rd rate poems like "Sweetheart mine,
our love is divine,"  you know?  And it's not even a real holiday!  It's
just this icky-sticky event designed to sucker in all the goopy-couples,
like Lucky & Elizabeth, and, Do you know what the most obnoxious part about t is?  How these couples make you feel like they're superior, like they've discovered nirvana and anyone who chooses to be independent has some sort of, I don't know spiritual deficiency, but you know? I've got news!  Some of us LIKE being on our own, some of us can actually exists without sappy gifts, flowers that die in 2 days, you know?  We don't need boxes of
chocolate with revolting filling to make us feel complete . . . (Nikolas
cuts her off with a kiss)
*******************************
Alexis:  You said that you would pick me up, but you weren't in the mood.
Ned:  And I'm married.
Alexis:  You also said that you weren't very appealing, which I thought was
actually a good pick-up line.
Ned:  Was it?
Alexis:  Women like self-deprecating men.
*******************************
Ned:  You have a few appealing traits of your own.
Alexis:  I do?  I mean, I'm not trying to be solicitous, well, actually I
am.  My ego's been a little bruised lately.
*******************************
(After Sonny makes it out of the burning building alive, Carly is crying
hysterically.)
Carly:  You're not allowed to die!
Sonny:  I'm not going to die.
Carly:  How do I know that?
Sonny:  Because I'm telling you.
*******************************
(about Jason)
Taggert:  You were in there longer than he was, why aren't you going (to
the hospital)?
Sonny:  Since when are you concerned about my health?
*******************************
DEDICATED TO TRACEY from TRACEY's TAKE:
Ned:  I liked everything about you, even your neurosis.
Alexis:  I liked everything about you too, except that hair under your lip,
but that's gone.
*******************************
Sonny:  Are you okay?
Carly:  You know, well, you know-you almost died TWICE in a row, so no, I'm
definitely not okay.
*******************************

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY EVERYBODY!

GH Lines of the Week 02/13/2001
******************
(to Sonny)
Carly:  Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, The only Valentine I want is you.
******************
Carly:  So when you get home tonight, I want you to be ready to celebrate,
okay?  And don't forget my present.
Sonny:  I'm giving you a company, a second wedding in the Caribbean, what
else could you want?
******************
Nikolas:  Valentine's Day isn't for roommates.
Lucky:  Oh, that's all you and Gia want to be?
Nikolas:  That's right, Yeah, that's right
Lucky:  Okay!
Nikolas:  What?
Lucky:  You know what?  Word of advice, big brother.  I would get the girl
a present, or you're gonna be real sorry.
******************
(to Gia)
Laura: You know, I've never heard Helena described as "Psycho-Grannie"
before.  I have to say that that really tickled me.
******************
Mac:  Felicia, I will never understand you.  You see, I thought that your
idea of romantic was being on the run, chasin' the bad guy, wearing
disguises, now I find out you're a sucker for dancin' gorillas.
******************
(about Scotty)
Laura:  He's just a friend of mine.
Amy:  Mmm Hmm, and I'm a natural blonde.
******************

02/12/2001 Monday
************************************
Stefan:  This is none of your concern.
Gia:  You know who you sound like?  Stef?  Your mother.
************************************
(to Stefan)
Gia:  Don't you have anything to do with you life at all?  I mean, can't
Psycho-Grannie find somebody else to bother?
(Later)
Gia:  I'm nothing like you, Thank GOD!
************************************
Gia:  I'm really sorry if I made things worse.
Nikolas:  No-No, you were great.
Laura:  I'm sure that he'll get over it, although I'm sure Elton is going
to need to pull out the smelling salts.
Gia:  Elton probably has smelling salts.
************************************
(to Sonny)
Carly:  Some of us can't get shot at by a sniper and then come home and
pick up a "To-Do List!"
************************************
Roy:  I rent a blues club now, with a partner.  He's out of town a lot.
He's also out of his mind.
Melissa:  Just like old times.
Roy:  Yeah, except we're legit, mostly.
************************************

02/08/2001 Thursday
***************************
(to Mac)
Flea:  Why don't you allow me?  I think it's better for the Police
Commissioner's ex-wife to get busted for breaking and entering, as opposed
to the Police Commissioner himself.
***************************
Luke:  Come on Barbara.  On the phone you were wound up tighter than a
bubble dancer at a stag party.  What is it?
***************************
(about AJ)
Roy:  He has a serious problem, you know that Hannah.
Hannah:  He has several serious problems.
***************************
(about AJ & Taggert)
Hannah:  What should I do?
Roy: Oh hell, I don't like either one of them.
***************************
Alexis:  Now see, if you can understand that, why can't Ned?
Chloe:  I wasn't left at the alter.
Alexis:  All right, why don't you just tattoo "Flight Risk" across my
forehead and be done with it?
***************************
Liz:  A limo?  Lucky, you did not have to do this.
Lucky:  What?  I made the money in an hour, and I made it for us, okay?  So
let's go have some fun!
***************************
(to Ned & Alexis)
Chloe:  Okay, so Ned needs time with you, and Alexis needs to keep her
professional commitments, so we compromise like grown-ups, instead of
stomping off like 2 year olds.
***************************
Ned:  Somebody has to start the ball rolling.  If it were up to you, we'd
wave at each other, once a month from our own private icecaps.
Alexis:  That's it!  He wants a snow bunny.  You want a snow bunny!  A
little vapid cottontail with no schedule and nothing between her ears but
you-you-you!
Ned:  Tell me where to sign up!
***************************
WOW!  Roy was on FIRE today!
***************************
Emily:  Actually they made up.  Lucky bought her a rose and got her a limo
- it was fabulous!
Zander:  Um, remind me never to fight with you - I couldn't afford it.
***************************

02/07/2001 Wednesday
******************************
Nikolas:  As they say in the movies, "Show me the money."
Gia:  What do you think you're doing?
Nikolas:  It's back rent.  It's time to pay up, come on.
Gia:  No, this is for food.  For dinner.
Nikolas:  Well rent before food, okay?
Gia:  You said I was paid up for this month.
Nikolas:  What about the first three?
Gia:  I gave you emotional support for those.  You're a very high
maintenance kind of guy.
******************************
(to Liz)
Lucky:  You're not seriously upset about this, are you?
******************************
Reginald:  Would you care for some tea?
Lila:  No thank you, Reggie.
Edward:  I'd like a bourbon.
******************************
Carly:  You and me, all by our little selves . . .
Sonny:  Well be careful, I might exert myself.
Carly:  I'll be gentle.
******************************
Alexis:  I'm having one of those things again, you know?
Sonny:  Panic attack?
Alexis:  Yeah.
Sonny:  Well I don't have any bags here.
Alexis:  Oh no, I'm really in poor shape, cuz I'm all out of 'em.
******************************
(to Sonny)
Alexis:  Relationships rarely last, you know?  Especially if you are a
Cassadine, because I should be grateful that this didn't end in a poisoning
or a shooting.
******************************
Sonny:  You don't mind going upstairs do you?
Carly:  I sure as hell do.
******************************
Edward.  Emily belongs in boarding school!  And until you can accept that I
have nothing to say!
Monica:  Well that's a step in the right direction!
******************************
Edward:  We weren't wrong.
Monica:  No, we weren't, you were.
Edward:  Oh no, that's right, Oh ho yes - you shift the blame.
Alan:  I thought you had nothing to say.
******************************
(to Edward)
Alan:  And what did your parenting methods get you?  Tracy?
Monica:  Oh, please don't mention that name in this house.
Edward:  I agree-I agree, It's like tempting fate.
******************************
(about Monica, Alan, & Edward)
Reginald:  Think maybe they'll learn their lesson this time?
Lila:  I wouldn't count on it.
******************************
Nikolas:  I'm always good company!  All right?!?
Gia:  Eww!  And you say I have an attitude problem?
Nikolas:  I'm just trying to keep up with you.
******************************
(to Sonny)
Alexis:  You didn't know me before, but I used to be calm and clear headed
and decisive.  And now I'm frantic and confused and wishy-washy.  I mean
look at this!  You see?  I let a man into my life and now I'm pathetic.
******************************
Nikolas:  Could we just skip the subject of "Deception,"  just for one
night?
Gia:  Don't tell me you're threatened by my impending fame.
******************************
(to Jason about Gia)
Liz:  And it doesn't hurt that she's tall, beautiful, and exotic.  And what
do I have to offer, but my goody-goody muffin face?
******************************
(to Sonny)
Alexis:  . . . I got used to loving Ned.  I think that's the problem.  It
made me feel all warm and fuzzy.  That's the REAL problem, I just described
myself as "fuzzy."
******************************
Sonny:  Alexis is the best attorney I've ever had.  She's gifted,
trustworthy, and efficient.  She could have been gunned down in front of
the PCPD, and she still didn't ditch me as a client.
Carly:  Well that's because you pay her more money than God!
******************************
(to Nikolas about doing Gia's Practice Shoot)
Lucky:  It's not like I'm some professional here!  You know?  I wasn't
giving Gia any edge.  Anybody could have taken those pictures.  It didn't
mean anything to me.
Gia:  Please, stop with the compliments.  I'm getting a swelled head.
******************************

02/06/2001 Tuesday
***************************
Lucky:  You did really good, real responsive.
Gia:  Well you weren't so bad either.  Real responsive.
***************************
Lucky:  . . . except for my fee.
Carly:  150 right?  Teasing!  2 Grand, as agreed, best money that I ever
spent.
***************************
Flea:  I don't eat cheese from a can.
Luke:  Why not?   You drink wine from a bottle.
***************************
Melissa:  How much has Roy told you about his work with the FBI?
Bobbie:  Only the bare bones.
***************************
Gia:  Hey!  You feeling any better?
Nikolas:  Yeah, getting away from  you always clears my head.
Gia:  Yeah, I've noticed, I fluster you sometimes.  It's kind of cute.
***************************
Gia:  I want to take you to dinner.
Nikolas:  Define "take" as in drive?
Gia:  As in pay.
Nikolas:  What happened?  Did you blackmail someone else or get a job I
don't know about?
***************************
Sonny:  I thought I was supposed to stay out of this.
Carly:  I'm not asking you to interfere, Control Freak - just listen.
***************************

02/05/2001 Monday
*****************************
Bobbie:  I know that look.
Flea:  Is it that obvious?
Bobbie:  How is my brother?
Flea:  Well he's home, for one thing.
Bobbie:  Good!
Flea:  He wants to show me his record collection.
*****************************
Roy:  Well actually, I knew you were going to turn me down, I just go
through the motions to stay in practice.
Bobbie:  I'm sorry.
*****************************
(about Luke)
Roy:  I'd better go pay that boy a visit and annoy him a little bit.  I
don't suppose you'd want to go with?  I could drop you off at home
afterwards.
Bobbie:  I have to go get the paints for the Grand Canyon.
Roy:  Of course, I'm getting too irresistable for my own good.
*****************************
Flea: So how many lies was that?
Bobbie:  I don't know, I stopped counting after the science project.
*****************************
Bobbie:  Keep an eye on my brother.
Flea:  Just an eye?
*****************************
Sonny:  You were kiddin'
Carly:  You sure?  I could be packin' heat for all you know.
Sonny:  What?
Carly:  Wouldn't be the first time.
Sonny:  You gotta stop watchin' those old movies.
*****************************
Carly:  Why aren't you interrogating me? Askin' questions?  Bossing me
around?
Sonny:  Can't I give you some room?
Carly:  You never give me room, Sonny, why would you start now?
*****************************
Carly:  Swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
Sonny:  I swear to . . . truth.
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Elizabeth:  You helped me discover the wind.
Jason:  You painted me a picture of it.
Elizabeth:  Not a very good one.
Jason:  It's the best one I've ever seen.
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Luke:  No-no man!  They loved Darius.  Darius got me all the way into the
Cassadine security vault.  Right up to the security box!
Roy:  How'd you swing that?
Luke:  With staggering genius and a good wig.
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Roy: Excuse me-excuse me, the plastique?
Luke:  Yeah, you know?  BOOM?
Roy:  You smuggled plastique into a bank in Turkey?!?
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(to Luke)
Roy:  Just a passing thought, wouldn't it have been a lot easier if you'd
have taken the key with you in the first place?
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Flea:  How'd you get to be so wonderful?
Mac:  Genetics.
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Luke:  Oh man, that is so like you - that is so logical, so straight
forward, so . . .  You always take the easy way.
Roy:  You ever notice that my plans actually work, Luke?
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Roy:  It's this one case in particular, man.  It keeps running back and
forth in my mind.  I can't find the . . .
Luke:  Well, clean something - it will pass.
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Gia:  Do you even know how to take pictures?
Lucky:  Would you like to see my family album sometime?  It's amazing!  I
mean you can still tell who everybody is - even with their heads cut off.
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02/02/2001 Friday
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(while looking at a book on Martinique)
Carly:  You can just barely see the little church right there in the
corner?
Sonny:  That-That's an ice cream stand.
Carly:  No it's not.
Sonny:  For tourists.
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Stefan:  Do yourself a favor, Mother.  Stay away from Nikolas.
Helena:  Or what?  You'll be cross with Mommy?
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Nikolas:  Sure, when you apologize.
Gia:  You must be dreaming too!
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Tammy:  The room's yours, if you want it, okay honey?
Emily:  Thank you.
Tammy:  You can keep your money Mr. Quartermaine, if you're going to stick
around - order something.
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(announcing the visitor)
Johnny:  Elton Herbert.
Elton:  I love the way you do that!
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Elton:  Is that him?  Is that really Sonny Corinthos?
Carly:  That's my husband.  He lives here.
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Elton:  Alexis Davis!  You ruined my career!
Alexis:  I'm sorry.
Elton:  You made me the laughingstock of the entire wedding planning
industry!
Alexis:  I'm sorry.
Elton:  I'm ruined, destroyed, beyond all hope, and it's all because of
you!  How could you?  How could you run out on my wedding?
Alexis:  Your wedding?!?
Elton:  Have you bothered to return my phone calls?  Have you tried to
explain yourself?  Dropped by a kind little note to apologize?  No!  I
haven't received so much as a FAX from you.  Nothing!  You don't care.
Alexis:  I paid your bill.
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Andreas:  May I inquire as to what you plan to do?
Helena:  I'm lying Andreas - can't you tell that?
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Lucky:  I know when I left my house - it was the best thing that ever
happened to me.
Edward:  Look!  I am not interested in getting child-rearing tips from Luke
Spencer!
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Emily:  So is it true what Elizabeth told me?
Lucky:  What has she been telling you?
Emily:  About the shower?  That you like to walk around in nothing but your
towel?
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(to Gia)
Carly:  I don't want you to crash and burn like Little Miss Muffet did.
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02/01/2001 Thursday
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(as Bobbie & Roy kiss, the power suddenly goes out)
Roy:  That was some kiss.
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(about Gia)
Nikolas:  I don't know why I'm making excuses for her.
Liz:  I don't know either - why are you?
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(to Tony as they watch Monica & Alan fight)
Audrey:  Time to take over, Ref.
Monica:  Woof!  You call that good parenting?!?
Alan:  What are we back to that one?!?
Monica:  Yes, we're back to that one!
Tony:  End of Round 1.
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(to Stefan)
Chloe:  Helena has no reason to feel threatened by me anymore.  My dreams
are gone, my vision is clear.  I can certainly see you for who you are!
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Taggert:  You called the FBI for a power outage?
Roy:  Yeah.
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Edward:  We care about you!
Emily:  Oh-Okay, you have a really good way of showing it!  You know that?
Threatening me?  Sending me away?  Fine.  I'll do it myself.  I'll send
myself away.
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QUESTION:  If Tammy is being nice enough to let Liz off work early, Why
can't Liz get her own damn sandwich to go?
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(to Nikolas)
Gia:  Your mother is playing favorites with "Frosty The Waitress" over
there.
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Alan:  What's going on here?
Emily:  Doesn't anybody believe in knocking anymore?
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