Abbie dishes up the best lines from each episode!

06/05/2001 Tuesday
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Flea:  I ran into Luke on the docks.  I followed him here to try to
convince him not to murder Helena.  If he won't listen to me, maybe he'll
listen to you.
Luke:  Forget it.  I'm through listening.
Laura:  I'm not going to try to change your mind.  In fact, I'll help you.
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(about Luke and Helena)
Flea:  That's not very smart.
Laura:  Excuse me.
Flea:  Egging Luke on.  Violence is not the solution here.
Laura:  Well what do you suggest we do?  Ask her nicely?
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Bobbie:  No marriage was ever wrecked, that wasn't already in trouble.
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Nikolas:  You've kidnapped me once before - you had a great time doing it -
just this time, do it again.  Let me help this time.
Luke:  The last I heard, you were trying to drop-kick the Cassadines.  In
Helena's boat, that means you're 2 bites below fish bait.
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WOW!  That was low - Carly mentioning she might be pregnant - knowing full
well she wasn't.  EVIL woman!
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(to Scotty about Helena's liquor)
Flea:  Would you like to have something to drink?  The finest booze in
town.
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(to Scotty)
Flea:  Cheers.  I'm off to get some ice cream.
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06/04/2001 Monday
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(to Sonny)
Alexis:  Are you asking me to dinner?
Sonny:  I just did.
Alexis:  No, you didn't.  You showed up at my door and allotted me 5
minutes to change, before you TOOK me to dinner.  An invitation was not
implied, much less stated.
Sonny:  It's a good restaurant.
Alexis:  See?  As usual, you're missing the point entirely.
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Sonny:  Breathe.
Alexis:  Are you ordering me to breathe?
Sonny:  Do what you want.  You want to pass out?  Pass out, whatever.
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Alexis:  If you want me to go to dinner with you, you have to ask me.
Sonny:  Okay.  Would you- Would you like to come to dinner with me, Alexis?
Alexis:  No.  Thank you.  Goodnight.
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Alexis:  I am an officer of the court.  I have been in this restaurant for
2 minutes.  I have already seen 3 known criminals casually eating their
pasta.
Sonny:  Pasta's good here, so's the fish.
Alexis:  So you swim with them, and then you eat them?
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Alexis:  Jasmine?  That's an interesting name for a gun mol.
Sonny:  She's a nice girl.
Alexis:  What are you doing?
Sonny:  I can't look?
Alexis:  A 1/2 hour ago, you were at my door, afraid to have dinner by
yourself.
Sonny:  I was just worried that you were lonely.
Alexis:  And now you can't take your eyes off of Jasmine, who by the way, I
can assure you, she is NOT a real blonde.
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Maxie:  As long as I know you're not going to disappear again.  I mean,
you're not, are you?
Flea:  I'm fresh out of vanishing cream.
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Sonny:  A man walks into a restaurant to eat.  A woman walks into a
restaurant to talk a lot.
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(to Sonny about Carly)
Alexis:  I personally don't have any use for the woman, but in her own
twisted way, I believe that she still loves you, and maybe she learned a
lesson.
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Alexis:  Do you have some sort of death wish?
Sonny:  Pass the butter.
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(to Flea)
Luke:  Go home Orphy.
(WELL SAID LUKE!!!)

05/31/2001 Thursday
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Bobbie:  Well, I can either call the police, or my brother.  Which do you
prefer?
Stefan:  Barbara, I'm trying to help you.
Bobbie:  By breaking and entering?
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Lucky:  You know Dad, I gotta hand it to you.  You know?  Most guys get in
trouble, their fathers bring the best attorney they can find, but not you.
No, you bring a shrink.
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Scotty:  Spencer, you gonna tell me what's going on?
Luke:  No.
Scotty:  Well, I can't help Lucky if you keep me in the dark.
Luke:  I thought you did your best work in the dark.
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COMMENT:  Did you notice?  Roy and Bobbie left the disks in plain sight on
Luke's desk, after they left his office!!!
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06/01/2001 Friday
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Mac:  It's a great idea.
Flea:  Oh!  You'll do it?
Mac:  No.
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(to Nikolas)
Gia:  They say the truth can set you free, but in this case it's kind of
giving me the creeps.
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Mac:  You are up a creek, but you've got a paddle, Felicia.
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COMMENT:  This fire is a bad idea!  Elizabeth is going to freak out,
because she will have flashbacks.  Sorrel will either escape (because you
know damn well, JFP won't kill him off), and Lucky will probably escape and
wreak Helena's havoc on the Spencer's.  Maybe the fire will be a good idea.
Yeah, this is getting really good!
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(to Mac about his Uncle Sam hat)
Flea:  That is so old, it blows dust.
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05/30/2001 Wednesday
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(to Emily)
Skye:  Well, Proms can be very memorable, even life changing.
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(as she catches Sonny taunting Sorrel)
Alexis:  What are you doing?
Sonny:  Just amusing myself.
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Luke:  We might get something done, if you'd stop trying to impress my wife
for 2 seconds.
Scotty:  She's your wife all of a sudden, huh?
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Helena:  You are such an idiot!
Stefan:  Lucky in jail must be a terrible inconvenience.
Helena:  You have turned him into a martyr.
Stefan:  In other words, I've ruined your plans?
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AJ:  Is that it?  Skye?  Anything else?
Ned:  Since when are you Master of Ceremonies?
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Edward:  Public apologies are never a good idea.
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Sonny:  Would you like some espresso?
(about Sorrel)
Alexis:  He's on Death Row, what more do you want?
Sonny:  It's a new blend that I got.
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Stefan:  Have you ever wondered why he drank himself into a stupor every
night?
Helena:  Stavros lived life with great passion!  (or did she say Greek
Passion?)
Stefan:  He was a drunk, mother.
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Helena:  I will always remember Stavros as he was.  Strong and vital, and
brilliant.
Stefan:  Meanwhile, back in the real world, I am the only ally you have
against the Spencers.
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(to Laura)
Luke:  Darling, let me handle this.
(to Scotty)
Luke:  Buzz off, you're fired.
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Sonny:  You think clearer when you got nothing to lose.
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Skye:  Well, we're both adopted.  That's all.  I mean, technically I was
sold, but . . .
Emily:  Well, lots of people are adopted.
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Emily:  How could you hate your birth mother?
Skye:  She had me arrested for attempted murder.  I didn't do it, in case
you're wondering.
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Ned:  Good Cop - Bad Cop.  You're the Good Cop.
AJ:  Really?
Ned:  She (Skye) likes you.  Go figure.
AJ:  How can I be the Good Cop when I'm the bad son?
Ned:  Don't overthink this.
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05/29/2001 Tuesday
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(to Stefan)
Scotty:  It doesn't look like you've suffered any permenant damage over
this alleged attack.
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Monica:  How much more specific does Ned have to get, Alan?  You need a
video tape or a signed confession?
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Skye:  Morning all, what's for breakfast?
AJ:  Quartermaines on toast, apparently.
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Laura:  Give me a moment alone with Stefan.
Scotty:  Listen, I don't think that's a good idea.
Stefan:  Oh, she's in no danger, Mr. Baldwin.  As you well know, physical
brutality is a Spencer trait.
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Laura:  I would be very grateful, Stefan.
Stefan:  We're well beyond the point where your gratitude has any meaning
for me.
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Skye:  I just came back to get something to eat.
AJ:  Or poisen the food.
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(to Skye)
Alan:  Love has nothing to do with DNA, and you of all people should
understand that.
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Ned:  I remember my first Prom.  Yeah, I don't think I made it back until
the next night.
AJ:  Probably couldn't find your date.  What'd she do?  Run off?  Flag down
a semi?
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(to Sorrel)
Sonny:  I hear it's your birthday.  I hope you have a blast.
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05/28/2001 Monday
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Zander:  What are you doing?
Emily:  Taking off my clothes.  You don't have a problem with that, do you?
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Skye:  Payback, I'm sure you're familiar with that.
Sonny:  I live it.
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Nikolas:  I am no longer a Cassadine.
Luke:  It's in the blood son.  I mean, you can call yourself Nikolas Smith
or the Cassadine formerly known as Prince, it's all the same.
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(to Luke)
Roy:  I feel like I'm in the middle of a really bad dream and I can't wake
up.
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(to Roy)
Luke:  I'm crazy, not stupid.
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Alexis:  Now, what you did with Zander was reprehensible, but from your
perverse, twisted, tragically amoral view, it is conceivable that you
thought you were doing the right thing.
Sonny:  It's called having a code.
Alexis:  Oh, See?!?  The code?  You're going to do the code now?!?  I'm
trying to warm up to you here, and now you just made me mad.
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05/25/2001 Friday
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Scotty:  Tell me you're not mad at me.
Laura:  I should be.
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Scotty:  Well think of yourself as an insurance policy then.
Bobbie:  Why would I do that?
Scotty:  Well, because as long as you're around, Luke and I won't enter
into any fisticuffs.
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Bobbie:  I'll have a martini very dry.  Skip the olives, they take up too
much room.
Scotty:  Now Bobbie, alcohol is never the answer.  I'll have the same.
Bobbie:  Forget the answer.  I'm trying to drown the question.
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Ned:  Don't tell me.
Skye:  Okay, we won't.
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Gia:  Emily can have my dress, okay?
Elizabeth:  Really?
Gia:  Well, like I'd wear it after it's been to a high school prom.
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Alexis:  Stefan's not going to bother you as long as I'm sitting here.
Chloe:  If he could just shed Helena and stop being so obsessed with
protecting Nikolas . . .
Alexis:  Did you know that snakes shed their skin once a year, but they're
still snakes and they still bite.
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05/24/2001 Thursday
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NOTE:  Both Skye and Melissa are in the GH Starting Picture Credits
Montage.  SWEET!
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Nikolas:  Hey let's go!  Elizabeth and Lucky are going to be married before
you're ready for the engagement dinner.  Come on!
Gia:  Good things come to those who wait.
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LOVE Gia's dress, absolutely LOVE it!
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(to Zander)
Gia:  You're going to the Prom?  As what?  The bouncer?
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Emily:  You're joking right?
Gia:  You don't want it?  Can't say I didn't try.
Elizabeth:  Try harder.
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(to Emily)
Gia:  Take the dress or tell me to go to hell, your call.
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Zander:  Last time I wore a tie was on the witness stand.
Lucky:  Ooh, I'd leave that out of the conversation!  Stick to sports.
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COMMENT:  YUCK!  Emily's hair looks AWFUL!  It has got to go!  She looked
better wearing it long and straight, than this "roll up my pigtails into
popcorn balls with spikey rat's nests" look.  She's wearing a Chloe Morgan
Original Dress, and she did her hair like a Downtown Grunge Druggie.  I
don't get it.  Not sexy at all!
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05/23/2001 Wednesday
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(to Skye)
Edward:  Ned used to run ELQ for me, for years, until he lost his mind.
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Ned:  Skye, the one thing about Grandfather is, he leads by example.  I was
so moved by him giving you a share of ELQ, I decided to sell one of my
shares to Junior here.
(Pats AJ's shoulders)
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Edward:  Who the hell let you in here?
Sonny:  I'm a shareholder, I have every legal right to be here.  You
weren't going to start without me, were you?
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COMMENT:  I've got to hand it to Sonny, even in the midst of his personal
crisis, he still takes care of business.
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(to Tony)
Helena:  Fortunately for you, I gave Luke something else to think about.
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(as he wakes up on a ledge)
Luke:  Okay, Elvis is alive, he's left the building, and he's on the roof.
What the hell?
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(as he hangs from the ledge)
Luke:  Where are all the smokers when you need 'em?  Isn't there anybody
out there wanting to light up?
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Stefan:  I warned you about hanging around the hospital.  Are you having
trouble there Luke?
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Skye:  I try to enjoy everything I do.
AJ:  Question is, does anyone else?
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(to Luke)
Stefan:  I'll take that look of bewilderment as a "Yes."
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Luke:  I think it's an ancient Greek word.
Stefan:  What was the word?
Luke:  Sucker!
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(to Stefan)
Luke:  What happened to your face?  Your Mommy do that?
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Luke:  This conversation is over, Vlad.  Thank you very much for the rescue.
Stefan:  You're now in my debt.
Luke:  You'll be in my will.
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(about Tracy)
Ned:  So where is she, Corinthos?  Tied up in a warehouse somewhere?
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(to the Quartermaines)
Sonny:  It's irrevocable.  You see, Tracy doesn't like you guys very much.
I wouldn't know why.
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05/22/2001 Tuesday
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(To Helena)
Laura:  I told you that I would protect my children.  And I will!  Even if
that means sinking that yacht with you tied to the mast.  Now get out of my
office!
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Luke:  It was stolen.
Melissa:  By whom?
Luke:  Someone with a reason to hide a potential murder weapon.
Melissa:  What's that supposed to mean?
Tony:  Well, Luke is a card carrying member of Conspiracies International,
ask anyone.
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Luke:  Aww, come on, her husband almost stuck the whole world in the deep
freeze.
Tony:  You know what?  And you killed him!  And that made a mortal enemy
out of Helena.
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(To Sonny about Carly)
Helena:  When she is responsible for the decor, I am truly impressed.  I
was expecting trailer park sheik.
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(about Carly & Sonny)
Roy:  He threw her out, along with her child.  Now, what kind of love is
that?
Bobbie:  You let me think you were dead for 20 years.  What kind of love is
that?
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Luke:  Tony, Helena's all over us like poisened gas and you know it!  She's
messin' with my son's head.  She's messin' with your son's body.  It can
only get worse.
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05/21/2001 Monday
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Edward:  Oh, what have you done now?
AJ:  Read it, come on.  It won't bite.
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(about Edward)
Skye:  Well, you sure do know the way to his heart.
AJ:  At least he has one, which is more than I can say for some people.
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(referring to the suitcases)
Alan:  Those are mine!
Monica:  Go with God.  Or better yet, Go with Rae.
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Rae:  Ahem, well I couldn't help but overhear that, Monica.
Monica:  Don't bother to eavesdrop, join in!
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Rae:  Alan, since I got here on the night that you were about to say your
vows with Monica, I will take your word for it that she has some redeeming
qualities.  But, BOY!  I would have loved for you to find a woman who at
least would make a stab at a little kindness.
Monica:  I'm rich.  I don't have to be kind.
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Elizabeth:  I've gotta run.
Gia:  Well, don't go on my account.
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Elizabeth:  Isn't it the most beautiful diamond you've ever seen?
Luke:  It's a knockout.  Reminds me of a little princess I used to know.
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5/16/01 Wednesday
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(to Tony)
Helena:  You're hardly in a position to bargain, my friend.  Fortunately,
I'm feeling magnanimous.  But I must have your word.
Tony:  I swear on my life.
Helena:  Swearing on your son's life might be more appropriate.
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Rae:  I would really like to go to bed.
AJ:  You find a hotel?
Rae:  Ah, what?  And miss all the dysfunctional fun around here?  This is a
whole parade of neurosis.  Miss it now?  Not on your life.
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Edward:  Ned, I warned you about running around in those leather pants, and
what it might do to your anatomy.  Who knew it would be your brain?
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Monica:  It will save us all a lot of unpleasantness.
Rae:  In this house?  Oh, Monica, unpleasantness seems to be a way of life.
In fact, this is the temple of unpleasantness.
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5/17/2001 Thursday
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Edward:  That deviant is attacking her!
AJ:  She's not exactly resisting.
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(to Elizabeth)
Gia:  Look, I already know how Nikolas' wacked out Grannie kidnapped Lucky
and made everyone believe that he died in a fire.  How much worse could
this be?
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(about Skye)
Ned:  That woman is going to cause all kinds of trouble.
AJ:  She already is.  She's got us agreeing with one another.
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AJ:  I got an idea.
Ned:  Am I supposed to applaud?
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5/18/2001 Friday
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(after he comes out of the coma)
Lucas:  Uncle Luke's here?  WOW!  I must have been sick!
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(to Sonny)
Taggert:  What that poor mirror do to someone, huh?  That looks like a
guaranteed 7 years of bad luck to me!
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Tony:  You're playing God!
Helena:  And you're wasting time.
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05/15/2001 Tuesday
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Alexis:  I'm concerned about you.
Sonny:  Why?  I betrayed you.  There's no coming back from that.
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Luke:  Well, you know me, Mr. Paranoia.
Laura:  So you don't know yet, but you're working on it.
Luke:  Yeah, that's it.
Laura:  Yeah.
Luke:  Well, welcome aboard.  It's been lonely on this boat.
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Tony:  So, uh, Stavros has been 30 stories under GH all these years, huh?
Helena:  Why else do you think I have funded this miserable facility for so
long?
Tony:  I wondered.
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(to the 2 goons)
Helena:  Now, I told you, if you injure Dr. Jones in any way . . .
Tony:  She'll kill you!  That's right!  And there's 3 of us, there's one of
her, we could get out of here, but she's going to kill you otherwise.
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Carly:  Sonny, you didn't have to change the lock.
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(to Andreas before knocking him out)
Luke:  Hey "Boy toy!"  Hello!
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05/14/2001 Monday
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COMMENT:  If Carly hadn't tried to deny the truth, I think Sonny might have
forgiven her.  Maybe.
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(about Helena)
Luke:  This time, I'm reading her right.  You've gotta believe me.  She's
got this look, like a crocodile chomping down on a baby bird.  She actually
said "One less Spencer is reason to celebrate."  Now you add that to the
fact that she's askin' around about Lucas' condition, nobody knows what the
hell is wrong with the kid around here, and I may be as delusional and
paranoid as a Sunday morning street preacher, but that woman is responsible
for that kid's illness!
Roy:  Well, you are paranoid, Luke.  You're also making sense.
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Tony:  You poisoned my son!
Helena:  "Poisoned" is such a primitive concept.
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(to Helena)
Tony:  As far as I know, Stefan is just fine.  So, I don't really
understand.  What do you want me to save him from?  His personality?
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Helena:  With your help, Stavros will live again.
Tony:  You're insane.
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QUESTION:  Since when does ICU let NON-family members inside?  Elizabeth
just walked right in to talk to Bobbie.  Hmm?
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05/11/2001 FRIDAY
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COMMENT:  Bobbie blew me away today.  I was crying.  It's rare that a soap
opera makes me cry, but when Roy pulled her away from Lucas - POWERFUL!
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Roy:  So, what do you think?
Luke:  I think it's time I tracked down the dragon lady.
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Luke:  Do you ever think much about vultures?
Helena:  How do you always manage to catch me off guard?  It's charming.
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Helena:  Lucas isn't even a Spencer.
Luke:  Close enough.
Helena:  Well, one less Spencer is always a good idea.
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(to Sonny)
Mike:  Betraying someone doesn't mean that you don't love them, or that
they don't love you, or that everything is lost.
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Carly:  Why are you looking at me like that, Sonny?  What did I do?
(um HELLO?  Think about it Carly!)
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Helena:  Paranoia does not become you, Luke.
Luke:  This is a little move I learned from your boyfriend, Faison.
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(to Helena)
Luke:  What did you give him?  The same stuff you gave Vlad before he took
a swim, huh?  Or was it the stuff Vlad gave you, when you couldn't get out
of the hospital bed for months?
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(to Carly)
Sonny:  I know who did it.     It was you.
(My heart broke for Sonny when that tear fell down his cheek)
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05/10/2001 Thursday
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Skye:  I came here looking for a father.  Somehow, I ended up feeling
closest to you.
Edward:  Life is full of surprises.
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Carly:  I'll never let you take my son.
AJ:  Our son, Carly.  And I'd say things are looking up.  Things are in my
favor now.  Question is, Scotty, I don't know, whattya say?  Do we do the
hearing before or after they lock Sonny up for life?
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Alan:  This is not about Rae!  What's it going to take to get through to
you Monica?!?
Monica:  Well, it took at least one night in the sack to produce a
red-head, who insists on calling you Daddy.  Don't tell me that this is not
about Rae!
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Monica:  Well, as long as these 2 harpies are under my roof, you can sleep
on the sofa.
Alan:  So be it, wouldn't be the first time.
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Rae:  It's going to backfire on you, Skye.
Skye:  Oh, please!  Save the lectures for your radio show!
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Stefan:  No one regrets, more than I do, what happened on that island.
Chloe:  Oh, I think I have you beat on that one.
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(as Scotty lists AJ's past problems)
AJ:  Scott, I don't need to pay you for that abuse.  I get it free from my
family.
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Scotty:  What's about this "grandchild?"
AJ:  Oh, Skye Chandler, my father's most recent illegitimate offspring.
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Chloe:  Why are you saying this to me now?  It has been months since our
time on the island!
Stefan:  I've been preoccupied, but even if it's too late, I wanted you to
know.  I think everyone should know when they are loved.
Alexis:  Do you want me to have him escorted out on his ear?
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Melissa:  Are you a relative?
Helena:  No, but I'm very involved with the Spencer family.
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Helena:  Since you are new here, let me give you some constructive advice.
I make a much better friend than enemy.
Melissa:  Well, thank you for that, but I already have enough friends here.
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Carly:  Sonny, I know what this is costing you.
Sonny:  Do you?
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05/09/2001 Wednesday
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Carly:  Sonny, Can you breathe?
Sonny:  I know how to breathe!
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Scotty:  Come with me.
Laura:  To what?  Feed all the parking meters we pass?
Scotty:  We could do that, but I had some other things in mind.
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Elizabeth:  Lucky, I don't know what to say.
Gia:  What more do you want?  The guy has just declared his undying love
for you.  Now open your mouth and say yes!  If you want to, I guess.
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Luke:  I don't think I can love you right now, the way you want to be
loved.
Flea:  All right.
Luke:  Don't take it personally.
Flea:  Is there any other way to take it?
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Laura:  Why don't I just take a raincheck?
Scotty:  A raincheck?  Look, there's not a cloud in the sky!  Now come on
out and play with me, will ya?  And if you're good, I might show ya the Big
Dipper.
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Laura:  Talk about a cheap date.
Scotty:  Well that's what I was thinking, we swing by the Luna Motel, we
pop a couple of quarters in those, uh, beds that vibrate, ya know?
Laura:  Really.
Scotty:  Yeah.
Laura:  I see, well while I'm home curled up with a good book, you can just
shake the night away over there in solitary bliss,
Scotty:  Oh, you're no fun.
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(to Flea)
Luke:  Bubba fits the bill.
LOL
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Scotty:  Take all the time that you need, cuz, I'm not going anywhere.
Laura:  Patience was never your strong suit.
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05/07/2001 Tuesday
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NOTE:  I got my EOS Mug and BabyDoll T-Shirt today!  AWESOME!  I sipped
coffee out of the mug this morning for breakfast!  oh yeah! hit the spot!
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Rae:  You hurt her, you'll regret it!
Monica:  Okay, now it's my turn.
Rae:  Okay.
Monica:  You so much as THINK about making a move on Alan, and you will rue
the day you ever came back here!
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(to Rae about her picture of John Sykes on OLTL)
Monica:  Did the picture come with the wallet? Or are you cradle robbing
along with everything else?
Rae:  I am very secure, and very fulfilled, and I guess it's pretty clear
that I'm the only one in this room who is.
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(to Edward)
Rae:  You got to decide the most important decision in my life, and you
didn't even know anything about me!
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Alan:  Get out.
Edward:  Excuse me?
Alan:  You heard me, get out!
Edward:  With pleasure, I have had quite enough shattering crystal and
hysteria for one evening.
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Flea:  The next time you see her in the stairwell, all you have to do is
drop-kick her down the stairs.
Bobbie:  You're terrible.
Flea:  Not compared to Melissa.
Bobbie:  True.
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(To a sleeping Bobbie)
Flea:  Hold very still, because we have 20 more minutes, we have to sit
here and wait so we don't mess up your nail polish.  So that means no
hand-to-hand combat with Melissa, and Roy is yours forever, and Lucas will
be fine.
*************************

05/04/2001 Friday
***************************
Edward:  Monica, would you pass the salt please?
Monica:  Get it yourself.
Skye:  Here ya go, Gramps.
Edward:  Thank you, Skye.  It's nice to know that someone at this table can
be civil.
***************************
Agent Mike Ford:  You lookin' to get back with the bureau?
Roy:  When Hell freezes over.
***************************
(to Skye)
Monica:  Your lack of tact is only surpassed by your incredibly lousy sense
of timing.
(Later on)
Skye:  Thank you Step-Mommy, for that very constructive advice.
***************************
Alan:  Can we please just get through the meal?
AJ:  Good luck.  Does anyone really have an appetite at this point?
***************************
(to Alan)
Reginald:  But she refuses to go, apparently it's urgent.  So she said.
It'll only take a minute.
Monica:  Where have I heard that before?
Alan:  I'll speak to her.
Monica:  If it's another illegitimate daughter, tell her that we've met our
quota.
***************************
(to Edward)
Ned:  Protect?  Grandfather!  You bring new meaning to the word hypocrite!
***************************
(As he brings out a knife)
Reginald:  For the cake.  Not the guests.  We have sharper ones in the
kitchen.
***************************
Alan:  I got you a gift.  Unfortunately, in all the confusion, I forgot to
pick it up.
Monica:  Oh "confusion" no!  You gave me a gift.  A surprise step-daughter.
That I'm going to have to take back, because it doesn't fit.
***************************
(to Skye)
Edward:  Pay no attention to Monica.  She tells me to leave this house, oh
5 times a week.
AJ:  Not nearly enough.
***************************

05/03/2001 Thursday
***************************
Sonny:  Where should I send the bille?
Taggert:  You put it on my tab.  I've got a warrant.
***************************
(to Taggert)
Sonny:  You know, you should get the water down at the station checked for
drugs.
***************************
(to Stefan)
Nikolas:  Okay Uncle, get to the point. because I have a new life waiting.
***************************
Lucky:  How you feeling?
Lucas:  Mom's the nurse, How do I feel?
***************************
Lucas:  Just came out!  How'd you get it?  It's sold out!
Elizabeth:  Well, I think I'm going to Prom with the stock boy at the
electronic outlet.
***************************
Gia:  Well you're less than happy to see me.
Elizabeth:  Very perceptive.
***************************
PARODY:
Nikolas:  I see the good in you!
Stefan:  You know not the power of the dark side of the force.
***************************
Gia:  Do you want the damn soda or not?
Elizabeth:  I was headed that way anyway.
***************************
COMMENT:  That was WAY harsh!  Even for Taggert!  The way he said "the
wrong father died" to Sonny, in front of Mike!  I can't believe he SAID
that!  What a jerk!
***************************

05/02/2001 Wednesday
*******************************
Laura:  Can we have a grown up conversation? Or are you going to bite my
head off when I tell you how I really feel?
Luke:  I left my teeth at home.
*******************************
(to Luke)
Laura:  It's funny, with a little bit of warning, you CAN be user friendly.
*******************************
COMMENTS:  Awwww, I cried when Flea explained everything about Maxi and BJ to Roy.  NuCarly kicks some ass!  She has the facial quirks, the body language, the hair, the clothes, the pout, etc down pat!  WOO HOO!
*******************************
(to Carly)
Sonny:  You knew when you married me . . . BOTH times.
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Roy:  I was wondering if I could take you someplace else for a second.
Bobbie:  To a parallel universe where nothing bad ever happens?
Laura:  Can I go with you?
Scotty:  Only if I get to come.
*******************************
Luke:  Whereas her brother is pretty much a dumb spud with a broken
computer.
Flea:  You're lucky it was just a computer!
*******************************
Nikolas:  Oh, so I get to be the boyfriend?
Gia:  The boyfriend formerly known as . . . (don't say Prince, please don't
say Prince)
*******************************
Scotty:  You're only human.
Laura:  What do you mean?
Scotty:  Well you're jealous.  Of the troll doll I gave Bobbie.  I know a
place that sells them.  I can get you one too, with pink hair, and then we
can hang it over your light there, on the porch.  Every time I come over, I
can bang my head too.
*******************************

05/01/2001 Tuesday
***************************
Skye:  So what's the count now?  THREE people dumped me before I was even born?
Monica:  So you say.
***************************
Alan:  The child was my responsibility.
AJ:  Responsibility isn't big with this family.
Alan:  I took the coward's way out.
AJ:  Another family trait.
***************************
(holds up the broken laptop)
Luke:  It's a little late for an email.
***************************
Melissa:  I'm finished explaining myself to you.  I am finished justifying
myself to you, and from now on, Bobbie, if you're having a bad day, you
find someone else to dump on, because I'm not fair game anymore!
Bobbie:  What difference does that make if you're leaving?
Melissa:  IF!
***************************
Edward:  I was told that the baby died.
Skye:  Sorry to disappoint you.
***************************
Monica:  Do you want a drink?
Edward:  Don't encourage her!
Monica:  I think Lila has a nice bottle of brandy around.
Skye:  I don't drink.
AJ:  Then you can't be a Quartermaine.
Skye:  I'm a recovering alcoholic.
Edward:  OH!  Then maybe you are a part of this family after all.
***************************

04/30/2001 Monday
*************************
AJ:  Okay Miss Gold-Digger, I think it's time for you to leave.
Skye:  I'm not going anywhere, until that man admits that he's my father!
*************************
Zander:  You think I want to stay cooped up in some office?  I need to keep
moving.
Alexis:  Then get a job as a traveling salesman.
*************************
Skye:  (glances at Ned)  Well I know we're related.
(looks at the Reverand) Are we?
Reverand Thorpe:  Heavens no!
*************************
Skye:  I wasn't thrilled myself, to find out I was an unwanted,
illegitimate child.  But facts are facts, so let's get past the accusations
and try to get along with one another.  I'll start with you.
Edward:  I beg your pardon?
Skye:  Well, you're about as unpopular around here as I am.  Are you my
grandfather?
*************************
(about Zander)
Sonny:  The only reason he's leaving is because Emily dumped him.
Alexis:  Did he tell you that?
Sonny:  Does he need your permission?
*************************
Skye:  I am not the villian here.
AJ:  I don't know. you got my vote.
*************************
Rae:  Monica, it was a brief affair.
Monica:  Obviously with lasting consequences.
*************************
Alexis:  Not only are you immoral and self serving, but that code of yours,
that you use as an excuse for every reprehensible act under the sun,
especially allowing a distant franchise boy to just go out there and throw
away his entire . . .
Sonny:  Breathe, breathe . . .
Alexis:  You know what, pal?  You don't get to tell me when to breathe!
Sonny:  You hate my guts remember?  How embarrassing would it be, if you
like, passed out cold, right in front of me?
*************************
Sonny:  You need me.
Alexis:  Like the plague.
Sonny:  And I kinda need you to.  Admit it, you miss me.
Alexis:  Like a migraine.
*************************
(to Edward)
AJ:  Go on, let him have it!
Ned:  Perjury, swearing falsely to a written statement, which constitutes
fraud.  Bribing a witness, uh, false arrest, all of them felonies.
AJ:  Which means prison.
Emily:  How does it feel to be a deviant?
*************************
Edward:  Well good luck proving any of it!
AJ:  I got it all on tape.
Edward:  What?
Ned:  No shortage of witnesses either.
AJ:  Time for your signature.
*************************
Edward:  This is blackmail.
Ned:  Ain't it grand?
*************************
Edward:  I refuse to sign.
Lila:  How unfortunate.
Edward:  Oh, Lila!
Lila:  Oh, Reggie, do we still have my cell phone?
Edward:  Who are you calling, dear?
Lila:  The police.
Edward:  You wouldn't.
Lila:  Blackmailers deserve no mercy.
*************************

04/27/2001 Friday
**********************
Laura:  Are you stalking me?
Stefan:  Don't flatter yourself.  Your assistant told me you'd be here.
Laura:  Well, I'll have to have a talk with him.
**********************
Ned:  I don't mean to interrupt here . . .
Edward:  Well then don't, Ned!
**********************
Nikolas:  Did you give them to Stefan?  Just answer that!
Gia:  How dare you suggest that I help Stefan!
Nikolas:  No . . .
Gia:  What do you think?  I'm working with Psycho Grannie too?
**********************
(to AJ)
Ned:  I'm gonna hit Grandfather where he's most vunerable.  Right in the
middle of his big, fat ego!
**********************
Rae:  I need to speak to Alan alone.
Monica:  You're dismissing me in my own home?!?
**********************
Stefan:  Nikolas, how can you believe that I would steal from you?
Nikolas:  At this moment, I would not put it past you, Ok?
**********************
Emily:  You lied to me!  You filed a fake police report!  You got me to
hurt Zander, all so that I would come home?!?
Edward:  Mmm Hmm, that's right.  Mmm.
**********************
Edward:  Who let these people in my house?
(to Edward)
Monica:  WHOSE house?
Edward:  Reginald!
(to Rae)
Monica:  Why are you still here?
Rae:  Please, if I could just have a second.
(to Alan)
Edward:  Why did you invite her?
(to Rae)
Alan:  I thought you left!
(to Skye)
Alan:  What are you doing here?
Rae:  Alan, Alan, please?
(to Alan)
Skye:  (whistles loudly)  I'm your daughter.
(Rae sighs and buries her head into her hands)
Skye:  Where's my room?
**********************

04/26/2001 Thursday
*************************
Bobbie:  Where'd you get the wheels?
Luke:  We hijacked it from some old geyser, who left it in the hallway and
went to the john.
Roy:  Which is convenient, because I'm checking myself out.
*************************
AJ:  The proof is in Grandfather's medical records.
Ned:  When you get your hands on them, let me know.
AJ:  Not me, you.
Ned:  No, Junior, this is your fantasy, not mine.
*************************
Skye:  A patient?
Ned:  I'm afraid I'm sicker than that, I'm family.
*************************
Monica:  Come on now, I want everybody happy today.
Edward:  Send him (points at AJ) packing and maybe we will be!
*************************
Bobbie:  I set her up to look bad.  And I'm not sorry.
Luke:  Good for you.  And welcome back Barbara Jean.  I'd been wondering
where you'd been hiding out.
*************************
Ned:  You were right.
AJ:  Yes! It's a moment I've been waiting for, for a long time!
Ned:  Don't get carried away.
*************************

04/25/2001 Wednesday
****************************
Monica:  Whoever you are, don't tell my husband.
Alan:  You have a husband?
****************************
(to Monica)
Edward:  Your daughter is leaving the life of a waitress at a squallid
diner, to return to the bosom of her family, and all you can say is "of
course?!?"  Now I'm going to get Emily and I'm going to bring her home.
And I hope you can muster up enough enthusiasm to make her feel welcome!
****************************
Bobbie:  I'm sorry, I didn't mean that the way it sounded.
Roy:  How did you mean it?
****************************
(to Roy)
Luke:  Well you're looking almost human.  Considerate of them to give you
that cosmetic surgery while you were here.  The buck teeth are gone, you
got that little button nose you always wanted . . .
****************************
Monica:  I can't believe that even Edward would go that far.
AJ:  Believe it.
****************************
Sonny:  This is my life.  I did what I had to do.  You know that.
Alexis:  Yes, of course I do.  And to hell with anyone else who might get
in your way.
Sonny:  Yeah, pretty much.
****************************
(to Ned)
Alexis:  How fortunate for me, that just when I'm feeling really lousy, you
show up to say "I told you so."
****************************
Roy:  How do I get Bobbie to trust me?
Luke:  How the hell do I know?
****************************
COMMENT:  Ooh!  I like it when Emily makes threats!
****************************
Melissa:  I think it's a little late for that.  Don't you?  Since you just
had the nerve to order me out of town.
Bobbie:  As opposed to the nerve it takes to move halfway across the
country?
****************************


04/24/2001 Tuesday
**************************
Helena:  Nothing is stronger than a mother's devotion to her child, except
perhaps a mother's devotion to her deceased child?
Laura:  Okay fine.  We've gotten the death threats out of the way.  Now,
answer the question!
**************************
Bobbie:  I caught that disapproving look.
Tony:  You know it's hard for me to be excited about my kid idolizing an
ex-con.
**************************
Helena:  Oh Luke, you know your bravado is really tiresome.  Leave!
Luke:  What no cigar?  No glass of champagne?
Helena:  I reserve those treats for guests I enjoy.  Although, it is
refreshing that this time you had the good taste to invite your wife
instead of your girlfriend.
**************************
Luke:  Hey!  Nice saver rattling.
Laura:  For all the good it did.
**************************
COMMENT:  I  had a hard time keeping back my emotions during the
Zander/Emily breakup scene.
**************************

04/23/2001 Monday
*************************
COMMENT: I love Laura's new Hairdo!
*************************
(after hearing a knock)
Luke: Go away!
Laura: Luke it's me.
Luke: Come in.
*************************
Monica: Well, I guess we'll be postponing the plans we were making.
Alan: Absolutely not! If it's not this crisis, it will be another one.
*************************
WOW GH is getting a little scary. I was really freaked out by that Bomb
scene!
*************************

04/20/2001 Friday
*********************
Edward: I can speak for myself, Alan.
AJ: No argument there.
*********************
(to Bobbie and Roy)
Luke: I'm just waiting for the dancing girls, the stripper, and the cake.
Where is she, that I ordered?
*********************
(to Lucky)
Carly: Let me get this straight. You're mad at Jason, because you think
that he's cheating on Elizabeth with me?!? Okay, not only is that
delusional, but it's a little bit twisted, since isn't, for instance,
Purity supposed to be YOUR girlfriend?
*********************
Lucky: The only thing that Elizabeth feels for him is pity.
Carly: Uh, huh, is that what she told you? Well, I'm gonna school ya boy!
The only reason that a woman like Elizabeth would hang out, all the time,
every second, every chance she can get with a motorcycle ridin', drop dead
gorgeous guy, who's great in the sack, is because she . . .
Jason: Carly, that's enough.
*********************
Sonny: Do you want my help or not?
Zander: Are you offering?
Sonny: If I wanted to blow you off, I'd have done it without leaving home.
*********************
Jason: Do I tell you how to live?
Carly: Yeah, ya do.
Jason: Yeah, well ya ask. I'm not asking. Goodbye.
*********************
Elizabeth: I'm sorry.
Jason: Don't be sorry, just make up your mind.
*********************

04/19/2001 Thursday
*********************
Sonny: Well, if Michael wants to give me a cake, what am I gonna say? No?
Get outta here?
Carly: Well, you do it to me all the time, I don't know.
*********************
AJ: Funny how the memory works.
Edward: How would you know? You pickled most of your brain cells years
ago.
*********************
(to Melissa)
Edward: Well, Quartermaines are tough stock! (glances at AJ) . . . Most of
us.
*********************
Lucky: Okay, so you have feelings for a guy who kills people for a living.
Who tried to kill ME, Elizabeth.
Elizabeth: I know this doesn't make any sense.
*********************

04/18/2001 Wednesday
*********************
(to Laura)
Scotty: I am going to teach you how to play pool. Lesson one (he pulls
out a book and checks a page) . . Rack the balls.
*********************
Sonny: Well, you're not pregnant right?
Carly: Probably not, but you know, both times that I have been, it only
took the one time.
*********************
(to Laura)
Scotty: Watch the way I stroke the stick.
(sorry guys, he's talking about a pool stick)
*********************
(as she answers her phone)
Laura: Luke.
Scotty: Oh hang up on that fool, unless it's an emergency

04/17/2001 Tuesday
*********************
Stefan: Alexis, I know you're in there.
Alexis: And what makes you think I want to see you? Especially when
you're in this mood?
*********************
Alexis: And the point of this tirade would be?
Stefan: Nikolas is about to make a disastrous mistake! And we have to
stop him!
Nikolas: Your powerplay didn't work, so you go running to Alexis right?
*********************
Melissa: I didn't want this.
Bobbie: To hell you didn't! Nobody moves halfway across the country to be
friends with a man she used to love!
*********************
(to Melissa)
Luke: Just because you mean well, doesn't mean that it's going to go well.
*********************
(about Lucky)
Helena: And where did you say he is?
Elizabeth: I didn't (she leaves)
Helena: Such spirit, such fun to squash.
*********************

04/16/2001 Monday
*********************
Laura: It's blood money Luke.
Luke: What are you talking about? Nobody died.
Laura: What are you talking about? Plenty of people have died.
Luke: Well as long as the right ones die, what do you care?
*********************

 04/13/2001 Friday
*********************
Banker: Nothing can save this club now, short of a shower of cash raining
down from the heavens.
Luke: Will you settle for a suitcase full?
*********************
Roy: This is way bad for my love life, man!
Luke: Hey, man, you and Bobbie waited 20 years, what's one more night?
*********************
Luke: I don't deal with your pathetic son! I only deal with you, my dear.
Helena: Oh you liar! Why is Stefan summoning me, if you haven't said
anything?
Luke: Well, I don't know, maybe he bugged your boat? Or maybe the 2 of
you have been doing this dance so long, he's anticipated your moves. I am
- an innocent. uninterested bystander. What you and Stefan do with each
other is not my problem - you can lock each other in a shoebox and sting
each other to death. I'm not involved. Why don't you go into the club and
relax? It's karyoke night!
*********************
Helena: Well if I'm going to have to endure this interrogation, the least
you could do is offer me a sherry.
Stefan: Oh, living dangerously are we?
Helena: You would never poison me. Not over a little thing called money.
Stefan: Don't be too sure.
*********************
Stefan: Nikolas!
Helena: We had no idea you were here.
Nikolas: Well isn't that obvious?
*********************

04/12/2001 Thursday
******************************
Scotty:  Wait'll you see what's in your desk chair!
Laura:  What's in my desk chair?
Scotty:  Well it's not a whoopie cushion!
******************************
Edward:  I'm going up to Lila, the only other sane member of this family.
AJ:  There's more than one?
******************************
Carly:  Come on, give me 5!  You are gettin' so cool, Laura!

04/11/2001 Wednesday
******************************
Stefan:  Well, if you're antennae were up, I must admit I'm disappointed.
Helena:  How so?
Stefan:  You weren't struck by lightning, and now the storm has passed.
******************************
Roy:  Is it true you quit the police force?
Mac:  Is it true you quit Sonny Corinthos?
******************************
Bobbie:  Someone's in a good mood.
Alexis:  My mood is completely appropriate given the level of testosterone
that I have been subjected to!
******************************
(to Bobbie)
Alexis: I have lost faith in mankind, with an emphasis on "man."
******************************
Edward:  Why does everyone insist on painting me out to be an ogre?
Lila:  Because you are dear.
******************************
Alexis:  What do you want Felicia?
Flea:  Banana Cream Pie.
Alexis:  You can't have that.
Flea:  You know, I think you can share.
Alexis:  It's mine.
******************************
(about Alexis)
Ned:  She refuses to see people for who they really are. (insulting Roy)
Roy:  I couldn't agree more. (rebuttal)
******************************
COMMENT:  I loved the scenes with the Ladies and the Pie, and the Men with
their Beer and Pool game.  HILARIOUS!  And I love the background music
during these scenes also.  GO GH!
******************************
Chloe:  I say we free ourselves from the tyranny of the male species!  We
boot them out of our lives!  Gloria Steinem was right.  A woman needs a man
just like a fish needs a bicycle.
Alexis:  Gloria Steinem just got married.
******************************
Monica:  I would like to celebrate being alive.
Alan:  Why don't we head upstairs?
Monica:  Oh, I thought you'd never ask.
******************************

04/10/2001 Tuesday
*************************
Bobbie:  Oh, well in that case, Melissa Bedford, my brother Luke Spencer.
Luke:  Oh, you're Melissa! (they shake hands)
Melissa:  I guess you've heard about me too (she dashes off), excuse me.
Luke:  Well, hey I didn't hear anything . . . bad.
*************************
Monica:  Oh come on - we can't spend the evening like this.  Fighting would
be better.
Edward:  Fine!  Let's get this Zander thing right on the table.  Right out
on . . .
AJ:  I think Mom was kidding.
*************************
(to Edward)
Monica:  No!  You are not to upset Emily and drive her out of this house.
Not tonight, Edward!  I need her here.  In fact, I need my whole family,
even you.
*************************
Edward:  At last, the prodigal returns.
Ned:  No thanks to you.
*************************
Alexis:  You're going to try the offensive defense with me.  I've done it
way too many times in court to fall for that.
Roy:  Well, yeah, well I've been on trial way too many times.
*************************
Alexis:  Why didn't you tell me that my client was lying to me?
Roy:  Oh, for the love of God, Alexis.  Your client is Sonny Corinthos!  He
lies!  You know that!  What?  He lies to everybody but you?  Is that what
you think?
*************************
Laura:  Have you seen Carly?
Scotty:  No I haven't.  Not since you showed her who was boss.
*************************
Alan:  You know?  I should get a camera.  How many times are we all in the
same room without having an argument?
*************************
Edward:  Just be sure that you let Ned take the picture, because you always
get your thumb in the way.
Alan:  Once!  One Christmas when I was 16, I got my thumb in the way, and
what did I miss?  A picture of Tracy with the worst haircut in the world.
Edward:  Must you mention that name in this house?
Alan:  Tracy, Tracy, Tracy . . .
*************************
(to Gia)
Elton:  Sorry Darling, stardom isn't all sunglasses and hair extensions.
*************************
(to Laura)
Luke:  . . . And so I thought I'd turn the money back over to you as sort
of, I don't know, a victory gift.  You can put the money back in your
company and name a lipstick after me or something.
*************************
(to Roy)
Alexis:  I ignore my personal business to take care of your personal
business, and not only do you not thank me, you all refuse to apologize to
me!  I mean I gotta tell you, it's astonishing to me the level of
superiority emanating from a couple of thugs!
*************************
Sonny:  That's why we're a perfect match.
Carly:  Perfect match with a whole lot of kindling.
*************************

04/09/2001 Thursday
******************************
(to Sonny)
Alexis:  As a rule, I'm adamantly opposed to physical violence, but I am
sure you, of all people, can understand what it's like to sink below the
level of human decency.
******************************
Roy:  I've been drafted into working this party Laura's throwing at the
club tonight.  Can I interest you in coming by?
Bobbie:  Laura booked that party after Luke told her not to, so I wouldn't
miss it!
******************************
Helena:  You wouldn't do business with Stefan?
Luke:  I'd to business with Satan himself if the price was high enough,
Don't you know that about me by now?
******************************
Helena:  Now that is blackmail.
Luke:  Yes it is.  Or is it extortion?  I get them confused.
Helena:  Well, then why don't you take the earrings, and the china, the
silver?  Why don't you take the yacht?
Luke:  Don't worry, I tend to burn up this green rice paper.  I'll be back.
(he exits)
(Helena throws her brandy glass at the door - it shatters)
Luke:  (pokes his head back in the doorway) You missed me.
******************************
Bobbie:  He may well break your heart.
Flea:  Gee, that's a big help Bobbie.
******************************
NOTE:  What's up with Bonnie Raitt being played at Luke's club.  She ain't
blues.
******************************
Sonny:  You acted more like a mother than a lawyer.
Alexis:  Sonny knows best.
******************************
Sonny:  I'll let go of this little incident.
Alexis:  Little incident?
Carly:  Yeah Alexis, ya slapped my husband.  What do you charge for that?
Huh?!?
******************************
Luke:  Guess what I'm going to take back into the office?  (waves his case
of $1million)
Roy:  Luke, there's a party going on.
Luke:  Well, in that case, give me a double shot of Scotch.
Roy:  It's your job, it's your bar, it's your booze - pour yourself.
******************************

04/06/2001 Friday
****************************
Luke:  Swear to me that you're not rescuing me from the Repo Man.
Laura:  I swear to you that I am renting this place for my very important
party, which if I don't start getting dressed for right now, I'm going to
be very-very late, and that looks bad for the president of the company.
And I will hold you responsible - so help me God!
****************************
Laura:  For what it's worth - you're invited.
Luke:  I don't like parties.
****************************
(to Roy)
Luke:  Take it easy on the furniture will ya?  I don't care what the bank
says, we're not closing.
****************************
Luke:  You're not turnin' soft on me, are ya DiLucca?
Roy:  I'm tryin'
****************************
Laura:  You stuck babysitting?
Roy:  Oh now that really hurts my feelings.  He said that you asked for me
by name.
****************************
NOTE:  Um, Lizzie looks like Mini-Laura in that blue jacket.  OUCH!  Not at
all attractive.  I think Laura looks better in those types of clothes than
Liz does.  Liz looks better in retro - clingy - slinky clothes, even if
that's out of character for her.
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(to Helena as she is typing on her laptop)
Luke:  You in that romantic chatroom again with Charlie Manson?
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Alexis:  You look nice, you do.  You look very respectable.
Sonny:  Yeah?
Alexis:  Yeah (then she promptly decks him across the face)
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04/05/2001 Thursday
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(about Luke and his bills)
Laura:  He's always been this way.  He used to tell me that it kept life
exciting.
Bobbie:  That's what he's still telling me.
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Dara:  I don't like surprises, Alexis.  I like them even less when they're
sprung on my right before the start of a trial.
Alexis:  Okay, I will keep that in mind.
Dara:  You know what else I don't like?  Non-disclosure of material facts.
Alexis:  I think there's an accusation in there somewhere, I'm just not
sure what it's directed at.
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Jason:  You don't tell anyone Sonny took you, Ever!
Zander:  Yeah, like nobody's going to ask me any questions.  What am I
supposed to say? "Sorry, I overslept a few days?"
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Elton:  Well, a little too much caffeine this morning?  If you don't mind
me saying so, its really not the most effective way to deal with blue
collar workers, you think?
Luke:  I'm just getting started.  You're next.  Look you better get outta
here or I'm gonna kick you and your bank teller shoes from here to Guam!
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(to Laura)
Elton: Well, Mr. Spencer was a bit less than thrilled.  You know?  He could
really use some good etiquette lessons!  Uh now please don't kill the
messenger for saying so, but time is of the essence.  Deadline, deadline,
tick-tock, tick-tock.
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(to Bobbie)
Laura:  Well, looks like you were right.  Luke does have a plan and he's
going to have to change it.  (she leaves)
(also to Bobbie)
Flea:  Laura seems warmer than her usually sunny self today.
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Flea:  Mac did it, had a good divorce going, and now he's gone and ruined
it.
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Sorrel:  Still no Zander?  It's a shame.
Alexis:  Pride goeth before a fall, Mr. Sorrel.
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Laura:  I think the reason you're angry, is that for the first time.  I
didn't just follow along.  I decided to fix the problem myself.  I made my
own decisions.  I took matters into my own hands.
Luke:  Is that it?  Or do you have another self-empowerment cliche' you'd
like to spout?
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Sorrel:  What's that they say?  "He who has the last laugh . . ."
Sonny:  He who has the last laugh usually doesn't get the joke.
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Alexis:  Tomorrow, hopefully it will be over with.  You won't have to think
about Sorrel anymore.  You can get on with your life and if you really,
really, want to, you could actually be happy for a minute.
Sonny:  I'm ecstatic!  What?  You couldn't tell?
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04/2/01 Monday
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Laura:  What?  These just came in this morning?
Elton:  Oh those are only the urgent messages, the other ones are stacked
under "Semi-Urgent" and "Who Gives A Rat's Rear."
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Carly:  Elton, you're ruthless!
Elton:  Well, one must prioritize!
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(to Laura & Carly)
Elton:  If either of you girls had any sense - you'd hire ME an assistant!
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Melissa:  I'm glad to see that you remember that.
Roy:  Well, it's easier than playing the piano.
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COMMENT:  Intense scene with Gia and Nikolas!  I loved it!  I could FEEL
the emotions.  AWESOME work!
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WOW!  Carly's downright vicious.  What's up her butt?
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(to Gia)
Carly:   . . . So before you turn into some nauseating, pious, little,
goody-goody-two-shoes in front of my disgusting, and disappointed eyes ...
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