NAME: Roy DiLucca
2. AGE: Two years older than Bobbie.
Whatever she said is fine.
HAIR COLOR: Black
EYE COLOR: Brown
NICKNAME: DiLucca, Stoolie, The Big Whangdango, Roy the Toy, Dock Dude, Snitch, Big Boobie's Boy Toy, Bobbie's Pogo
Stick, Luke’s Barney Rubble.
FAVORITE ACTOR: Antonio Banderas. That
guy is badass.
FAVORITE ACTRESS: Julia Roberts
FAVORITE MOVIE: The Cowboys
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Guns and Ammo
FAVORITE BOOK: The Complete Works of Edgar Allan Poe
FAVORITE TV SHOW: The Cowboys
FAVORITE PART OF THE FEMALE BODY: Boobs (You expected to be surprised or
FAVORITE BAND/SINGER: AC/DC
FAVORITE SONG: “Secret Agent
Man” by Gary US Bonds
WHAT IS THE STRANGEST THING YOU HAVE EVER EATEN?
A tin can. Don’t ask.
FAVORITE FOOD: A nice, big steak, marinated in Tabasco sauce, Olympia
beer and peppers.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TOLD YOU LOOK LIKE SOMEONE FAMOUS? No.
HABITS (BAD OR OTHERWISE): I mumble sometimes.
WHAT COLOR UNDERWEAR ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?
I don’t wear underwear.
FAVORITE PLACE TO BE KISSED? On the chest.
MOST EMBARASSING MOMENT: About a
thousand times when my friends found out I was an FBI operative who ratted them
out. That sucked.
CAN YOU SPEAK WITH AN ACCENT? Yes.
FAVORITE SAYING: “Different shit, same day.”
MOST MEMORABLE EXPERIENCE: This really hot dance with Bobbie when I first got
back from the dead. “How Deep Is
Your Love” by the Bee Gees was on, the electricity was flying and I thought my
zipper was going to fly apart at the teeth.
WHAT SCARES YOU? Being perceived as stupid.
PET PEEVE(S): Jails with crappy security so that anyone can come in a bug you
when you just want to catch a little shut eye.
BIGGEST CRIME YOU EVER COMMITTED: Probably
that shooting a congressman thing.
DID YOU GET CAUGHT? Caught,
shot up and arrested.
STONES OR BEATLES? Stones.
: ASTROLOGICAL SIGN:
WHAT WOULD YOUR FRIENDS BE MOST SURPRISED TO KNOW ABOUT YOU?
That I am a MENSA member and got a double masters degree in English and
Philosophy while I was in the joint.
LEAST FAVORITE PC CITIZEN: Elizabeth
Webber. Look, don’t ask me why,
but there’s just something about her that creeps me out.
Also, anyone currently in a law enforcement position, including FBI
freaks who are not my daughter.