1. NAME: Roy DiLucca

2. AGE: Two years older than Bobbie.  Whatever she said is fine.

3. HAIR COLOR: Black

4. EYE COLOR: Brown

5. NICKNAME: DiLucca, Stoolie, The Big Whangdango, Roy the Toy, Dock Dude, Snitch, Big Boobie's Boy Toy, Bobbie's Pogo Stick, Luke’s Barney Rubble.

6. FAVORITE ACTOR: Antonio Banderas.  That guy is badass.

7. FAVORITE ACTRESS: Julia Roberts

8. FAVORITE MOVIE: The Cowboys

9. FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Guns and Ammo

10. FAVORITE BOOK: The Complete Works of Edgar Allan Poe

11. FAVORITE TV SHOW: The Cowboys

12. FAVORITE PART OF THE FEMALE BODY: Boobs (You expected to be surprised or sumthin’?)

13. FAVORITE BAND/SINGER: AC/DC

14. FAVORITE SONG:  “Secret Agent Man” by Gary US Bonds

15. WHAT IS THE STRANGEST THING YOU HAVE EVER EATEN?  A tin can.  Don’t ask.

16:  FAVORITE FOOD: A nice, big steak, marinated in Tabasco sauce, Olympia beer and peppers.

17. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TOLD YOU LOOK LIKE SOMEONE FAMOUS? No.

18. HABITS (BAD OR OTHERWISE): I mumble sometimes. 

19. WHAT COLOR UNDERWEAR ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?  I don’t wear underwear.

20. FAVORITE PLACE TO BE KISSED? On the chest.

21. MOST EMBARASSING MOMENT:  About a thousand times when my friends found out I was an FBI operative who ratted them out.  That sucked.

22. CAN YOU SPEAK WITH AN ACCENT? Yes.

23. FAVORITE SAYING: “Different shit, same day.”

24. MOST MEMORABLE EXPERIENCE: This really hot dance with Bobbie when I first got back from the dead.  “How Deep Is Your Love” by the Bee Gees was on, the electricity was flying and I thought my zipper was going to fly apart at the teeth. 

25. WHAT SCARES YOU? Being perceived as stupid.

26. PET PEEVE(S): Jails with crappy security so that anyone can come in a bug you when you just want to catch a little shut eye.

27.  BIGGEST CRIME YOU EVER COMMITTED:  Probably that shooting a congressman thing.

28.  DID YOU GET CAUGHT?  Caught, shot up and arrested.

29:  STONES OR BEATLES?  Stones.

30  :  ASTROLOGICAL SIGN:  Taurus.

31:  WHAT WOULD YOUR FRIENDS BE MOST SURPRISED TO KNOW ABOUT YOU?  That I am a MENSA member and got a double masters degree in English and Philosophy while I was in the joint.

32:  LEAST FAVORITE PC CITIZEN:  Elizabeth Webber.  Look, don’t ask me why, but there’s just something about her that creeps me out.  Also, anyone currently in a law enforcement position, including FBI freaks who are not my daughter.