With Apologies to Alan Menken and Howard Ashman
This spoof is from the song, "Suddenly, Seymour" from the play/movie, "Little Shop of Horrors." If you have not seen this, get your culturally illiterate self down to Blockbuster and rent it immediately.
(Turn up your speakers, darlin')
Lift up your head, Wash off your mascara
Here, take my T-shirt, Wipe that lipstick away
Show me your face, Clean as the morning
I know things were bad, But now they're okay
Suddenly Jason, Is standing beside you
You don't need no makeup, Don't have to pretend
Suddenly Jason, Is here to provide you
Sweet understanding, Jason's your friend
Nobody ever Thought I was pretty
My folks went to Kenya, Sarah left too
Lucky was dead and You took me riding
I painted the wind And I gave it to you.
Suddenly Jason, Is standin' beside me
He don't play the guitar, He don't condescend
Suddenly Jason, Is here to provide me
Sweet understanding, Jason's my friend
Tell me again that you donít want to see me
Tell me to leave and then show up again.
Please understand that I'm not a bad person
I'm just lying my ass off To Lucky, my man!
He took me riding
He took you riding
Showed me I can
Showed you you can
Tell Lucky and Laura
And the Face of Deception
To kiss both my ass cheeks LIZZIE and JASON
Jasonís my/your MANNNNN!!