With Apologies to Alan Menken and Howard Ashman

This spoof is from the song, "Suddenly, Seymour" from the play/movie, "Little Shop of Horrors."  If you have not seen this, get your culturally illiterate self down to Blockbuster and rent it immediately.

 

SUDDENLY, JASON
(Turn up your speakers, darlin') 

JASON
Lift up your head, Wash off your mascara


Here, take my T-shirt, Wipe that lipstick away


Show me your face, Clean as the morning


I know things were bad, But now they're okay


 
Suddenly Jason, Is standing beside you


You don't need no makeup, Don't have to pretend


Suddenly Jason, Is here to provide you


Sweet understanding, Jason's your friend


 
LIZZIE


Nobody ever Thought I was pretty


My folks went to Kenya, Sarah left too


Lucky was dead and You took me riding


I painted the wind And I gave it to you.



Suddenly Jason, Is standin' beside me


He don't play the guitar, He don't condescend


Suddenly Jason, Is here to provide me


Sweet understanding, Jason's my friend


 
JASON


Tell me again that you don’t want to see me


Tell me to leave and then show up again.



LIZZIE


Please understand that I'm not a bad person


I'm just lying my ass off To Lucky, my man!


                   
Suddenly Jason


 
JASON 
Suddenly Jason

 
LIZZIE 
He took me riding



JASON


He took you riding


 
LIZZIE


Suddenly Jason 


 
JASON


Suddenly Jason  



LIZZIE
Showed me I can

JASON
Showed you you can 

BOTH


Tell Lucky and Laura 


And the Face of Deception


To kiss both my ass cheeks



LIZZIE and JASON


Jason’s my/your MANNNNN!!