With Apologies to Alan Menken and Howard Ashman

This spoof is from the song, "Suddenly, Seymour" from the play/movie, "Little Shop of Horrors."  If you have not seen this, get your culturally illiterate self down to Blockbuster and rent it immediately.

 

SUDDENLY, JASON
(Turn up your speakers, darlin')

JASON
Lift up your head, Wash off your mascara

Here, take my T-shirt, Wipe that lipstick away

Show me your face, Clean as the morning

I know things were bad, But now they're okay

 
Suddenly Jason, Is standing beside you

You don't need no makeup, Don't have to pretend

Suddenly Jason, Is here to provide you

Sweet understanding, Jason's your friend

 
LIZZIE

Nobody ever Thought I was pretty

My folks went to Kenya, Sarah left too

Lucky was dead and You took me riding

I painted the wind And I gave it to you.


Suddenly Jason, Is standin' beside me

He don't play the guitar, He don't condescend

Suddenly Jason, Is here to provide me

Sweet understanding, Jason's my friend

 
JASON

Tell me again that you donít want to see me

Tell me to leave and then show up again.


LIZZIE

Please understand that I'm not a bad person

I'm just lying my ass off To Lucky, my man!

                   
Suddenly Jason

 
JASON
Suddenly Jason

 
LIZZIE
He took me riding


JASON

He took you riding

 
LIZZIE

Suddenly Jason 

 
JASON

Suddenly Jason  


LIZZIE
Showed me I can

JASON
Showed you you can 

BOTH

Tell Lucky and Laura 

And the Face of Deception

To kiss both my ass cheeks



LIZZIE and JASON

Jasonís my/your MANNNNN!!